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by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 9:14pm PDT |
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Ray of Light wrote:
My love, like the sun, is unique and powerful and best enjoyed in short doses. My lack of stamina is for her safety.
It's also distant, self-centered, and mostly a lot of hot air. Oh, Ray! is a mass of incandescent gas / A gigantic nuclear furnace! Trading witty barbs about fucking my girlfriend. Aim for the foot, I always say.
It's supplicatory. Would you go to the same trouble for a guy (who doesn't suck your duck)?
I'm doing the exact same thing for my father. Oh wait, he sucks my dick; never mind. Anyway, I would for any good friend. I know this is the internet and doing nice things for anyone, even yourself, is heresy. But you still sound like an idiot. What? Do things? For like SOMEONE ELSE? And...AND...your GIRLFRIEND? FAG! Man, I'd like to meet the gal who hardened your constitution against, like, doing nice things and stuff. At least, I hope it was a girl and you got done wrong. Otherwise, coming up with this modus operandi all on your lonesome (pun intended) is Creexulesque in rationales. Grapes sure do be sour today, um hum.
It tacitly enforces the notion that her fucking of you is a one-way transaction and that you feel obligated to square up in non-sexual ways.
Maybe on your planet. It tacitly enforces the notion that you're holding your instructions on How to Get a Girl in 30 Days upside down, and backwards. Who cares, you and Creexul should go cruising for chicks. Report back with your conquests. We'll wait. I mean, how do you handle affairs with your girlfriend, Ray? Oh, wait...yeah.
Girls are pretty good (*understatement) at picking up unspoken messages, and if you're so unsure of your own worth, who is she to argue?
OH GOD NO I MUST NOW LEAP TO THE DEFENSE OF MY WOMAN AND OUR RELATIONSHIP BY PROXY or whatever. Was someone else sitting in this seat just before I got here? You're really terrible at this whole subtextual psychoanalyzing thing, Rayski. That might wow the feebs in your neck of the woods, but it's just sort of mawkish and does your image no favors. Ersatz bragaddocio and limp stabs in the dark? Did you work for Troika?
I'll just close with If you...know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere? I know, Ray. By choice.
Oh, I think that's INC trying desperately to IM you so he can frowny and stuff. Go for it man, it'll be a pip. Raucous stuff, that. Oh, and I think there must be fifteen hot chicks tunneling into your bedroom as we speak. You're onto somethin' man! |
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JUNK IV or V by Fussbett 07/11/2005, 7:10am PDT 
Re: JUNK IV or V by Ray of Light 07/11/2005, 7:57am PDT
Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2005, 12:18pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/11/2005, 8:23pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Ray of Light 07/11/2005, 9:01pm PDT
two words for used car salesmen by FABIO 07/11/2005, 10:26pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2005, 11:26pm PDT
BDR manipulates biker chick by finding her a new car NT by Inside Joke-a-thon 07/11/2005, 11:41pm PDT
"Biker?" NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 1:40am PDT
Re: Biker? by Ray of Light 07/12/2005, 6:56am PDT
Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 12:52pm PDT
Re: Grandparent? by Ray of Light 07/12/2005, 4:12pm PDT
Re: Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 9:14pm PDT
yeah Ray, you haven't had BDR's great track record with women, what do you know? NT by Dr. Phil 07/12/2005, 9:27pm PDT
Having a track record requires actually running the track. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 9:37pm PDT
Re: Grandparent? by Ray of Light 07/12/2005, 10:45pm PDT
Re: Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/13/2005, 1:35am PDT
Hands by Fussbett 07/13/2005, 10:35am PDT
Re: Grandparent? by I need clarification 07/13/2005, 10:37am PDT
Re: Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/13/2005, 2:45pm PDT
I'm an expert on something! by laudablepuss 07/13/2005, 7:17pm PDT
Hey, how about those shuttle tiles? NT by I need clarification 07/13/2005, 7:44pm PDT
I think I already said that but thanks. NT by laudablepuss 07/14/2005, 11:12am PDT
Re: I'm an expert on something! by Kabuke 07/14/2005, 2:47pm PDT
Oh Bill, you're such a MAN around me! by your girlfriend 07/13/2005, 12:17pm PDT
Billy Billy Billy by Dr. Phil 07/12/2005, 5:02pm PDT
Re: Billy Billy Billy by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/12/2005, 6:33pm PDT
Re: Billy Billy Billy by Dr. Phil 07/12/2005, 9:24pm PDT
Yes, anonymous maggot? by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 9:35pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by E. L. Koba 07/12/2005, 9:53pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by laudablepuss 07/13/2005, 1:44pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Entropy Stew 07/13/2005, 10:00pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by E. L. Koba 07/14/2005, 12:05am PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by laudablepuss 07/14/2005, 11:27am PDT
Reading that made me have more thoughts. by Fussbett 07/12/2005, 3:15pm PDT
Dodge steals GM thunder again, plans to bring back Challenger too. by Fussbett 01/08/2006, 4:16am PST
GM finally announces Camaro rebirth possibility. by Fussbett 01/08/2006, 2:41pm PST
Re: Dodge steals GM thunder again, plans to bring back Challenger too. by I need clarification 01/09/2006, 3:18pm PST
Screw the gooch...ahahahaah...ha? by Info 01/09/2006, 4:47pm PST
Re: Screw the gooch...ahahahaah...ha? by Strip club owners/heroin dealers 01/09/2006, 4:57pm PST
Re: JUNK IV or V by Maddox 07/11/2005, 11:40pm PDT
It's easy and obvious to say the Aztek is ugly. NT by Fussbett 07/12/2005, 1:41pm PDT
He's got a thing on blogs too! What's next HL2 mod previews? NT by Worm 07/12/2005, 2:15pm PDT
Bumping a fun thread when we need it the most. NT by Caltrops Autobump Program 03/18/2020, 1:43pm PDT
Show me the Forbidden CARFAX by Computer Car Analogies 03/18/2020, 3:29pm PDT
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