This is where we put Mass Effect 2 jokes right? by Mysterious Stranger 02/23/2010, 12:54pm PST 
Re: This is where we put Mass Effect 2 jokes right? by Arbit 03/05/2010, 11:15pm PST 
That's like offensive over heea. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/05/2010, 11:30pm PST 
You'll like this one better. by Jerry Whorebach 03/09/2010, 12:59am PST 
Attractive smart people seem to really like this series. :3 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 03/09/2010, 3:22am PST 
Commander Shepard is an ASSHOLE by Fortinbras 03/09/2010, 9:28am PST 
Re: This is where we put Mass Effect 2 jokes right? by laudablepuss 01/05/2012, 3:04pm PST 
Mass Effect 2 DLC Review by Fortinbras 09/18/2010, 8:17pm PDT 
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap NT by fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap 03/29/2011, 1:44pm PDT 
Arrival blows by Fortinbras 04/14/2011, 9:14am PDT 
Why does Shepherd always have to shuck and jive when he talks? by Jerry Whorebach 04/14/2011, 11:07am PDT 
Buy Dragon Age 2, get ME2 for free NT by WITTGENSTEIN 04/08/2011, 12:29pm PDT 
Snooped by mysterio! by laudablepuss 04/08/2011, 12:46pm PDT 
one more dlc, "arrival" by soerd unf jos tes 03/29/2011, 1:02am PDT 
it hit 100% and u know by soerd unf jos tes 03/29/2011, 7:45am PDT 
gudman NT by gruman 03/29/2011, 8:32am PDT 
Available for 11 bucks from Amazon today (360) NT by Entropy Stew 12/15/2010, 12:11pm PST 
Interesting ME2 stats, or more material for Jerry to riff on by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/07/2010, 8:14pm PDT 
I got offended when the game thought it could just assign me a last name. by Jerry Whorebach 09/07/2010, 8:54pm PDT 
hahaha holy shit NT by Grebble 09/07/2010, 9:29pm PDT 
Oh, Jerry! by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 09/07/2010, 10:05pm PDT 
Unemployable retards become this sites most prolific posters NT by Caltrops Trend Watch 09/08/2010, 7:37am PDT 
Jerry is the best person on this site, you retarded fucks by Mysterious Stranger 09/09/2010, 11:00am PDT 
As soon as you're done preventing all posting by Noi Dau Don 09/09/2010, 12:48pm PDT 
the front page is just forum posts by Grebble 09/09/2010, 2:33pm PDT 
Agreed. by Eldjotnar 09/09/2010, 2:35pm PDT 
Which part did I lie about? Jerry IS unemployable. NT by Caltrops Trend Watch 09/09/2010, 3:18pm PDT 
Just LOOK AT THE FRONT PAGE!!!!!!!! NT by Mysterious Stranger 09/09/2010, 5:07pm PDT 
I really loved Jerry's MadKatz Throat Communicator review NT by A fucking retard 09/09/2010, 7:34pm PDT 
This is classic Caltrops ^_^ by Jerry Whorebach 09/10/2010, 2:05am PDT 
Meds are usually a factor. O_O NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 09/10/2010, 4:47pm PDT 
Fag NT by - 09/09/2010, 6:49pm PDT 
The 50% thing struck me as odd. by Worm 09/08/2010, 11:13am PDT 
I would think more than 50% of Bioshock players finished it. by Fullofkittens 09/08/2010, 12:17pm PDT 
Bioshock players finishing Bioshock or Bioshock players finishing Mass Effect? by Worm 09/09/2010, 2:42pm PDT 
The Soldier stat is unsurprising, and a damning indictment of the ammo system by Fortinbras 09/11/2010, 8:32pm PDT 
Re: The Soldier stat is unsurprising, and a damning indictment of the ammo sys by Mr. Kool 09/12/2010, 6:06am PDT 
No, I'm dumb, that's just a fan made mod. Good idea though. by Fortinbras 09/12/2010, 8:12am PDT 
lair of the shadow broker by Sword of Justice 09/03/2010, 2:30am PDT 
At this rate by the time they release Mass Effect 3, #2 will have all the NT by content it should have at release 09/03/2010, 8:01am PDT 
This bears emphasis by Fortinbras 09/04/2010, 10:37am PDT 
Any castle upgrading in Bioware and Black Isle games should have trained you! by Worm 09/04/2010, 11:03am PDT 
beat the game twice and had no trouble being fully prepared for the final battle NT by Sword of Justice 09/04/2010, 6:37pm PDT 
Nobody cares. Also they increased the scanning speed and radius on mining by Fortinbras 09/04/2010, 6:44pm PDT 
