Forum Overview :: Rants :: Re: Grandparent?

[quote name="Bill Dungsroman"][quote name="Ray of Light"]My love, like the sun, is unique and powerful and best enjoyed in short doses. My lack of stamina is for her safety.[/quote] It's also distant, self-centered, and mostly a lot of hot air. <I>Oh, Ray! is a mass of incandescent gas / A gigantic nuclear furnace!</I> Trading witty barbs about fucking my girlfriend. Aim for the foot, I always say. [quote]It's supplicatory. Would you go to the same trouble for a guy (who doesn't suck your duck)?[/quote] I'm doing the exact same thing for my father. Oh wait, he sucks my dick; never mind. Anyway, I would for any good friend. I know this is the internet and doing nice things for anyone, even yourself, is heresy. But you still sound like an idiot. <I>What? Do things? For like SOMEONE ELSE? And...AND...your GIRLFRIEND? FAG!</I> Man, I'd like to meet the gal who hardened your constitution against, like, doing nice things and stuff. At least, I hope it was a girl and you got done wrong. Otherwise, coming up with this <I>modus operandi</I> all on your lonesome (pun intended) is Creexulesque in rationales. Grapes sure do be sour today, um hum. [quote]It tacitly enforces the notion that her fucking of you is a one-way transaction and that you feel obligated to square up in non-sexual ways.[/quote] Maybe on your planet. It tacitly enforces the notion that you're holding your instructions on How to Get a Girl in 30 Days upside down, and backwards. Who cares, you and Creexul should go cruising for chicks. Report back with your conquests. We'll wait. I mean, how do you handle affairs with your girlfriend, Ray? Oh, wait...yeah. [quote]Girls are pretty good (*understatement) at picking up unspoken messages, and if you're so unsure of your own worth, who is she to argue? [/quote] OH GOD NO I MUST NOW LEAP TO THE DEFENSE OF MY WOMAN AND OUR RELATIONSHIP BY PROXY or whatever. Was someone else sitting in this seat just before I got here? You're really terrible at this whole subtextual psychoanalyzing thing, Rayski. That might wow the feebs in your neck of the woods, but it's just sort of mawkish and does your image no favors. Ersatz bragaddocio and limp stabs in the dark? Did you work for Troika? I'll just close with <I>If you...know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?</I> I know, Ray. By choice. Oh, I think that's INC trying desperately to IM you so he can frowny and stuff. Go for it man, it'll be a pip. Raucous stuff, that. Oh, and I think there must be fifteen hot chicks tunneling into your bedroom as we speak. You're onto somethin' man![/quote]