Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Quétinbec"]Gnomes can be sexy and we'd all fuck an elf. The looks thing is a big deal, but with time she's becoming more attractive to me.[/quote] Of course. Because she rejected you. Before the rejection you handled the impending marriage with all the enthusiasm of a man carrying a stinky dead fish. But now that she's no longer a sure thing, oh! Now you must have her as your bride or your life will never be complete and blah blah blah, you fucking girl. [quote][6/3/2010 1:07:24 PM] [Claire]: if i didn't love you. i would find it creepy and disgusting[/quote] Translation: she finds it creepy and disgusting. [quote][6/3/2010 1:11:59 PM] [Claire]: yeah me too luky. it will be fine if you go to the toilet to wank urself off now[/quote] Translation: your sexy talk is decidedly un-sexy and she wants to end this conversation RIGHT NOW. [quote]The bigger issue is that her Father's a control freak who'd never give me or her a job worth having. He's gone through 5 secretaries in a year. When they leave, he says they can't handle the pressure. He takes Claire to meetings and pays her well but gives her no responsibility. She wants to become an air hostess to escape it. If that doesn't work, she said she'll marry me. Over the next 6 months, I'm going to spend a shitload of money and travel the world to see if I can find an alternative, but if I can't, I'm going to go along with it.[/quote] Ha ha ha! Oh man, now it comes out! The impression I'd gotten from all your previous posts was that she doesn't love you but she's too ugly to get anyone else and, shit, at least you're tall. <U>Now</U> the truth comes out. She wants to get away from her parents and she's designated YOU her ticket to freedom. Wait, no. That's Air Hostessing. You're plan B! Take this, dad! Oh, why not put a little plastic vulture on the wedding cake? Let's talk turkey for a moment: <IMG SRC="http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc71/SarahPlunket/P1020805-1000.jpg"> Look at this rich man. See the disdain in his eyes. He goes through 5 secretaries a year. Do you really think for a moment he won't go to his lawyers and draft a will that cuts you off without a penny? There's a reason Trusts and Estates is a 5 credit class, and 80% of it (like true love) is vengeful old rich fucks leaving their in-laws flapping in the breeze. If you marry the Gnome, you're going to be less like Anna Nichole Smith, and more like William H. Macy in "Fargo."[/quote]