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by Fussbett 11/26/2004, 1:33am PST |
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HITLERS UNDERBELLY
Hitlers Underbelly is a World War Two Half-Life Two modification. Unlike most WW2 modifications for the Half-Life series, Hitlers Underbelly takes place on the Italian Front, which Winston Churchill called "Hitlers Soft Underbelly", hence the name of the mod.
We try to be as unique and different from other WW2 mods as possible, giving players a choice in what to play, and what to play as. Unlike most modifications, we differ from the traditional Germans vs. Americans, although they are included in Hitlers Underbelly. There are four teams: Italy, Germany, The Commonwealth, and The United States. This gives players a broader choice in what weapons they'll be able to use, instead of just the old Day of Defeat selection (although those weapons are included as well, it's a historical thing).
Jhoh Cable: This wins for "Grossest Mod Title." Also, disturbing use of Two instead of 2.
Jhoh Cable: This guy might be better off naming his mod "Italy War."
Jhoh Cable: "We try to be as unique and different from other WW2 mods as possible"
Jhoh Cable: Well clearly they have a handle on this part.
Ray of Light: As unique and different from other WW2 mods as possible would imply not having a WW2 mod
Ray of Light: He has failed to stretch the realm of possibility
Fussbett Yes, he didn't even get as far as WW3 or WW1.
Fussbett Writing credit: Winston Churchill.
Ray of Light: Churchill probably used an apostrophe
Fussbett Note that they also edited Churchill. The long-winded fuck.
Ray of Light: Belly has been hardened for gameplay purposes
Fussbett So, the big thing about this mod is that you can play as Italy.
Ray of Light: Yeah awesome. You're equipped with wine.
Jsoh Cable: do the italians come with cardboard boots?
Jsoh Cable: cardboard boots and black painted broomsticks
Jsoh Cable: and actual salad bowls on their heads
Jsoh Cable: and no shirts or pants, just a gross disgusting hair covered thong
Fussbett Get ready to press the S key a lot!
Fussbett Or down arrow, depending on your layout.
Jhoh Cable: "From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put MOTHERFUCKER." -- Winston Churchill (and me)
Jsoh Cable: if I rub hitlers soft underbelly, does his leg wiggle REALISTICALLY?
Jsoh Cable: Im more looking forward to scritching behind hitlers ears
Jsoh Cable: which is clearly the battle of berlin
Jsoh Cable: its symbolic fuckin metaphors
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CONFLICT: MIDDLE EAST by Fussbett 11/06/2004, 4:55pm PST 
Now everyone can contribute. NT by Creexul :( 11/06/2004, 5:13pm PST 
But mind you! by Worm 11/07/2004, 10:38am PST 
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That gives me an idea!! by gnpaaron 11/07/2004, 8:39pm PST 
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Re: DOMINICAN AGGRESSION NT by Conflict: Middle East rocks. 11/12/2004, 10:59am PST 
Can't Distinguish between title and author box NT by Pre 11/12/2004, 10:59am PST 
EPOCS OF COURAGE by Fussbett 11/11/2004, 11:01pm PST 
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I love these goofy bastards. by Ice Cream Jonsey 11/12/2004, 2:29pm PST 
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Re: Half-Life 2 Mods preview THREE: WE LOVE WAR by conflictNo 11/14/2004, 12:13pm PST 
EUROPEAN BATTLEFIELDS by Fussbett 11/14/2004, 12:06am PST 
We have already seen enough blood. by The Joosh 11/14/2004, 12:19am PST 
please, germany, never ever forget you were nazies some time ago by Mysterio 11/14/2004, 3:12am PST 
Re: please, germany, never ever forget you were nazies some time ago by Creexul :( 11/14/2004, 12:05pm PST 
This article is excellent by Fussbett 11/14/2004, 1:07pm PST 
I don't know, I was just looking for the Germany and France connection. NT by Creexul :( 11/14/2004, 5:33pm PST 
Luxembourg and Switzerland NT by whydirt 11/14/2004, 5:51pm PST 
Re: Luxembourg and Switzerland by The Joosh 11/15/2004, 3:18am PST 
to what? refusing to go to war? are you kidding? NT by Mysterio 11/15/2004, 6:57am PST 
There are no Jews in Iraq NT by FABIO 11/14/2004, 7:47pm PST 
Re: EUROPEAN BATTLEFIELDS by Chairman Mao 11/14/2004, 12:24am PST 
Stalingrad by FABIO 11/14/2004, 2:06am PST 
Re: Stalingrad by Chairman Mao 11/14/2004, 2:59am PST 
Re: Stalingrad by FABIO 11/14/2004, 5:07am PST 
Re: Stalingrad by Chairman Mao 11/14/2004, 2:51pm PST 
Your best source for any war movie ever made, ever. by FABIO 11/14/2004, 7:49pm PST 
Re: Stalingrad by Mysterio 11/14/2004, 10:04pm PST 
WINTER WAR by Fussbett 11/14/2004, 9:47pm PST 
FINLAND AT WAR by Fussbett 11/14/2004, 9:42pm PST 
Re: FINLAND AT WAR by motherfuckerfoodeater 11/16/2004, 10:14pm PST 
Finland was kinda-sorta mostly an Axis ally by athodyd 11/17/2004, 12:33am PST 
Re: Finland was kinda-sorta mostly an Axis ally by FABIO 11/17/2004, 2:35am PST 
the winter war rules, yeah by kthor 11/17/2004, 8:30am PST 
GULFWAR by Fussbett 11/23/2004, 12:51am PST 
HITLER'S UNDERBELLY by Fussbett 11/26/2004, 1:33am PST 
No INC? NT by Creexul :( 11/26/2004, 3:28am PST 
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that movie sucked by FABIO 01/06/2005, 1:17pm PST 
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wow did that get fucked up by FABIO 01/07/2005, 7:43am PST 
I forgot The Big Red One too. NT by Creexul :( 01/07/2005, 4:36pm PST 
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I forgot one comment. by Fussbett 12/07/2004, 1:05am PST 
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Re: MIDWAY TO VICTORY by Creexul :( 12/10/2004, 3:04pm PST 
Re: MIDWAY TO VICTORY by porsche 12/10/2004, 3:16pm PST 
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NATIONAL CRISIS by Fussbett 01/05/2005, 3:53pm PST 
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RESISTANCE 1940 - 1945 by Fussbett 09/25/2005, 8:01pm PDT 
Your command of history is truly stunning. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/25/2005, 11:15pm PDT 
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