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by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 11:43am PST |
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I need clarification wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
This is a fucking joke -- I'm on a bicycle (without music of course) in a Bizarro world escort mission. Where I am being escorted!! Oh, and my guy is hungry, didn't see that coming. The motherfuckers who made this piece of shit are utterly incompetent.
I was okay with the Faggio in the last game, but putting bikes in this game and making them mandatory for the first inane mission -- unbelievable. The least talented level designers in the world work on the GTA games.
Someone tell me it gets better, quickly, please. I don't want to hate it, I'm simply amazed that it starts off this badly. I want to think, "this is fifty bucks well spent," I honestly do. Someone give me something to look forward to, because I've had this shitty BMX fail to make it up a stretch of highway I have to go on three goddamn times and been shot to death three times in a row. If I couldn't target somebody or didn't have the talent to do something I'd blame myself, but the bike does not seem to be able to make it up the incline.
ICJ
INC (11:09:32 AM): wow, I think I might actually hate GTA: SA
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Much later...
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Sanitario666 (2:52:46 PM): What's your GTA SA beef?
INC (3:02:44 PM): well, I got past it
INC (3:02:49 PM): specifically, the first mission
Sanitario666 (3:13:40 PM): Riding a bike?
Sanitario666 (3:13:45 PM): tap the x button, dude.
INC (3:14:52 PM): keeping up with that guy, meanwhile the car hits you then shoots you to death
I then go on to gripe about another mistake they made, which FSBT agrees with.
Jsoh died on the first try, I died on the first try, everyone else died on the first try, it's just too fucking hard by its very nature, which is you are riding a dinky assfuck little bike, and a car pulls up right next to you, locks in with tractor beams, and then shoots you continuously for a 5 minute trip, where you can only withstand 30 seconds of constantly being shot. |
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Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2004, 2:49am PST 
Just quit NT by Mysterio 10/31/2004, 3:25am PST
Ditto. NT by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 6:38am PST
L1 bunny hops NT by The Joosh 10/31/2004, 7:19am PST
FABIO? Is that you? by asspail 10/31/2004, 8:32am PST
Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by I need clarification 10/31/2004, 10:33am PST
That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 11:43am PST
PS, a later mission. by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 11:44am PST
Re: That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2004, 12:17pm PST
Re: That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/31/2004, 12:35pm PST
Re: That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by jeep 11/01/2004, 8:48am PST
FABIO is loving that the bike mission is difficult. by Fussbett 10/31/2004, 12:29pm PST
The real secret to getting the car off your ass in mission 1. by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 12:56pm PST
Re: The real secret to getting the car off your ass in mission 1. by curst 11/01/2004, 12:13am PST
Re: The real secret to getting the car off your ass in mission 1. by Creexul :( 11/01/2004, 4:37am PST
I died once doing that mission, beat it on the next try NT by The Joosh 11/01/2004, 4:38am PST
Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by conflictNo 10/31/2004, 1:49pm PST
Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by Shredder 10/31/2004, 1:52pm PST
Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 2:51pm PST
Log out, faggot by Shredder 11/01/2004, 10:46am PST
YOU ARE ALL CHILDREN AND HOUSEWIVES by athodyd 11/04/2004, 4:28am PST
"David Cross: Let America Laugh" - Short Review by Ray of Light 11/04/2004, 8:11am PST
Take comfort in the fact that you kill david cross later by The Joosh 11/04/2004, 8:47am PST
On punching motherfuckers until they fuckin' goddamn shit cunt ass DIE: by athodyd 11/04/2004, 1:29pm PST
Missions; sucking out the fun by Raised 11/04/2004, 12:21pm PST
(I'm barely literate) NT by Raised 11/04/2004, 12:22pm PST
Shit like this by Lizard_King 11/08/2004, 6:27pm PST
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