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Re: I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:14am PDT
I need clarification wrote:

You're approaching this as if the problem is the Gnome's father or Quétinbec's control issues or whatever shit. Let's keep our eyes on the real issue: she thinks QB is a pussy faggot. To stay married to her he's going to have to convince her EVERY SINGLE DAY that he's not. PLUS she's on the lookout for that crying shit now. All the other stuff isn't worth two shits when your husband is crying over his sewing machine. The good news is this will happen approximately five days into their next visit and she'll ditch him once and for all. A girl can only be expected to put up with so much.



[7:53:51 AM] [QB]: it's my dad's birthday today
[7:53:56 AM] [QB]: i'm writing him an email
[7:54:00 AM] [QB]: but i'm not sure what to put in it
[7:54:05 AM] [QB]: other than, "happy birthday!"
[7:54:17 AM][Claire]: ok can you say happy birthaday for me,too
[7:54:31 AM][Claire]: happy birthday * 100
[7:54:46 AM] [QB]: no, unfortunately, that's a gay thing to say
[7:54:53 AM] [QB]: and he doesn't really know who you are
[7:55:02 AM] [QB]: but i'm not sure what else i can say
[7:55:50 AM][Claire]: you are smart and always can come out something to say. don't worry
[7:56:09 AM] [QB]: hey, did you hear about the man in england who went crazy and shot 13 people?
[7:56:28 AM][Claire]: i am going to sign a contract later with my dad
[7:56:37 AM][Claire]: this one is quite important
[7:56:43 AM] [QB]: sign a contract?
[7:57:22 AM][Claire]: he is the owner of the taipei agricultural manger.
[7:57:51 AM][Claire]: he manages all the import and export veges and fruits from northern taiwan
[7:59:30 AM][Claire]: if we could get the contract signed with him then we could control the northern taiwan's quantity of veges and fruits
[7:59:43 AM][Claire]: i basicaly won't do the talking
[8:00:22 AM][Claire]: coz it's very serious contract so i might just sit there and let those olderly people do the talking
[8:00:47 AM][Claire]: i am worried what to wear now actually
[8:01:14 AM][Claire]: coz dad was saying that this is quite a important meeting
[8:01:27 AM][Claire]: the contract worth 200000000NT
[8:02:04 AM][Claire]: plus comminnsion for the agent is 3000000
[8:03:04 AM] [QB]: oh, i thought you were personally going to sign a contract with your dad for a job within his company
[8:03:10 AM] [QB]: but i guess that's good news too
[8:03:18 AM] [QB]: so, did you hear about this english madman?
[8:03:28 AM][Claire]: i don't want to work for him.
[8:03:32 AM] [QB]: i know
[8:03:43 AM][Claire]: all i'm doing for him is favor
[8:03:57 AM] [QB]: anyway
[8:04:01 AM] [QB]: the englishman
[8:04:04 AM] [QB]: did you hear about him?
[8:04:12 AM][Claire]: englishman?
[8:04:22 AM] [QB]: the taxi driver who went crazy and killed 13 people
[8:04:37 AM][Claire]: where is it?
[8:04:42 AM] [QB]: in england, claire
[8:04:45 AM] [QB]: don't you watch the news?
[8:04:56 AM][Claire]: i haven't got time to watch the news today
[8:05:08 AM][Claire]: i am watching the stock market this morning
[8:05:22 AM][Claire]: the market is going down to the shithole
[8:05:36 AM] [QB]: yes, but this is much more interesting
[8:05:50 AM] [QB]: this english madman went on a rampage after having his heart broken by a thai whore!
[8:06:00 AM][Claire]: i will watch the stock markets until 2pm
[8:06:09 AM][Claire]: haha
[8:06:11 AM] [QB]: he killed 13 people
[8:06:14 AM] [QB]: including his own twin brother
[8:06:36 AM] [QB]: http://www.people.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2010/06/05/no-headline-102039-22313086/
[8:06:38 AM][Claire]: a thai whore?
[8:07:00 AM] [QB]: the link above tells the story
[8:07:05 AM] [QB]: it's very interesting
[8:08:01 AM][Claire]: in China, there are 12 people killed themself by jumping out of the building, 1 by 1 in 1 month.
[8:08:26 AM][Claire]: the CEO of this company is taiwan's richest person

...

[8:11:39 AM][Claire]: i've been having trouble sleeping since i back from bahrain.
[8:11:50 AM][Claire]: i think you r kinda of influencing me
[8:11:58 AM] [QB]: ok
[8:12:19 AM][Claire]: i used to sleep a lot but not anymore.
[8:12:31 AM] [QB]: i haven't slept much since brisbane
[8:13:07 AM][Claire]: why u still can't sleep probably?
[8:13:13 AM] [QB]: sometimes i think about babies
[8:13:15 AM][Claire]: properly
[8:14:01 AM][Claire]: babies is in your body at the moment
[8:14:19 AM][Claire]: and you are killing them twice a day
[8:14:56 AM][Claire]: you let them die in the tissue and down into the sink.
[8:14:58 AM] [QB]: i actually prefer to cum in dirty t-shirts
[8:15:32 AM][Claire]: i am praying for you everyday now
[8:15:41 AM][Claire]: i hope you don't go hell
[8:15:49 AM] [QB]: for masturbating?
[8:15:57 AM][Claire]: i want you come up to heaven with me
[8:16:24 AM][Claire]: masturbating=killing inniccident babies.
[8:16:40 AM] [QB]: sperm isn't a baby
[8:16:41 AM][Claire]: twice or third times a days
[8:16:47 AM] [QB]: it needs an egg to become a baby
[8:17:01 AM][Claire]: egg is in taiwan
[8:17:03 AM][Claire]: come and get it

...

[8:58:52 AM][Claire]: no one can steal me away from you now baby<>----did you see this sentence i wrote before?
[8:59:02 AM] [QB]: yes
[8:59:13 AM] [QB]: how did you want me to react to that?
[8:59:28 AM][Claire]: cry at least
[8:59:41 AM] [QB]: well, you said you'd die for me earlier
[8:59:56 AM] [QB]: you're gonna find it hard to top that
[9:01:06 AM][Claire]: only if you dumped me so i would let everyone to steal me away
[9:01:46 AM] [QB]: don't be stupid
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                                                            Re: I don't even understand what you're doing, MM by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:14am PDT NEW
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                                                        Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Quétinbec 06/07/2010, 11:19am PDT NEW
                                                            Re: Ha ha ha! It gets better and better! by Mischief Maker 06/07/2010, 12:54pm PDT NEW
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