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Quétinbec wrote:
Gnomes can be sexy and we'd all fuck an elf. The looks thing is a big deal, but with time she's becoming more attractive to me.
Of course. Because she rejected you. Before the rejection you handled the impending marriage with all the enthusiasm of a man carrying a stinky dead fish. But now that she's no longer a sure thing, oh! Now you must have her as your bride or your life will never be complete and blah blah blah, you fucking girl.
[6/3/2010 1:07:24 PM] [Claire]: if i didn't love you. i would find it creepy and disgusting
Translation: she finds it creepy and disgusting.
[6/3/2010 1:11:59 PM] [Claire]: yeah me too luky. it will be fine if you go to the toilet to wank urself off now
Translation: your sexy talk is decidedly un-sexy and she wants to end this conversation RIGHT NOW.
The bigger issue is that her Father's a control freak who'd never give me or her a job worth having. He's gone through 5 secretaries in a year. When they leave, he says they can't handle the pressure. He takes Claire to meetings and pays her well but gives her no responsibility. She wants to become an air hostess to escape it. If that doesn't work, she said she'll marry me. Over the next 6 months, I'm going to spend a shitload of money and travel the world to see if I can find an alternative, but if I can't, I'm going to go along with it.
Ha ha ha! Oh man, now it comes out! The impression I'd gotten from all your previous posts was that she doesn't love you but she's too ugly to get anyone else and, shit, at least you're tall. Now the truth comes out. She wants to get away from her parents and she's designated YOU her ticket to freedom. Wait, no. That's Air Hostessing. You're plan B! Take this, dad! Oh, why not put a little plastic vulture on the wedding cake?
Let's talk turkey for a moment:
Look at this rich man. See the disdain in his eyes. He goes through 5 secretaries a year. Do you really think for a moment he won't go to his lawyers and draft a will that cuts you off without a penny?
There's a reason Trusts and Estates is a 5 credit class, and 80% of it (like true love) is vengeful old rich fucks leaving their in-laws flapping in the breeze. If you marry the Gnome, you're going to be less like Anna Nichole Smith, and more like William H. Macy in "Fargo." |
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I didn't have sex with a prostitute by Quétinbec 05/27/2010, 2:19pm PDT 
In all seriousness, are you completely socially retarded? by Mischief Maker 05/27/2010, 6:13pm PDT
Stabby knows how tight I am and if she's forgotten, then fuck her (or don't). by Quétinbec 05/28/2010, 3:05am PDT
Can we please get a QB's Last Hurrah Counter, we must be up to 8 at least. NT by Noi Dau Don 05/28/2010, 3:13am PDT
Re: Stabby knows how tight I am and if she's forgotten, then fuck her (or don't) by Buy some land, nigger, some fucking 05/28/2010, 12:15pm PDT
Here's some fatherly advice for you, straight from the Hanged Man! by Tarot Dad 05/28/2010, 12:38pm PDT
Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mischief Maker 05/28/2010, 4:17pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Quétinbec 05/29/2010, 10:16am PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mister Helper 05/29/2010, 4:25pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Quétinbec 05/29/2010, 9:49pm PDT
Good luck, I guess. NT by Mister Helper 05/29/2010, 9:52pm PDT
"My God... It's full of tears!" NT by Arab Proctologist 05/29/2010, 11:18pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mysterious Stranger 05/30/2010, 1:56am PDT
Whoopsie NT by Mischief Cookie-Monster 05/30/2010, 1:56am PDT
Your 'moments'! by Quétinbec 05/31/2010, 9:51am PDT
Re: Your 'moments'! by Mischief Cookie-Monster 05/31/2010, 11:41am PDT
Re: Your 'moments'! by Quétinbec 06/03/2010, 12:03pm PDT
American McGee's QB by Mischief Maker 06/03/2010, 2:32pm PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by Quétinbec 06/04/2010, 4:38am PDT
Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/04/2010, 10:54am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:20am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 9:06am PDT
I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 10:05am PDT
Pussy Faggot is COVERED. I'm exploring additional angles. NT by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 10:20am PDT
"I repeat, Pussy Faggot is COVERED. Oscar Tango Mike Winfrey Applesauce." NT by Silly Secret Service 06/07/2010, 10:39am PDT
Re: I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:14am PDT
Great, get married on Skype. This is going to work out great. NT by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 11:33am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:19am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 12:54pm PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Fussbett 06/07/2010, 9:39am PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by I need clarification 06/04/2010, 2:07pm PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:26am PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 10:01am PDT
Since MM is too busy actually replying to your posts to do this... by Randomly Chosen Understudy 06/04/2010, 10:05am PDT
I'm just here to take cheap shots at gaming consoles. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/27/2010, 6:53pm PDT
Stabby: U can Zork everything but not ass hole Zork. NT by Fussbett 05/27/2010, 9:17pm PDT
hahahahaha! NT by Last 05/28/2010, 9:03am PDT
You give the PS3 a lot of shit. by Souffle of Pain 05/27/2010, 9:58pm PDT
Re: You give the PS3 a lot of shit. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2010, 12:03am PDT
Re: I didn't have sex with a prostitute by Gentleman Jim Browser 05/27/2010, 9:41pm PDT
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