You were surprised that the heavily telegraphed SERIOUS BUSINESS location by Lizard_King 09/04/2010, 9:02pm PDT 
That's a perfectly good complaint for Starcraft 2. :3 NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 09/04/2010, 3:24pm PDT 
what NT by Fortinbras 09/04/2010, 3:52pm PDT 
Re: what by Souffle of Pain 09/07/2010, 9:48pm PDT 
It's 2 discs. O_O NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 12:07pm PST 
fft discs ALSO: steam tried to punk me by up with pod people 01/26/2010, 12:13pm PST 
Amazon hasn't EVEN shipped my collector's edition yet :( NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/26/2010, 12:21pm PST 
:(((((((((((((((( NT by up with pod people 01/26/2010, 12:29pm PST 
Thanks, also the fucking startup movies. by Lizard_King 01/26/2010, 6:33pm PST 
You newbs bought the PC version, psh no class. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 9:14pm PST 
I bought both 360 and PC by Lizard_King 01/27/2010, 3:40am PST 
Fuck it, I'll play the Steam version while I wait on Amazon to ship my 360 copy by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/27/2010, 5:57pm PST 
PS: It seemed to work without having to make a new account. Still, fuck EA. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 01/27/2010, 6:02pm PST 
EA worked overtime to try to make this game suck in any way they could. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/27/2010, 6:06pm PST 
Was thinking about getting it for the PC. Read your post. by Ice Cream Jonsey 01/30/2010, 9:55pm PST 
You still need the pc version. by Lizard_King 02/06/2010, 10:12pm PST 
plus, screenshots. NT by up with pod people 02/06/2010, 10:45pm PST 
Holy shit this game is fuckin awesome. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 1:03pm PST 
the pistol is hammerable now, 10 out of 10 (M1 rating is also 10) NT by irony 01/26/2010, 3:17pm PST 
Fixed: Elevators, inventory, tutorials. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 4:37pm PST 
Starring Martin Sheen as the Cigarette Smoking Man NT by Fortinbras 01/26/2010, 5:43pm PST 
tutorials tutorials and armor/clothing customization (with achievement) by irony 01/26/2010, 5:50pm PST 
The Blood-Dragon Armor sucks =( by Fortinbras 01/26/2010, 5:53pm PST 
It might be a little early, but this might be one of the best RPGs ever made. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/26/2010, 9:14pm PST 
Tali is romanceable. Automatic 10/10 NT by Fortinbras 01/26/2010, 9:24pm PST 
hot black guy and two alien dudes. my cup runneth over. 12/10 NT by up with pod people 01/26/2010, 11:14pm PST 
More good news for pod people by Jerry Whorebach 01/27/2010, 9:16pm PST 
jan 22: by up with pod people 01/27/2010, 9:34pm PST 
Great picture, you can't EVEN see his pecs. Psh not that he has any to speak of. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/27/2010, 9:45pm PST 
"I protest. I am NOT a merry man!" NT by Last 01/28/2010, 7:08am PST 
Fun fact: You can headbutt Michael Dorn in Mass Effect 2 NT by Fortinbras 01/28/2010, 4:50pm PST 
update: momoa just looks like neanderthal white trash. by up with pod people 08/01/2010, 8:19am PDT 
I just accidentally obliterated your post by Sword of Justice 08/01/2010, 3:42pm PDT 
I hear you get a lot of great stats at the beginning by I'm the Stat Man 01/27/2010, 2:36am PST 
Continuing to kick all sorts of ass up and down in the game. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/27/2010, 5:39am PST 
I punched out that reporter bitch a SECOND time! by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 7:04am PST 
I punched her out and then said "I wish I had done that the first time" because by irony 01/27/2010, 10:56pm PST 
Anus simulator, yes. NT by It's the Cables, wow! 01/27/2010, 7:42am PST 
These STUPID Cables have made the biggest mistake of their pathetic LIVES! NT by Not Obsessed 01/27/2010, 10:50am PST 
Don't you DARE make fun of my IDOL! NT by Not a sycophant 01/27/2010, 3:05pm PST 
this is me NOT being obsessed NT by wrom 01/27/2010, 10:57pm PST 
