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CONFLICT: MIDDLE EAST by Fussbett 11/06/2004, 4:55pm PST

CONFLICT: MIDDLE EAST



Youre an average soldier sent to Iraq. Battle through sand storms, inner cities, and multi-level buildings. Whether you choose to frag, blast, or shoot your way through these missions, you will take down Iraqi enemies. But mind you, you will have to have some navigation skills, because you'll be driving or piloting your ways through some of the levels. So grip onto the .50 caliber, clench onto your m-16, and keep your trigger finger ready, because youre going into Iraq.


conflictNo: And bite your lower lip in erotic anticipation!
Fussbett: Frag blast or shoot. Tough decisions.
conflictNo: I'll choose to blast.
conflictNo: But then you have to drive and fly and grip and clench. I'm going to need an assistant. An average combat personal assistant. Named Jeff.
Fussbett: GRIP, CLENCH AND KEEP: MIDDLE EAST
conflictNo: JEFF! SCHEDULE AN 0800 ROCKET BLAST FOR THAT IRAQI'S FACE HOOAH
Jhoh Cable: I can't wait for the sequel, "Conflict: Not Middle East." :(
Jsoh Cable: this mod clearly suffers from an unrealistic premise

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Ray of Light: I'm expected to grip the 50, clench the '16, AND keep my trigger finger ready?
Fussbett: Yeah, you'll have a case of Iraqi Fingers Syndrome when you come home.
Ray of Light: Maybe that can be an add-on since it's ripped from the headlines. They'll just track the whole story arc.
Ray of Light: OUR ABOUT PAGE IS THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER
Fussbett: I say spend the extra day in imaginary development and make me a slightly above average soldier.
Fussbett: Like I'm good at word problems. Or: extra finger. Which will play a role in the plot.
Ray of Light: Sand storms, inner cities, multi-level buildings. I think he's been to Iraq. I can almost smell the... whatever Iraq smells like.
Ray of Light: I wonder if it's normal to clench the gun months before going into Iraq. I guess you're both average AND abnormally jittery
Fussbett: You'll recognize the inner city by the fact that it's not the desert.
Ray of Light: Nor does it have multi-level buildings. Inner city is all zero-level buildings GO USAF
Jhoh Cable: This mod will be for people who went to Iraq but wish they had killed thousands of people non stop while running through buildings alone.
Jhoh Cable: Buildings and hallways.
Jhoh Cable: I wonder if you get a compass with this mod. :(
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    CONFLICT: MIDDLE EAST by Fussbett 11/06/2004, 4:55pm PST NEW
        Now everyone can contribute. NT by Creexul :( 11/06/2004, 5:13pm PST NEW
            But mind you! by Worm 11/07/2004, 10:38am PST NEW
                Re: But mind you! by E. L. Koba 11/07/2004, 6:21pm PST NEW
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                Re: please, germany, never ever forget you were nazies some time ago by Creexul :( 11/14/2004, 12:05pm PST NEW
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