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CONFLICT: MIDDLE EAST
Youre an average soldier sent to Iraq. Battle through sand storms, inner cities, and multi-level buildings. Whether you choose to frag, blast, or shoot your way through these missions, you will take down Iraqi enemies. But mind you, you will have to have some navigation skills, because you'll be driving or piloting your ways through some of the levels. So grip onto the .50 caliber, clench onto your m-16, and keep your trigger finger ready, because youre going into Iraq.
conflictNo: And bite your lower lip in erotic anticipation!
Fussbett: Frag blast or shoot. Tough decisions.
conflictNo: I'll choose to blast.
conflictNo: But then you have to drive and fly and grip and clench. I'm going to need an assistant. An average combat personal assistant. Named Jeff.
Fussbett: GRIP, CLENCH AND KEEP: MIDDLE EAST
conflictNo: JEFF! SCHEDULE AN 0800 ROCKET BLAST FOR THAT IRAQI'S FACE HOOAH
Jhoh Cable: I can't wait for the sequel, "Conflict: Not Middle East." :(
Jsoh Cable: this mod clearly suffers from an unrealistic premise
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Ray of Light: I'm expected to grip the 50, clench the '16, AND keep my trigger finger ready?
Fussbett: Yeah, you'll have a case of Iraqi Fingers Syndrome when you come home.
Ray of Light: Maybe that can be an add-on since it's ripped from the headlines. They'll just track the whole story arc.
Ray of Light: OUR ABOUT PAGE IS THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER
Fussbett: I say spend the extra day in imaginary development and make me a slightly above average soldier.
Fussbett: Like I'm good at word problems. Or: extra finger. Which will play a role in the plot.
Ray of Light: Sand storms, inner cities, multi-level buildings. I think he's been to Iraq. I can almost smell the... whatever Iraq smells like.
Ray of Light: I wonder if it's normal to clench the gun months before going into Iraq. I guess you're both average AND abnormally jittery
Fussbett: You'll recognize the inner city by the fact that it's not the desert.
Ray of Light: Nor does it have multi-level buildings. Inner city is all zero-level buildings GO USAF
Jhoh Cable: This mod will be for people who went to Iraq but wish they had killed thousands of people non stop while running through buildings alone.
Jhoh Cable: Buildings and hallways.
Jhoh Cable: I wonder if you get a compass with this mod. :(
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Half-Life 2 Mods preview THREE: WE LOVE WAR by Fussbett 11/06/2004, 4:40pm PST 
CONFLICT: MIDDLE EAST by Fussbett 11/06/2004, 4:55pm PST 
Now everyone can contribute. NT by Creexul :( 11/06/2004, 5:13pm PST 
But mind you! by Worm 11/07/2004, 10:38am PST 
Re: But mind you! by E. L. Koba 11/07/2004, 6:21pm PST 
That gives me an idea!! by gnpaaron 11/07/2004, 8:39pm PST 
DEPTHS OF WAR by Fussbett 11/07/2004, 10:04am PST 
DOMINICAN AGGRESSION by Fussbett 11/08/2004, 12:28am PST 
Re: DOMINICAN AGGRESSION NT by Conflict: Middle East rocks. 11/12/2004, 10:59am PST 
Can't Distinguish between title and author box NT by Pre 11/12/2004, 10:59am PST 
EPOCS OF COURAGE by Fussbett 11/11/2004, 11:01pm PST 
a.m. activities for the bored and nerdy by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/12/2004, 2:56am PST 
I love these goofy bastards. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/12/2004, 2:29pm PST 
Re: I love these goofy bastards. by Creexul :( 11/12/2004, 5:19pm PST 
Re: Half-Life 2 Mods preview THREE: WE LOVE WAR by Mr. Kool 11/13/2004, 12:56pm PST 
