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Re: That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by jeep 11/01/2004, 8:48am PST
Creexul :( wrote:

Jsoh died on the first try, I died on the first try, everyone else died on the first try, it's just too fucking hard by its very nature, which is you are riding a dinky assfuck little bike, and a car pulls up right next to you, locks in with tractor beams, and then shoots you continuously for a 5 minute trip, where you can only withstand 30 seconds of constantly being shot.


By being completely retarded I actually got through that on the first try. Part of it was staying to the left, which does help, but more importantly I kept smacking into stuff and falling off the bike, which seemed to confuse any pursuers.

I've since gone back to my strategy of beating every mission by running the problem the fuck over with a vehicle larger than it, very effective in all 3 of these games so far. Use a car to smash the little motorcycle fairy, use a truck to smash the ballers so you don't have to shoot them one at a time. If you could customize your vehicles in this game, all my cars would have cowcatchers.

Also: still not that fun. I keep going back and playing the first one for a bit to compare. So much better.

/jeep/
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Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2004, 2:49am PST NEW
    Just quit NT by Mysterio 10/31/2004, 3:25am PST NEW
        Ditto. NT by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 6:38am PST NEW
    L1 bunny hops NT by The Joosh 10/31/2004, 7:19am PST NEW
    FABIO? Is that you? by asspail 10/31/2004, 8:32am PST NEW
    Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by I need clarification 10/31/2004, 10:33am PST NEW
        That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 11:43am PST NEW
            PS, a later mission. by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 11:44am PST NEW
            Re: That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2004, 12:17pm PST NEW
                Re: That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/31/2004, 12:35pm PST NEW
            Re: That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by jeep 11/01/2004, 8:48am PST NEW
    FABIO is loving that the bike mission is difficult. by Fussbett 10/31/2004, 12:29pm PST NEW
        The real secret to getting the car off your ass in mission 1. by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 12:56pm PST NEW
            Re: The real secret to getting the car off your ass in mission 1. by curst 11/01/2004, 12:13am PST NEW
                Re: The real secret to getting the car off your ass in mission 1. by Creexul :( 11/01/2004, 4:37am PST NEW
                I died once doing that mission, beat it on the next try NT by The Joosh 11/01/2004, 4:38am PST NEW
    Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by conflictNo 10/31/2004, 1:49pm PST NEW
        Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by Shredder 10/31/2004, 1:52pm PST NEW
            Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 2:51pm PST NEW
            Log out, faggot by Shredder 11/01/2004, 10:46am PST NEW
    YOU ARE ALL CHILDREN AND HOUSEWIVES by athodyd 11/04/2004, 4:28am PST NEW
        "David Cross: Let America Laugh" - Short Review by Ray of Light 11/04/2004, 8:11am PST NEW
        Take comfort in the fact that you kill david cross later by The Joosh 11/04/2004, 8:47am PST NEW
            On punching motherfuckers until they fuckin' goddamn shit cunt ass DIE: by athodyd 11/04/2004, 1:29pm PST NEW
        Missions; sucking out the fun by Raised 11/04/2004, 12:21pm PST NEW
            (I'm barely literate) NT by Raised 11/04/2004, 12:22pm PST NEW
    Shit like this by Lizard_King 11/08/2004, 6:27pm PST NEW
 
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