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Re: Grandparent? by Ray of Light 07/12/2005, 4:12pm PDT
I know! She describes you as oddly handsome and charming, but possessed of less presence and stamina than Creexul.
My love, like the sun, is unique and powerful and best enjoyed in short doses. My lack of stamina is for her safety.

She's hardly passive, just entirely unthrilled with the entire car buying process, like most anyone. So, I'm doing the groundwork for her. Only on caltrops would this be twisted into something derogatory.
It's supplicatory. Would you go to the same trouble for a guy (who doesn't suck your duck)? It tacitly enforces the notion that her fucking of you is a one-way transaction and that you feel obligated to square up in non-sexual ways. Girls are pretty good (*understatement) at picking up unspoken messages, and if you're so unsure of your own worth, who is she to argue?
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                            Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 12:52pm PDT NEW
                                Re: Grandparent? by Ray of Light 07/12/2005, 4:12pm PDT NEW
                                    Re: Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 9:14pm PDT NEW
                                        yeah Ray, you haven't had BDR's great track record with women, what do you know? NT by Dr. Phil 07/12/2005, 9:27pm PDT NEW
                                            Having a track record requires actually running the track. NT by Bill Dungsroman 07/12/2005, 9:37pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: Grandparent? by Ray of Light 07/12/2005, 10:45pm PDT NEW
                                            Re: Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/13/2005, 1:35am PDT NEW
                                                Hands by Fussbett 07/13/2005, 10:35am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Grandparent? by I need clarification 07/13/2005, 10:37am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Grandparent? by Bill Dungsroman 07/13/2005, 2:45pm PDT NEW
                                                        I'm an expert on something! by laudablepuss 07/13/2005, 7:17pm PDT NEW
                                                            Hey, how about those shuttle tiles? NT by I need clarification 07/13/2005, 7:44pm PDT NEW
                                                                I think I already said that but thanks. NT by laudablepuss 07/14/2005, 11:12am PDT NEW
                                                            Re: I'm an expert on something! by Kabuke 07/14/2005, 2:47pm PDT NEW
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            Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by E. L. Koba 07/12/2005, 9:53pm PDT NEW
                Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by laudablepuss 07/13/2005, 1:44pm PDT NEW
                Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by Entropy Stew 07/13/2005, 10:00pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by E. L. Koba 07/14/2005, 12:05am PDT NEW
                        Re: Poor Ol' Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac by laudablepuss 07/14/2005, 11:27am PDT NEW
        Reading that made me have more thoughts. by Fussbett 07/12/2005, 3:15pm PDT NEW
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    Re: JUNK IV or V by Maddox 07/11/2005, 11:40pm PDT NEW
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