not obsessed with proving that anyone who isn't nice to us is obsessed NT by irony 01/28/2010, 8:13am PST 
psh hey obsess much obsesser of obsessions? NT by irony 01/28/2010, 8:14am PST 
i know you obsess but what do i do? probably obsess never O_o NT by irony 01/28/2010, 8:16am PST 
Our enemies always prove our point for us. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 8:17am PST 
obsessapoolza obsessingtor the obsessing robot NT by irony 01/28/2010, 8:18am PST 
posting 50 replies under someone elses name hm what word describes that behavior NT by irony 01/29/2010, 5:44am PST 
gruman NT by gruman 01/29/2010, 5:46am PST 
THIS IS MY NAME.THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.MY NAME IS MY BEST NT by irony 01/29/2010, 6:17pm PST 
Thanks wrom. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 6:41pm PST 
THIS IS MY MOVIE REFERENCE.THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE. NT by creexul nodding sagely 01/29/2010, 7:24pm PST 
obsess you! mister obsessor obssesington the third of the obsessed clan NT by irony 01/28/2010, 8:17am PST 
I'M COMMANDER SHEPHERD AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE ON THE CITADEL by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/27/2010, 9:59am PST 
I'm not really sure that the new planet-scan activity is an improvement by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 1:33pm PST 
Re: I'm not really sure that the new planet-scan activity is an improvement by Hans Clastorp 01/27/2010, 2:03pm PST 
Re: I'm not really sure that the new planet-scan activity is an improvement by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 2:42pm PST 
The fish for the fish tank are at the Citadel in the model ships store. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/27/2010, 3:18pm PST 
I bought some fish but they died. :( :( :( by Hans Clastorp 01/28/2010, 10:58am PST 
I changed my mind on the credits thing. by Fortinbras 01/28/2010, 12:03pm PST 
I got maybe 2 chances to feed my fish and still ended up with 2 tanks of dead fi by irony 01/29/2010, 5:48am PST 
Re: I got maybe 2 chances to feed my fish and still ended up with 2 tanks of by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 6:28am PST 
oh pumpkin by up with pod people 01/27/2010, 5:51pm PST 
I think the only lesbian romance option is Counsellor Redshirt on the bridge? NT by Fortinbras 01/27/2010, 8:33pm PST 
so claims the wiki. no mangays. NT by up with pod people 01/27/2010, 9:31pm PST 
the secret to prospecting: fire probes at mooltipings by irony 01/27/2010, 11:00pm PST 
Re: the secret to prospecting: fire probes at mooltipings by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 10:19am PST 
PS the best part is that this will save you a lot of time in planet scans. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 10:25am PST 
The fastest way to prospect, full clear a planet. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 4:07pm PST 
Confidential to Rafiki this has BORDERLESS FULL SCREEN MODE NT by Worm 01/28/2010, 11:08am PST 
Infiltrator gets cloak. FUCKING CLOAK. by Fortinbras 01/28/2010, 1:04pm PST 
Make sure to ask Liara why she hates the Shadow Broker so much. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/28/2010, 7:33pm PST 
I did the other one first and then the path was closed!! spoil me pls. NT by up with pod people 01/29/2010, 8:28am PST 
YOU NEED A FEW GRADES IN READING LIKE ME 8) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 10:16am PST 
You got a Steam ID? I'll let you know. NT by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 10:59am PST 
The most pretentious review of Mass Effect 2 you'll probably ever read. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 8:22am PST 
Stupid fucking faggot is fucking retarded by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 10:22am PST 
I got to hug Tali. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 9:29pm PST 
my femshep is headed towards possible romance with garrus XD NT by irony 01/30/2010, 3:06am PST 
