Forum Overview :: Half-Life II ??? :: CONFLICT: MIDDLE EAST

[quote name="Fussbett"][quote]<h1>CONFLICT: MIDDLE EAST </h1> Youre an average soldier sent to Iraq. Battle through sand storms, inner cities, and multi-level buildings. Whether you choose to frag, blast, or shoot your way through these missions, you will take down Iraqi enemies. But mind you, you will have to have some navigation skills, because you'll be driving or piloting your ways through some of the levels. So grip onto the .50 caliber, clench onto your m-16, and keep your trigger finger ready, because youre going into Iraq.[/quote] <font color="wheat">conflictNo:</font> And bite your lower lip in erotic anticipation! <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> Frag blast or shoot. Tough decisions. <font color="wheat">conflictNo:</font> I'll choose to blast. <font color="wheat">conflictNo:</font> But then you have to drive and fly and grip and clench. I'm going to need an assistant. An average combat personal assistant. Named Jeff. <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> GRIP, CLENCH AND KEEP: MIDDLE EAST <font color="wheat">conflictNo:</font> JEFF! SCHEDULE AN 0800 ROCKET BLAST FOR THAT IRAQI'S FACE HOOAH <font color="olive">Jhoh Cable:</font> I can't wait for the sequel, "Conflict: Not Middle East." :( <font color="DarkSalmon">Jsoh Cable:</font> this mod clearly suffers from an unrealistic premise ... <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> I'm expected to grip the 50, clench the '16, AND keep my trigger finger ready? <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> Yeah, you'll have a case of Iraqi Fingers Syndrome when you come home. <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> Maybe that can be an add-on since it's ripped from the headlines. They'll just track the whole story arc. <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> OUR ABOUT PAGE IS THE FUCKING NEWSPAPER <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> I say spend the extra day in imaginary development and make me a slightly above average soldier. <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> Like I'm good at word problems. Or: extra finger. Which will play a role in the plot. <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> Sand storms, inner cities, multi-level buildings. I think he's been to Iraq. I can almost smell the... whatever Iraq smells like. <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> I wonder if it's normal to clench the gun months before going into Iraq. I guess you're both average AND abnormally jittery <font color="violet">Fussbett:</font> You'll recognize the inner city by the fact that it's not the desert. <font color="orange">Ray of Light:</font> Nor does it have multi-level buildings. Inner city is all zero-level buildings GO USAF <font color="olive">Jhoh Cable:</font> This mod will be for people who went to Iraq but wish they had killed thousands of people non stop while running through buildings alone. <font color="olive">Jhoh Cable:</font> Buildings and hallways. <font color="olive">Jhoh Cable:</font> I wonder if you get a compass with this mod. :( [/quote]