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American McGee's QB by Mischief Maker 06/03/2010, 2:32pm PDT
Quétinbec wrote:

I read "the Gnome" fairy tales over Skype.


Ha ha! I love how you put "the Gnome" in quotes to try to imply that I came up with that name and it was not, in fact, the term you, yourself came up with as a caption to put under a photo of her. No, no! You were never unhappy about marrying this girl whose only source of attraction for you was her bank account. It's love, damnit! LOVE!

She usually falls asleep in the middle of them so now we say we love each other before I start. If she doesn't get an air hostessing job in July, she wants to get married in December.


So when you're actually in physical proximity with each other you two can't stand each other. But if you're hundreds of miles apart, speaking via computer, and she can look at a picture of Robert Pattinson on her desktop and pretend he's the one talking to her, then it's 80% true love!

MM, I think we're both pretty sure I'll wind up with more money than you, and that I'll have worked a lot less hard to get it. If that shits you, it should.


Actually this last month I've become certified as a Mediator to incorporate divorce mediation into my practice. Hearing you say that your previous spat with the Heiress still didn't end your marriage plans makes me think "Ka-Ching!"

Don't be surprised. You can pretend to compensate by finding a more "loving" girl. You can see where that gets you. I get money, you gutless fuck. Eventually, you'll figure out how important that is. There's a world of difference between that and making money.


I don't think there's any better response to QB's hardass street cred than this quote from Seanbaby's article about the "Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire" show:

Seanbaby wrote:

Later in the interview, after they FINALLY started discussing Rick's history of girlfriend-beating, Darva brought up, "I was in the military for 10 years. I can take care of myself." Sawyer responded with a dismissive hand gesture and said, "Psh! Look, bitch. Maybe you don't know the rules, but if some guy buys you and wants to punch you, you take it and like it." Then while doing a mocking impression of Conger's voice, she whined, "Oooh! I'm all tough now! Yesterday I auctioned myself off in a bikini, and now I'm soooo bad ass!" Most of the 20/20 staff came onto camera by this point, parading around like beauty contestants and offering to marry each other for increasingly less money until Darva stormed out. The last five minutes of the show was mostly the stage hands laughing and high fiving.
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I didn't have sex with a prostitute by Quétinbec 05/27/2010, 2:19pm PDT NEW
    In all seriousness, are you completely socially retarded? by Mischief Maker 05/27/2010, 6:13pm PDT NEW
        Stabby knows how tight I am and if she's forgotten, then fuck her (or don't). by Quétinbec 05/28/2010, 3:05am PDT NEW
            Can we please get a QB's Last Hurrah Counter, we must be up to 8 at least. NT by Noi Dau Don 05/28/2010, 3:13am PDT NEW
            Re: Stabby knows how tight I am and if she's forgotten, then fuck her (or don't) by Buy some land, nigger, some fucking 05/28/2010, 12:15pm PDT NEW
                Here's some fatherly advice for you, straight from the Hanged Man! by Tarot Dad 05/28/2010, 12:38pm PDT NEW
            Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mischief Maker 05/28/2010, 4:17pm PDT NEW
                Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Quétinbec 05/29/2010, 10:16am PDT NEW
                    Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mister Helper 05/29/2010, 4:25pm PDT NEW
                        Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Quétinbec 05/29/2010, 9:49pm PDT NEW
                            Good luck, I guess. NT by Mister Helper 05/29/2010, 9:52pm PDT NEW
                            "My God... It's full of tears!" NT by Arab Proctologist 05/29/2010, 11:18pm PDT NEW
                    Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mysterious Stranger 05/30/2010, 1:56am PDT NEW
                        Whoopsie NT by Mischief Cookie-Monster 05/30/2010, 1:56am PDT NEW
                        Your 'moments'! by Quétinbec 05/31/2010, 9:51am PDT NEW
                            Re: Your 'moments'! by Mischief Cookie-Monster 05/31/2010, 11:41am PDT NEW
                                Re: Your 'moments'! by Quétinbec 06/03/2010, 12:03pm PDT NEW
                                    American McGee's QB by Mischief Maker 06/03/2010, 2:32pm PDT NEW
                                        Re: American McGee's QB by Quétinbec 06/04/2010, 4:38am PDT NEW
                                            Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/04/2010, 10:54am PDT NEW
                                                Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:20am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 9:06am PDT NEW
                                                        I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 10:05am PDT NEW
                                                            Pussy Faggot is COVERED. I'm exploring additional angles. NT by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 10:20am PDT NEW
                                                                "I repeat, Pussy Faggot is COVERED. Oscar Tango Mike Winfrey Applesauce." NT by Silly Secret Service 06/07/2010, 10:39am PDT NEW
                                                            Re: I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:14am PDT NEW
                                                                Great, get married on Skype. This is going to work out great. NT by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 11:33am PDT NEW
                                                        Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:19am PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 12:54pm PDT NEW
                                                    Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Fussbett 06/07/2010, 9:39am PDT NEW
                                            Re: American McGee's QB by I need clarification 06/04/2010, 2:07pm PDT NEW
                                                Re: American McGee's QB by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:26am PDT NEW
                                                    Re: American McGee's QB by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 10:01am PDT NEW
                                    Since MM is too busy actually replying to your posts to do this... by Randomly Chosen Understudy 06/04/2010, 10:05am PDT NEW
    I'm just here to take cheap shots at gaming consoles. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/27/2010, 6:53pm PDT NEW
        Stabby: U can Zork everything but not ass hole Zork. NT by Fussbett 05/27/2010, 9:17pm PDT NEW
            hahahahaha! NT by Last 05/28/2010, 9:03am PDT NEW
        You give the PS3 a lot of shit. by Souffle of Pain 05/27/2010, 9:58pm PDT NEW
            Re: You give the PS3 a lot of shit. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2010, 12:03am PDT NEW
    Re: I didn't have sex with a prostitute by Gentleman Jim Browser 05/27/2010, 9:41pm PDT NEW
 
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