Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="Quétinbec"]Maybe you don't understand, but a 31 y/o Thai whore asking 80BDs for the night is a slap in the face. She'd be selling for 2BD back home and I was paying 20BD HERE before she got pissed off at me. See that figure as the insult she intended it to be and I had a right to be much ruder. She didn't reply to my text, BTW. Neither did Peachy. Today, I'll be masturbating sadly into an old t-shirt. [quote name="Mischief Maker"]Your skype attempt to make up with the Gnome quickly degenerates into you demanding apologies from her. You have a "gift from god" chat session with the Gypsy drop into your lap and you can't keep your yap shut about the whoring. Finally you try to set up a date with the whore I call "Stabby" (I call her that because she wants to stab you in the genitals) and by your third line you're calling her an ugly skank. Has coming of age rich and white in SE Asia made you literally incapable of carrying on a conversation without being a complete asshole? [/quote] If I'm typing to a girl, that's because things have deteriorated to a point where we're no longer on speaking terms - either through the passage of time, or more usually as the result of some fight (or both). If I'm hostile going in, that's usually because the chat's happening in a hostile context. I was stupid to bring up whores to the Gypsy, but then that was something I'd already talked to her about in India. If I don't hear from her again, I'll feel pretty upset about it. On the other hand, I'm making 6 figures and she's tending chickens. If she's not prepared to make an effort, then I'm not going to cry over my lack of success like last time. I'm fucking loaded now. [quote name="Mischief Maker"]You're beginning to remind me of the stereotypical unpopular kid in high school who starts <A HREF="http://www.derfcity.com/comix/jd/jd1.html" TARGET="new">acting outrageously silly</A> for attention. Only you're pushing 30 and you're <I>still</I> doing it, for chrissakes! Yeah, the whoring exploits get you attention at Caltrops, but it ain't good attention. I mean re-read your own post. You can't even concentrate on passing the time with a video game, your entire life is revolving around the whores. [/quote] Until last night, I hadn't tried to fuck a whore for 3 months. I don't like doing it, but I don't like one night stands either, and I don't want to start a go-nowhere relationship with some poor African/Asian service worker. Unless I import girls, that doesn't leave me with many other options. I either want something serious or something very artificial, temporary and discreet. I only talk about my whoring with a couple of guys, my ex-girlfriends, and Caltrops. I DENY it to everyone else, including people I'm very close to who've heard the rumours and've said they'd be OK with it. I am planning a very whore-centric trip to Holland/South America in late July/August/early Sept, but I'm hoping that's going to be a last hurrah before I settle down. I'm going to spend $15,000. [quote name="Mischief Maker"]Is this why you can't keep a friend for longer than 2 weeks? [/quote] Who says that? I'm pretty normal by Middle Eastern standards. My shit really isn't very outragous. I'm not even married. [quote name="Mischief Maker"]Then they start coming up with bullshit reasons to cut off all social contact with you. "Oh, dude, I'm so sorry, but I can't be friends with you anymore. You see... uh... I'm married and you're not. And, like, I can't be friends with single guys! It's a Muslim thing, you understand." Imagine his response if you hadn't blown it with the gnome, "Oh! Oh, you... YOU got married? Wow. Well, congratulations and all. Who on Earth, I mean who married you? A Taiwanese heiress, you say? Oh, hey, living the dream. Buuuuuuut we still can't be friends because... because... because... because she's from Taiwan! And Bahrain doesn't recognize Taiwan so, like, if I was your friend it'd cause an international incident. You understand." [/quote] No Westerner has Arab friends. They dress funny, don't swear, don't drink, sometimes don't eat, are very, very racist, and five times a day have to wash themselves down to pray. It makes even going to the mall with them enough of a bother that you both find excuses not to.[/quote]