Caltrops - Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas





	[quote name="Creexul :("][quote name="I need clarification"][quote name="Ice Cream Jonsey"]This is a fucking joke -- I'm on a bicycle (without music of course) in a Bizarro world escort mission. <i>Where <b>I</b> am being escorted!!</i> Oh, and my guy is hungry, didn't see that coming. The motherfuckers who made this piece of shit are utterly incompetent. I was okay with the Faggio in the last game, but putting bikes in this game and making them mandatory for the first inane mission -- unbelievable. The least talented level designers in the world work on the GTA games. Someone tell me it gets better, quickly, please. I don't want to hate it, I'm simply amazed that it starts off this badly. I want to think, "this is fifty bucks well spent," I honestly do. Someone give me something to look forward to, because I've had this shitty BMX fail to make it up a stretch of highway I have to go on three goddamn times and been shot to death three times in a row. If I couldn't target somebody or didn't have the talent to do something I'd blame myself, but the bike does not seem to be able to make it up the incline. ICJ[/quote] INC (11:09:32 AM): wow, I think I might actually hate GTA: SA ------------------------- Much later... ------------------------- Sanitario666 (2:52:46 PM): What's your GTA SA beef? INC (3:02:44 PM): well, I got past it INC (3:02:49 PM): specifically, the first mission Sanitario666 (3:13:40 PM): Riding a bike? Sanitario666 (3:13:45 PM): tap the x button, dude. INC (3:14:52 PM): keeping up with that guy, meanwhile the car hits you then shoots you to death I then go on to gripe about another mistake they made, which FSBT agrees with. [/quote] Jsoh died on the first try, I died on the first try, everyone else died on the first try, it's just too fucking hard by its very nature, which is you are riding a dinky assfuck little bike, and a car pulls up right next to you, locks in with tractor beams, and then shoots you continuously for a 5 minute trip, where you can only withstand 30 seconds of constantly being shot.[/quote]