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Bill Dungsroman wrote:
She's hardly passive, just entirely unthrilled with the entire car buying process, like most anyone. So, I'm doing the groundwork for her. Only on caltrops would this be twisted into something derogatory. Anyway, we all know you wouldn't go to much trouble for yourself, Ray!. You're a lazy bastard, but you're fine with it. Ultimately, it's a great excuse for farting around on the computer; just need a quick mouse hand for the minimize tab.
Are you not seeing the bigger picture here? Ray! only hates seeing a nice guy like you being made into a chump.
So this girl is an independant, self-sufficient woman, but buying a new car is just too hard, darnit! Tell us you're not one of those nice guys that believe the more favors he does for girls, the more they'll like him. The more out of the way you go for things that any girl who has it together should be doing for herself, the more out of the way she'll go to show how much she appreciates you? Did you help girls with their science homework in college because math is hard for them and you're such a great guy (I'm guessing "yes"), only to later learn they fucked the brains out of a jerk frat boy who not only did them zero favors, but stole money from them (Again I'm guessing "yes")?
Stable, intelligent, self respecting women can buy their own cars. Any one that lets her sugar daddy do it for her is either a digger, a user, a spoiled princess used to others doing things for her, someone not intelligent enough to handle living in modern society on her own, or someone who will quickly lose respect for him for being such an eager to please lapdog that so easily lets her take advantage of him. What's it going to take for you to realize this, paying the deposit for a cohabitation arpartment only to have her bail on you and take everything?
"But I'm just doing the groundwork for her, you quick to jump on anything jealous jerk!" Right, and you were just "helping" them with their schoolwork, or just "investing" the security deposit because it was for the two of you and she's totally going to pay it back once she's back on her feet and her paycheck comes through and her sick mother gets well.
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JUNK IV or V by Fussbett 07/11/2005, 7:10am PDT 
Re: JUNK IV or V by Ray of Light 07/11/2005, 7:57am PDT
Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2005, 12:18pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/11/2005, 8:23pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Ray of Light 07/11/2005, 9:01pm PDT
two words for used car salesmen by FABIO 07/11/2005, 10:26pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Bill Dungsroman 07/11/2005, 11:26pm PDT
BDR manipulates biker chick by finding her a new car NT by Inside Joke-a-thon 07/11/2005, 11:41pm PDT
"Biker?" NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 1:40am PDT
Re: Biker? by Ray of Light 07/12/2005, 6:56am PDT
Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 12:52pm PDT
Re: Grandparent? by Ray of Light 07/12/2005, 4:12pm PDT
Re: Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 9:14pm PDT
yeah Ray, you haven't had BDR's great track record with women, what do you know? NT by Dr. Phil 07/12/2005, 9:27pm PDT
Having a track record requires actually running the track. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 9:37pm PDT
Re: Grandparent? by Ray of Light 07/12/2005, 10:45pm PDT
Re: Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/13/2005, 1:35am PDT
Hands by Fussbett 07/13/2005, 10:35am PDT
Re: Grandparent? by I need clarification 07/13/2005, 10:37am PDT
Re: Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/13/2005, 2:45pm PDT
I'm an expert on something! by laudablepuss 07/13/2005, 7:17pm PDT
Hey, how about those shuttle tiles? NT by I need clarification 07/13/2005, 7:44pm PDT
I think I already said that but thanks. NT by laudablepuss 07/14/2005, 11:12am PDT
Re: I'm an expert on something! by Kabuke 07/14/2005, 2:47pm PDT
Oh Bill, you're such a MAN around me! by your girlfriend 07/13/2005, 12:17pm PDT
Billy Billy Billy by Dr. Phil 07/12/2005, 5:02pm PDT
Re: Billy Billy Billy by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/12/2005, 6:33pm PDT
Re: Billy Billy Billy by Dr. Phil 07/12/2005, 9:24pm PDT
Yes, anonymous maggot? by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 9:35pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by E. L. Koba 07/12/2005, 9:53pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by laudablepuss 07/13/2005, 1:44pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Entropy Stew 07/13/2005, 10:00pm PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by E. L. Koba 07/14/2005, 12:05am PDT
Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by laudablepuss 07/14/2005, 11:27am PDT
Reading that made me have more thoughts. by Fussbett 07/12/2005, 3:15pm PDT
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Re: JUNK IV or V by Maddox 07/11/2005, 11:40pm PDT
It's easy and obvious to say the Aztek is ugly. NT by Fussbett 07/12/2005, 1:41pm PDT
He's got a thing on blogs too! What's next HL2 mod previews? NT by Worm 07/12/2005, 2:15pm PDT
Bumping a fun thread when we need it the most. NT by Caltrops Autobump Program 03/18/2020, 1:43pm PDT
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