Mischief Maker wrote:

Your skype attempt to make up with the Gnome quickly degenerates into you demanding apologies from her. You have a "gift from god" chat session with the Gypsy drop into your lap and you can't keep your yap shut about the whoring. Finally you try to set up a date with the whore I call "Stabby" (I call her that because she wants to stab you in the genitals) and by your third line you're calling her an ugly skank. Has coming of age rich and white in SE Asia made you literally incapable of carrying on a conversation without being a complete asshole?

Mischief Maker wrote:

You're beginning to remind me of the stereotypical unpopular kid in high school who starts acting outrageously silly for attention. Only you're pushing 30 and you're still doing it, for chrissakes! Yeah, the whoring exploits get you attention at Caltrops, but it ain't good attention. I mean re-read your own post. You can't even concentrate on passing the time with a video game, your entire life is revolving around the whores.

Mischief Maker wrote:

Is this why you can't keep a friend for longer than 2 weeks?

Mischief Maker wrote:

Then they start coming up with bullshit reasons to cut off all social contact with you. "Oh, dude, I'm so sorry, but I can't be friends with you anymore. You see... uh... I'm married and you're not. And, like, I can't be friends with single guys! It's a Muslim thing, you understand." Imagine his response if you hadn't blown it with the gnome, "Oh! Oh, you... YOU got married? Wow. Well, congratulations and all. Who on Earth, I mean who married you? A Taiwanese heiress, you say? Oh, hey, living the dream. Buuuuuuut we still can't be friends because... because... because... because she's from Taiwan! And Bahrain doesn't recognize Taiwan so, like, if I was your friend it'd cause an international incident. You understand."