spoiler by up with pod people 01/30/2010, 7:39am PST 
bonus spoiler: Mordin commentary by up with pod people 01/30/2010, 8:32am PST 
I have always felt there should be more talking heads in video games. by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2010, 9:10am PST 
Only people with good taste are able to like Mass Effect 2. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/30/2010, 9:22am PST 
Would you say Mass Effect 2 is the Jsoh of video games? NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2010, 9:28am PST 
Jerry have you tried it? Trust me you should. by Worm 01/30/2010, 9:53am PST 
I played the first one, isn't that enough? by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2010, 10:02pm PST 
ME1 already had the best game story of that year, no competition. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/30/2010, 10:15pm PST 
Portal had a much better story. NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2010, 10:30pm PST 
portal is a game made by id software by irony 01/30/2010, 10:48pm PST 
Re: ME1 already had the best game story of that year, no competition. by This is Chris's Blood 01/30/2010, 10:34pm PST 
You have to have good taste to like Mass Effect 1. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/30/2010, 11:29pm PST 
I have ok taste NT by This is Chris's Blood 01/30/2010, 11:45pm PST 
You faggots may be absolutely right (counting his money) NT by James Cameron, Bioware consultant 01/31/2010, 12:31am PST 
Well thank you for that report, gentlemen. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/31/2010, 12:33am PST 
yea who cares about creating a worthwhile thoughtful experience let's just make NT by irony 01/31/2010, 12:33am PST 
psh moar like erectile dysfunction force haha wait you're fighting giant ants? by irony 01/30/2010, 10:47pm PST 
It's more like the Goodfellas of video games. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/30/2010, 9:54am PST 
Re: It's more like the Goodfellas of video games. by I'm the Stat Man 01/31/2010, 4:33am PST 
I would say college level at least. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/31/2010, 8:34am PST 
You said aptitude when you meant to say appreciation. NT by Last 01/31/2010, 8:48am PST 
No it's aptitude, go ahead and look it up in the dictionary. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/31/2010, 9:09am PST 
Dictionary referencing on a graduate student level NT by James Cameron, Bioware consultant 02/02/2010, 10:32am PST 
Yeah put that in your mouth and suck it. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/02/2010, 2:06pm PST 
Kill yourself, please. NT by discuss. 01/30/2010, 11:34am PST 
gruman NT by gruman 01/30/2010, 12:17pm PST 
gruman? NT by gruman 01/30/2010, 8:42pm PST 
Not you too, gruman! At least Charity Man still wants me alive (out of charity). NT by Jerry Whorebach 01/30/2010, 10:04pm PST 
we have wromsign the likes of which even god has never seen NT by irony 01/30/2010, 10:44pm PST 
Wow she looks a lot like my Femshep, but mine has a sharper face. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/30/2010, 9:15am PST 
garrus is special he ain't just a cheap fuck let's do this right you are so spec NT by irony 01/30/2010, 10:43pm PST 
I think it's worth noting by Mysterious Stranger 08/04/2010, 10:07am PDT 
That would be a really good observation. ^_^ by Jhoh Cause..... 2 08/04/2010, 5:59pm PDT 
hammerhead dlc is really fun. by up with pod people 07/30/2010, 11:58pm PDT 
hammerhead is the only fun dlc by grasa cachorro 07/31/2010, 5:06am PDT 
black people aren't allowed to save the galaxy by Sword of Justice 07/31/2010, 5:08am PDT 
Ha ha ha SO MANY CHOICES!! by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 11:21am PDT 
Re: Ha ha ha SO MANY CHOICES!! by Ice Cream Jonsey 07/31/2010, 11:35am PDT 
I am angry. Angry about RPG's. NT by Ice Cream Whorebach 07/31/2010, 11:39am PDT 
Those aren't the actual responses. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 1:39pm PDT 
