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Tales of the Sword Coast
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by Mischief Maker 05/27/2010, 6:13pm PDT |
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Your skype attempt to make up with the Gnome quickly degenerates into you demanding apologies from her. You have a "gift from god" chat session with the Gypsy drop into your lap and you can't keep your yap shut about the whoring. Finally you try to set up a date with the whore I call "Stabby" (I call her that because she wants to stab you in the genitals) and by your third line you're calling her an ugly skank. Has coming of age rich and white in SE Asia made you literally incapable of carrying on a conversation without being a complete asshole?
You're beginning to remind me of the stereotypical unpopular kid in high school who starts acting outrageously silly for attention. Only you're pushing 30 and you're still doing it, for chrissakes! Yeah, the whoring exploits get you attention at Caltrops, but it ain't good attention. I mean re-read your own post. You can't even concentrate on passing the time with a video game, your entire life is revolving around the whores.
Is this why you can't keep a friend for longer than 2 weeks? Is your whole social life like the movie "Grosse Pointe Blank?" Only instead of telling everyone you're a hitman and they laugh it off as a joke, you're telling them you're a reprehensible deviant? They first meet you and you're all, "I eat pubic hair, hit the whorehouses 3 times a week, and my life's dream is to be a successful Gigolo!" At first everyone laughs and says, "That QB, he's such a crazy jokester!" Then after 2 weeks you're still harping on the whores, and they realize to their horror you've been dead serious all this time.
Then they start coming up with bullshit reasons to cut off all social contact with you. "Oh, dude, I'm so sorry, but I can't be friends with you anymore. You see... uh... I'm married and you're not. And, like, I can't be friends with single guys! It's a Muslim thing, you understand." Imagine his response if you hadn't blown it with the gnome, "Oh! Oh, you... YOU got married? Wow. Well, congratulations and all. Who on Earth, I mean who married you? A Taiwanese heiress, you say? Oh, hey, living the dream. Buuuuuuut we still can't be friends because... because... because... because she's from Taiwan! And Bahrain doesn't recognize Taiwan so, like, if I was your friend it'd cause an international incident. You understand."
Also, assholes clinging to you as a conscience buffer for cheating on their wives don't count. |
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I didn't have sex with a prostitute by Quétinbec 05/27/2010, 2:19pm PDT 
In all seriousness, are you completely socially retarded? by Mischief Maker 05/27/2010, 6:13pm PDT
Stabby knows how tight I am and if she's forgotten, then fuck her (or don't). by Quétinbec 05/28/2010, 3:05am PDT
Can we please get a QB's Last Hurrah Counter, we must be up to 8 at least. NT by Noi Dau Don 05/28/2010, 3:13am PDT
Re: Stabby knows how tight I am and if she's forgotten, then fuck her (or don't) by Buy some land, nigger, some fucking 05/28/2010, 12:15pm PDT
Here's some fatherly advice for you, straight from the Hanged Man! by Tarot Dad 05/28/2010, 12:38pm PDT
Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mischief Maker 05/28/2010, 4:17pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Quétinbec 05/29/2010, 10:16am PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mister Helper 05/29/2010, 4:25pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Quétinbec 05/29/2010, 9:49pm PDT
Good luck, I guess. NT by Mister Helper 05/29/2010, 9:52pm PDT
"My God... It's full of tears!" NT by Arab Proctologist 05/29/2010, 11:18pm PDT
Re: Love means never having to use the "Preview" button. by Mysterious Stranger 05/30/2010, 1:56am PDT
Whoopsie NT by Mischief Cookie-Monster 05/30/2010, 1:56am PDT
Your 'moments'! by Quétinbec 05/31/2010, 9:51am PDT
Re: Your 'moments'! by Mischief Cookie-Monster 05/31/2010, 11:41am PDT
Re: Your 'moments'! by Quétinbec 06/03/2010, 12:03pm PDT
American McGee's QB by Mischief Maker 06/03/2010, 2:32pm PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by Quétinbec 06/04/2010, 4:38am PDT
Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/04/2010, 10:54am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:20am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 9:06am PDT
I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 10:05am PDT
Pussy Faggot is COVERED. I'm exploring additional angles. NT by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 10:20am PDT
"I repeat, Pussy Faggot is COVERED. Oscar Tango Mike Winfrey Applesauce." NT by Silly Secret Service 06/07/2010, 10:39am PDT
Re: I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:14am PDT
Great, get married on Skype. This is going to work out great. NT by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 11:33am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:19am PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 12:54pm PDT
Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Fussbett 06/07/2010, 9:39am PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by I need clarification 06/04/2010, 2:07pm PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by Quétinbec 06/06/2010, 11:26am PDT
Re: American McGee's QB by I need clarification 06/07/2010, 10:01am PDT
Since MM is too busy actually replying to your posts to do this... by Randomly Chosen Understudy 06/04/2010, 10:05am PDT
I'm just here to take cheap shots at gaming consoles. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/27/2010, 6:53pm PDT
Stabby: U can Zork everything but not ass hole Zork. NT by Fussbett 05/27/2010, 9:17pm PDT
hahahahaha! NT by Last 05/28/2010, 9:03am PDT
You give the PS3 a lot of shit. by Souffle of Pain 05/27/2010, 9:58pm PDT
Re: You give the PS3 a lot of shit. by Ice Cream Jonsey 05/28/2010, 12:03am PDT
Re: I didn't have sex with a prostitute by Gentleman Jim Browser 05/27/2010, 9:41pm PDT
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