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Re: Part Two by Zseni 01/21/2003, 10:36am PST
I'm going to restate my main points so that your reply may better eviscerate them:


I liked my phrasing better, since it led itself to beautiful one-word counterstrikes, but you're worth that extra mile.

  • Wars are fought for economic reasons.
  • Wars are won on the strength of economic systems which are, in turn, encodings of our values and beliefs.
  • "War" has evolved into a smooth continuum from protectionism to genocide. Any point along this continuum can inflict economic damage on the enemy and thus compel him to further our goals.

    Okay, so given all this: the war on Iraq is bad economic policy in that it furthers a inefficient status quo - the oil-based energy economy - at the expense of good economic policy which would also, in this case, happen to save lives: developing alternative energy sources and reducing total energy usage.

    This is not a war which can truly be fought over economic benefit. It is one fought for economic convenience.

    As I mentioned earlier, it's up to each individual to decide how valid this is as a motivation. For most of us: errrrr I guess it's okay just don't tell us about it.

  • Capitalism is so superior, economically, that exclusion from global capitalist markets means relative poverty and weakness. We compete more efficiently for resources, and these days, resources are codified in dollars, whose efficient acquisition requires international trade. We no longer need to go to war over anything so crass as a border.
  • Iraq has been excluded from international trade; we have exercised our right to refuse association with them.
  • Iraq is in poverty (see point 4) and has decided to arm itself with offensive weapons.
  • We, as a nation, have no moral imperative to permit that.
  • Knowing that Iraq's situation can only become more desperate, our correct move is to shut down their offensive capability earlier than later.
  • If we prevent their development of offense, it's back to strangulation through sanctions. Sooner or later, they'll cave and we buy them up.

    Where we differ is not foreign policy, it's domestic policy and spin. (My foreign policy dream for Iraq is so deliciously hippy, though, maybe I'll stick it in at the bottom as an aside.) To get back to your points - that's all fine and good, but how many people benefitting from the war are miniature Iraqs?

    Some figures: we provide $17 billion dollars or so annually to Israel in foreign aid, money which has more or less no strings attached. BTW the Israel lobby is the best funded in the country right now. The Israelis take the great bulk of that cash, American taxpayer dollars every one, and buy planes and missiles etc. with them. At, you know, retail. The end result: Israel is armed and $17 billion is in the pocket of Lockheed Martin. Israel has laundered money into Lockheed Martin's pocket. Many would disagree with that terminology, but it's okay to disagree, and please - I speak as an frothing Zionist.

    Iraq's oil is some of the lightest and sweetest in the world - that is, it's naturally very pure and a very high percentage of it is useable. In a US-controlled Iraq the new regime would of course obey OPEC quotas and pricing, which means that those who will benefit most from the stability of the supply are the oil companies and especially the American and American-ally owned ones which get to set up camp in the glass parking lot we're going to leave behind. They get to work with an oil which is easy and relatively inexpensive to process and sell it at the going rate - making $5, $10 on the barrel over what dirty-oil producers like Russia get. (And Russia, bless its heart, wants to slash oil prices which makes OPEC very nervous, but I digress.)

    By stuff like this I mean to demonstrate that this war, fought for economic convenience, is also being fought especially for the economic convenience of men who are already very rich and approach the size of nation-states in their wealth and economic power. If you believe your theory of economic war, then what do you make of Exxon-Mobil's more or less terrorist activities in Indonesia? What do you say to overturned tankers? What do you do with car companies, who are fighting tooth and nail to keep SUV's from gas mileage regulations, and then turn around and lay off 15,000 people? The airplane and weapons companies who do the same?

    To be sure, the suffering of the laid-off American autoworker can't compare with the suffering of the Saddam-ruled Iraqi, but what about the killed-and-raped proposed by Get Your War On? In short: why would you tolerate the armament and militarization of corporations, why would you stand for their abuses of American citizens, if you will not tolerate the arming and militarization of Iraq and the abuse of the Iraqis?

    Of course I write this from a comfortable room.

    The war on Iraq is not just economic convenience, it's a witch hunt, a distraction from the rising danger that the Enron scandal briefly uncovered. To me it smacks of our communism domino policy, or that time we were arming Iraq in order to contain Iran - and remember all the arming of Iran we did? Also about the reactionary fundamentalist government we installed in Afghanistan to beat the commies? (They didn't tell us they were fundies at the time!) Yeah, that didn't work out so good. But for now I will stop just short of saying that the war is wrong. I can't say it's wrong without becoming an open hypocrite. So let's move on.

  • In doing so, our way of life "conquers" -- "naturally" -- by virtue of economic superiority and, by extension, moral superiority.

    Both you and Dio have this theory of Darwinist civilizational development, and to some extent history bears you out - and of course modern history certainly does. But moral superiority? Let's talk about my Iraqi dream.

    My Iraqi dream is that the US sends in all manner of transports and rescues the Iraqis from Iraq. You see, this is the other half of the exchange rate utilitarian quandry. Once rescued they are brought here, processed and given American IDs and schooled in our American Way Of Life - manifest destiny ho! - and screened so that most of the potential terrorists are detained further. The non-terrorists are worked into American society - perhaps we'll ship a few to our neighbors in the North or what have you, but if we are really going to war to help the Iraqi people then we were already prepared to make sacrifices. Saddam can remain in Baghdad surrounded by his Elite Republican Guard, ruler of a ghost nation. If UN inspectors can find all the weapons, how much more easily the people who can't be buried and need food? And the neighbors of Saddam, who have the most pressing interest in his good behavior - if they want to secure his territory, they can do so themselves, God knows we've armed them to the teeth.

    What a chic coup! What a glorious pipe dream! Thank you, I do like it very much myself. My god you can't beat it for moral superiority, when you're talking about the kinds of morals people espouse.

    I wonder always how much more difficult and expensive it would be than war. I do know one thing: it wouldn't benefit anybody with money. As for the logistics and what have you I'm sure it would be expensive and unwiedly; to be sure we have nothing built for it.
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