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by Quétinbec 05/27/2010, 2:19pm PDT |
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So it's 11:55pm and I've been to four whore bars without success. I'm slightly drunk and very fucked off.
The setup was perfect: 2 days worth of cum in my balls; one flatmate overseas and the other playing football from 8:30pm-9:30pm.
After work, with time to kill until the bars opened, I tried to play playstation but I couldn't keep my head straight. I ended up in bed trying to sleep. Pretty gay maybe but it's been three months.
First stop, 7:30pm, was a distant, notorious Chinese whorehouse. Of the 40 girls there, there were two girls there I would have paid 40-50 dinar to take home for the night. I talked myself out of it thinking I could do better - a terrible mistake. I gambled on a Thai place much closer to home. Fuck all.
Third whore house had introduced some massive cover charge.
Forth whorehouse I ran into someone from work so couldn't do shit.
At the second whorehouse, with slim pickings, I started contacting whores I'd fucked previously. Only one responded: Nana! Or Stabby, as MM labelled her. I'm hoping Peachy gets back to me tomorrow. She's very popular but if she hasn't been arrested, hopefully she can squeeze in a lunchtime fuck. Anyway, here's my conversation with Nana via text repeated verbatim:
QB: Hey, are you still in Bahrain? Do you still hate me or can we have sex?
Stabby: Sory who this?
Stabby: ur luke?
QB: Yeah, the tall guy. we used to have sex until i fucked your friend peachy. remember?
Stabby: Shottime 40 fullnight 80.
QB: That's a lot more expensive than last time. Have things got that bad in bahrain or are you suddenly much prettier?
Stabby: Ye right.
Stabby: Asking ur friend. him saw me.
QB: Haha, ok nana. That's too expensive for me. I'm sure you still look beautiful. you take care
Stabby: Ok. Thank.
Stabby: Dont. tork. Asshole for me about sex..that's bad
QB: I can't talk to you about sex? What would you like to talk about?
Stabby: U can tork everything but not ass hole tork
QB: Well, now i'm having an asshole wank and going to asshole sleep
That's not true, though. I'm posting on a messageboard and saving my cum in hope for a better whore tomorrow. How pathetic.
So pathetic that I just sent her the text:
QB: Nan, would you spend the night with me for 40BD?
Regret it already. I'm too tired. Going to switch off my cellphone to avoid the sting of rejection! FUCKING DISASTER! |
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I didn't have sex with a prostitute by Quétinbec 05/27/2010, 2:19pm PDT 
In all seriousness, are you completely socially retarded? by Mischief Maker 05/27/2010, 6:13pm PDT
Stabby knows how tight I am and if she's forgotten, then fuck her (or don't). by Quétinbec 05/28/2010, 3:05am PDT
Can we please get a QB's Last Hurrah Counter, we must be up to 8 at least. NT by Noi Dau Don 05/28/2010, 3:13am PDT
Re: Stabby knows how tight I am and if she's forgotten, then fuck her (or don't) by Buy some land, nigger, some fucking 05/28/2010, 12:15pm PDT
Here's some fatherly advice for you, straight from the Hanged Man! by Tarot Dad 05/28/2010, 12:38pm PDT
Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mischief Maker 05/28/2010, 4:17pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Quétinbec 05/29/2010, 10:16am PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mister Helper 05/29/2010, 4:25pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Quétinbec 05/29/2010, 9:49pm PDT
Good luck, I guess. NT by Mister Helper 05/29/2010, 9:52pm PDT
"My God... It's full of tears!" NT by Arab Proctologist 05/29/2010, 11:18pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mysterious Stranger 05/30/2010, 1:56am PDT
Whoopsie NT by Mischief Cookie-Monster 05/30/2010, 1:56am PDT
Your 'moments'! by Quétinbec 05/31/2010, 9:51am PDT
Re: Your 'moments'! by Mischief Cookie-Monster 05/31/2010, 11:41am PDT
Re: Your 'moments'! by Quétinbec 06/03/2010, 12:03pm PDT
American McGee's QB by Mischief Maker 06/03/2010, 2:32pm PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by Quétinbec 06/04/2010, 4:38am PDT
Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/04/2010, 10:54am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:20am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 9:06am PDT
I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 10:05am PDT
Pussy Faggot is COVERED. I'm exploring additional angles. NT by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 10:20am PDT
"I repeat, Pussy Faggot is COVERED. Oscar Tango Mike Winfrey Applesauce." NT by Silly Secret Service 06/07/2010, 10:39am PDT
Re: I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:14am PDT
Great, get married on Skype. This is going to work out great. NT by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 11:33am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:19am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 12:54pm PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Fussbett 06/07/2010, 9:39am PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by I need clarification 06/04/2010, 2:07pm PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:26am PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 10:01am PDT
Since MM is too busy actually replying to your posts to do this... by Randomly Chosen Understudy 06/04/2010, 10:05am PDT
I'm just here to take cheap shots at gaming consoles. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/27/2010, 6:53pm PDT
Stabby: U can Zork everything but not ass hole Zork. NT by Fussbett 05/27/2010, 9:17pm PDT
hahahahaha! NT by Last 05/28/2010, 9:03am PDT
You give the PS3 a lot of shit. by Souffle of Pain 05/27/2010, 9:58pm PDT
Re: You give the PS3 a lot of shit. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2010, 12:03am PDT
Re: I didn't have sex with a prostitute by Gentleman Jim Browser 05/27/2010, 9:41pm PDT
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