|
by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2004, 2:49am PST |
|
 |
|
 |
|
This is a fucking joke -- I'm on a bicycle (without music of course) in a Bizarro world escort mission. Where I am being escorted!! Oh, and my guy is hungry, didn't see that coming. The motherfuckers who made this piece of shit are utterly incompetent.
I was okay with the Faggio in the last game, but putting bikes in this game and making them mandatory for the first inane mission -- unbelievable. The least talented level designers in the world work on the GTA games.
Someone tell me it gets better, quickly, please. I don't want to hate it, I'm simply amazed that it starts off this badly. I want to think, "this is fifty bucks well spent," I honestly do. Someone give me something to look forward to, because I've had this shitty BMX fail to make it up a stretch of highway I have to go on three goddamn times and been shot to death three times in a row. If I couldn't target somebody or didn't have the talent to do something I'd blame myself, but the bike does not seem to be able to make it up the incline.
ICJ |
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2004, 2:49am PST 
Just quit NT by Mysterio 10/31/2004, 3:25am PST
Ditto. NT by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 6:38am PST
L1 bunny hops NT by The Joosh 10/31/2004, 7:19am PST
FABIO? Is that you? by asspail 10/31/2004, 8:32am PST
Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by I need clarification 10/31/2004, 10:33am PST
That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 11:43am PST
PS, a later mission. by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 11:44am PST
Re: That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by Ice Cream Jonsey 10/31/2004, 12:17pm PST
Re: That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by motherfuckerfoodeater 10/31/2004, 12:35pm PST
Re: That mission is a big fucking ass pain. by jeep 11/01/2004, 8:48am PST
FABIO is loving that the bike mission is difficult. by Fussbett 10/31/2004, 12:29pm PST
The real secret to getting the car off your ass in mission 1. by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 12:56pm PST
Re: The real secret to getting the car off your ass in mission 1. by curst 11/01/2004, 12:13am PST
Re: The real secret to getting the car off your ass in mission 1. by Creexul :( 11/01/2004, 4:37am PST
I died once doing that mission, beat it on the next try NT by The Joosh 11/01/2004, 4:38am PST
Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by conflictNo 10/31/2004, 1:49pm PST
Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by Shredder 10/31/2004, 1:52pm PST
Re: Holy shit, the first mission is terrible by Creexul :( 10/31/2004, 2:51pm PST
Log out, faggot by Shredder 11/01/2004, 10:46am PST
YOU ARE ALL CHILDREN AND HOUSEWIVES by athodyd 11/04/2004, 4:28am PST
"David Cross: Let America Laugh" - Short Review by Ray of Light 11/04/2004, 8:11am PST
Take comfort in the fact that you kill david cross later by The Joosh 11/04/2004, 8:47am PST
On punching motherfuckers until they fuckin' goddamn shit cunt ass DIE: by athodyd 11/04/2004, 1:29pm PST
Missions; sucking out the fun by Raised 11/04/2004, 12:21pm PST
(I'm barely literate) NT by Raised 11/04/2004, 12:22pm PST
Shit like this by Lizard_King 11/08/2004, 6:27pm PST
|
|