Re: Half-Life 2 Mods preview THREE: WE LOVE WAR by N 11/13/2004, 2:29pm PST 
Re: Half-Life 2 Mods preview THREE: WE LOVE WAR by conflictNo 11/13/2004, 4:42pm PST 
Re: Half-Life 2 Mods preview THREE: WE LOVE WAR by Bill Dungsroman 11/13/2004, 7:48pm PST 
Re: Half-Life 2 Mods preview THREE: WE LOVE WAR by conflictNo 11/14/2004, 12:13pm PST 
EUROPEAN BATTLEFIELDS by Fussbett 11/14/2004, 12:06am PST 
We have already seen enough blood. by The Joosh 11/14/2004, 12:19am PST 
please, germany, never ever forget you were nazies some time ago by Mysterio 11/14/2004, 3:12am PST 
Re: please, germany, never ever forget you were nazies some time ago by Creexul :( 11/14/2004, 12:05pm PST 
This article is excellent by Fussbett 11/14/2004, 1:07pm PST 
I don't know, I was just looking for the Germany and France connection. NT by Creexul :( 11/14/2004, 5:33pm PST 
Luxembourg and Switzerland NT by whydirt 11/14/2004, 5:51pm PST 
Re: Luxembourg and Switzerland by The Joosh 11/15/2004, 3:18am PST 
to what? refusing to go to war? are you kidding? NT by Mysterio 11/15/2004, 6:57am PST 
There are no Jews in Iraq NT by FABIO 11/14/2004, 7:47pm PST 
Re: EUROPEAN BATTLEFIELDS by Chairman Mao 11/14/2004, 12:24am PST 
Stalingrad by FABIO 11/14/2004, 2:06am PST 
Re: Stalingrad by Chairman Mao 11/14/2004, 2:59am PST 
Re: Stalingrad by FABIO 11/14/2004, 5:07am PST 
Re: Stalingrad by Chairman Mao 11/14/2004, 2:51pm PST 
Your best source for any war movie ever made, ever. by FABIO 11/14/2004, 7:49pm PST 
Re: Stalingrad by Mysterio 11/14/2004, 10:04pm PST 
WINTER WAR by Fussbett 11/14/2004, 9:47pm PST 
FINLAND AT WAR by Fussbett 11/14/2004, 9:42pm PST 
Re: FINLAND AT WAR by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/16/2004, 10:14pm PST 
Finland was kinda-sorta mostly an Axis ally by athodyd 11/17/2004, 12:33am PST 
Re: Finland was kinda-sorta mostly an Axis ally by FABIO 11/17/2004, 2:35am PST 
the winter war rules, yeah by kthor 11/17/2004, 8:30am PST 
GULFWAR by Fussbett 11/23/2004, 12:51am PST 
HITLER'S UNDERBELLY by Fussbett 11/26/2004, 1:33am PST 
No INC? NT by Creexul :( 11/26/2004, 3:28am PST 
American Thanksgiving claims two victims. by Fussbett 11/26/2004, 3:32am PST 
LIBERATION OF SEOUL by Fussbett 12/01/2004, 1:54am PST 
BY THE WAY :( by Creexul :( 01/06/2005, 12:28pm PST 
that movie sucked by FABIO 01/06/2005, 1:17pm PST 
All old war movies sucked, except Patton. NT by Creexul :( 01/07/2005, 4:08am PST 
Tora! Tora! Tora! >>>>>>> Pearl Harbor by FABIO 01/07/2005, 7:41am PST 
wow did that get fucked up by FABIO 01/07/2005, 7:43am PST 
I forgot The Big Red One too. NT by Creexul :( 01/07/2005, 4:36pm PST 
THE FORGOTTEN WAR by Fussbett 12/07/2004, 1:00am PST 
I forgot one comment. by Fussbett 12/07/2004, 1:05am PST 
KOREA: THE FORGOTTEN WAR by mark 12/08/2004, 11:24pm PST 
MIDWAY TO VICTORY by Fussbett 12/10/2004, 2:07am PST 
Re: MIDWAY TO VICTORY by FABIO 12/10/2004, 5:03am PST 
Re: MIDWAY TO VICTORY by Creexul :( 12/10/2004, 3:04pm PST 
Re: MIDWAY TO VICTORY by porsche 12/10/2004, 3:16pm PST 
Re: MIDWAY TO VICTORY by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/11/2004, 2:54am PST 
Re: MIDWAY TO VICTORY by Debaser 12/16/2004, 7:29pm PST 
NATIONAL CRISIS by Fussbett 01/05/2005, 3:53pm PST 
Winner by Bodybag 01/05/2005, 5:06pm PST 
RESISTANE AND LIBERATION by Fussbett 01/18/2005, 6:17am PST 
RESISTANCE 1940 - 1945 by Fussbett 09/25/2005, 8:01pm PDT 
Your command of history is truly stunning. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/25/2005, 11:15pm PDT 
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