I was wondering if ICJ knew this, as well. by up with pod people 07/31/2010, 2:01pm PDT 
Yeah, but they still lead to the same node. It's entirely cosmetic. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 2:31pm PDT 
Actually, if I'm remembering correctly... by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 2:40pm PDT 
Looks like Jerry doesn't know it either. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 3:16pm PDT 
it provides different paragon or renegade points and vas are paid by the word by Sword of Justice 07/31/2010, 3:22pm PDT 
jurry didn't actually play the game I think he only played 20 minutes (then keyb by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 3:27pm PDT 
that is a good point, hey what was jirry's point again? oh he didn't have one NT by Sword of Justice 07/31/2010, 3:28pm PDT 
I can't seem to find it. *comically checks jacket* NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 3:30pm PDT 
Man, FUCK Monkey Island, Sam & Max, etc. NT by Fortinbras 07/31/2010, 3:53pm PDT 
Right, but the choices in those games are meant to be cosmetic. by Worm 07/31/2010, 4:33pm PDT 
Mediocre corridor shooter + awful writing + minimal interactivity = Sam & Max? NT by I guess it made sense in your head! 07/31/2010, 4:35pm PDT 
Sam and Max has awful writing? I have not played it. by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 4:37pm PDT 
Nothing gets more interactive than a point and click adventure game. NT by NOTHING. 07/31/2010, 8:45pm PDT 
Ha ha, your hilarious sarcasm has taught us all a valuable lesson about adventur by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 10:28pm PDT 
I'm disappointed by this lack of emphasis on assless chaps. by up with pod people 07/31/2010, 5:04pm PDT 
Everquest 1 had them. NT by Worm 07/31/2010, 5:22pm PDT 
Much like the new Star Trek movie, ME sucked, with all that action and excitemen NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 6:10pm PDT 
Tell me how fast your heart was racing when Tali kissed your little dolly. NT by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 6:18pm PDT 
I wouldn't know I nailed Wrex and Grunt. NT by Jhoh Cause..... 2 07/31/2010, 7:17pm PDT 
Bioware fans have become indistinguishable from Square fans. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 6:16pm PDT 
have you ever enjoyed: a science fiction movie, TV series, or book? by up with pod people 07/31/2010, 7:32pm PDT 
I enjoyed Firefly and Dollhouse; Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda, not so much. by Jerry Whorebach 07/31/2010, 10:22pm PDT 
did you play ME2 all the way through? by up with pod people 07/31/2010, 11:40pm PDT 
I didn't play ME2 at all, so I guess I'll have to take your word for it. by Jerry Whorebach 08/01/2010, 12:16am PDT 
on that recommendation I will add it to netflix. ^__^ by up with pod people 08/01/2010, 7:13am PDT 
There was by a hole. 08/01/2010, 11:48pm PDT 
well things will never be as open ended as a pnp rpg so let's stop trying NT by Worm 07/31/2010, 10:35pm PDT 
Party and Play RPG? by Noi Dau "Glass Closet" Don 08/01/2010, 6:06am PDT 
while I wasn't looking: new dlc release announced over youtube walkthrough chann by Sword of Justice 04/08/2010, 6:32am PDT 
Finished 3rd playthrough (first 360 playthrough) tonight, full review to come NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 03/16/2010, 10:59pm PDT 
In related news: New character to be added via DLC by Fortinbras 03/16/2010, 11:04pm PDT 
official caltrops review of mass effect 2 by irony 02/15/2010, 2:51am PST 
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NT by UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 02/15/2010, 7:17am PST 
Re: official caltrops review of mass effect 2 by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/15/2010, 3:36pm PST 
the character editor is strongly recommended by Lizard_King 02/15/2010, 3:45pm PST 
Not carrying over upgrades or renegade/paragon points is the only design flaw by Fortinbras 02/15/2010, 4:55pm PST 
you know what I want? omega-4 relay ancient ship exploration/salvage DLC by up with pod people 02/14/2010, 9:43pm PST 
REMAME: definitions? NT by up with pod people 02/14/2010, 9:44pm PST 
I WOULD LIKE ANYTHING by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/14/2010, 10:29pm PST 
THE STORY OF THE BRAVE VOLUS by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/13/2010, 2:43pm PST 
SHEPARD LOOKS DRUNK TO MEEEE by irony 02/14/2010, 3:04am PST 
It's green x_x by Jerry Whorebach 02/14/2010, 2:06pm PST 
bachelor party reveals shocking asari spoiler! by up with pod people 01/29/2010, 10:24am PST 
THE GETH by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 2:15pm PST 
secret lineage of thane krios! by up with pod people 02/06/2010, 7:28pm PST 
ekansssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss NT by Noi Dau Don 02/06/2010, 7:59pm PST 
YOU HAVE AROUSED... by up with pod people 02/06/2010, 8:14pm PST 
I ended up romancing him in my playthrough. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/07/2010, 12:59am PST 
fft REALLY? by up with pod people 02/07/2010, 11:11am PST 
All of the romances are crap. by Fortinbras 02/07/2010, 1:24pm PST 
bioware, runnin' scared by up with pod people 02/07/2010, 2:00pm PST 
It's Jacob's duty to please that booty *takes off shirt to reveal 17-pack abs* NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/07/2010, 2:06pm PST 
I'm holding out for sex with Shale in Dragon Age 2 NT by Fortinbras 02/07/2010, 3:24pm PST 
yeah, keep aiming low. I'm fucking an archdemon if it's the last thing I do NT by up with pod people 02/07/2010, 3:28pm PST 
Speaking of aiming low... by Fortinbras 02/08/2010, 6:40pm PST 
hey you're a human female why don't you have a body like that? :D by irony 02/07/2010, 4:07pm PST 
bioware listened to the concerns of the fans by irony 02/07/2010, 3:21pm PST 
Wow your Femshep is one ugly ass BITCH NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/08/2010, 6:50am PST 
would NT by gruman 02/08/2010, 6:53am PST 
You don't get to see Tali's face. THAT'S A FUCKING 50 DKP MINUS. Also: Review? by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 6:59pm PST 
Hm we should probably wait for me and Jso's review of ME2. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 7:07pm PST 
psh yeah whenever you finally fuckin finish it 8) NT by Fortincable 01/29/2010, 7:23pm PST 
Even if we wrote nothing it would still be worth waiting for. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 9:20pm PST 
What's wrong with your faaaaaace? by Entropy Stew 02/08/2010, 9:47am PST 
SHE'S SWIMMING IN ANTIBIOTICS MMMMMMMM *JIZZ* by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/08/2010, 9:56am PST 
true NT by irony 02/08/2010, 11:27am PST 
gruman NT by grumans chinese theatre 02/08/2010, 12:57pm PST 
Not "truman"? Sloppy! NT by Fussbett 02/08/2010, 1:14pm PST 
Re: What's wrong with your faaaaaace? by Fortinbras 02/08/2010, 1:22pm PST 
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite board on Caltrops. NT by Shepard 02/06/2010, 9:44pm PST 
fucking paragons. NT by up with pod people 02/06/2010, 10:46pm PST 
Weapon Locations - Are these random? Here's my list. by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 10:45am PST 
Forgot Assault Rifle from recruiting Archangel NT by Fortinbras 01/29/2010, 10:46am PST 
I got the Katana at the beginning of the game. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 2:13pm PST 
Class specific weapon upgrades on Collector ship by Mr. Kool 02/03/2010, 2:44pm PST 
just get the class specific weapon upgrade by irony 02/03/2010, 2:51pm PST 
Re: just get the class specific weapon upgrade by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/03/2010, 2:53pm PST 
yes, whatever main weapon your class uses, get the weapon upgrade for it by irony 02/04/2010, 6:53am PST 
No don't pick any of them up, why would anyone upgrade weapons it's ridiculous. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/03/2010, 2:53pm PST 
Ramboing shit down with that is fantasitc by Worm 02/03/2010, 3:09pm PST 
We beat the game and I took a break. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/03/2010, 3:26pm PST 
I am slowly working through the replay NT by irony 02/04/2010, 6:54am PST 
garrus helps shepard hide the bud light by irony 02/02/2010, 3:11am PST 
Is anyone else finding themselves getting glitched out? by Worm 01/29/2010, 7:49am PST 
glitched and crashing, yes by up with pod people 01/29/2010, 8:33am PST 
As long as you don't repeat this mistake with Bioshock 2 (only get it on the 360 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 01/29/2010, 10:17am PST 
Everyone should feel responsible to warez Bioshock 2 hard as fuck. NT by Worm 01/29/2010, 1:09pm PST 
new trailer, looks awesome by irony 12/27/2009, 5:25pm PST 
a shitton of new videos are up by irony 01/09/2010, 9:23pm PST 
Mass Effect 2 weapons have limited ammunition? WHAT. THE. FUCK. NT by Fortinbras 12/21/2009, 8:36am PST 
Re: Mass Effect 2 weapons have limited ammunition? WHAT. THE. FUCK. by The Gaijin 12/21/2009, 8:38am PST 
Some shit about "heat sinks" by Fortinbras 12/21/2009, 8:41am PST 
Your anger is better directed at me NT by Shitty writing 12/21/2009, 8:45am PST 
Or me! (Pretend my name is any other aspect of Mass Effect) NT by Jerry Whorebach 12/21/2009, 9:32am PST 
Sounds like you can't handle me, Cmdr. Jerry Shepard NT by Infinite Tatoo chick 12/21/2009, 9:44am PST 
Bioware's shitty writing. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/21/2009, 2:50pm PST 
exists in the same dimensional plane as george lucas' great writing by irony 12/21/2009, 3:48pm PST 
Look, I liked Mass Effect by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/21/2009, 5:53pm PST 
But still far better than the average video games' writing NT by Fortinbras 12/21/2009, 5:56pm PST 
I am not willing to agree with this without some parsing. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/21/2009, 9:25pm PST 
You're both wrong >=( by Infinite Tatoo chick 12/22/2009, 6:35am PST 
Re: You're both wrong >=( by The Gaijin 12/22/2009, 6:51am PST 
You are both complete and utter faggots (and probably FABIO) NT by Fortinbras 12/22/2009, 9:40am PST 
You're right. Ammunition is what I should be flipping out over. NT by FABIO 12/22/2009, 9:57am PST 
What killed Deus Ex 2? That's right. NT by AMMUNITION 12/22/2009, 10:00am PST 
Nope NT by Cramped levels, boring story 12/22/2009, 10:19am PST 
Limited ammo is a sure sign a game will suck NT by Sportsbra, smartest Caltrops poster 12/22/2009, 10:24am PST 
What part, them being in outer space, or aliens? NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/21/2009, 5:57pm PST 
wrong on all counts, care to try again? (I wouldn't recommend it) NT by irony 12/22/2009, 4:31am PST 
The fact that stroke-fantasy dialog plays an important role in your life does by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/22/2009, 10:53am PST 
Grabbing at straws to find something to hate about Mass Effect. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/22/2009, 2:53pm PST 
Your departure from reality is deeply persuasive. by motherfuckerfoodeater 12/22/2009, 5:15pm PST 
Bioware's writing is good, and you are wrong. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/22/2009, 5:33pm PST 
mffe takes us on a journey outside reality, then blames the journey on us by irony 12/22/2009, 9:36pm PST 
Tigh is in Mass Effect 2. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/14/2009, 8:49am PST 
haha girl cylon is now playing a 3D talking vulva by up with pod people 12/14/2009, 10:46am PST 
The only downside is Martin Sheen. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 12/14/2009, 12:18pm PST 
All these people want to tell you what a unique and precious flower you are by (in Mass Effect 2) 12/14/2009, 5:13pm PST 
someone is jealous of true greatness it sounds like NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 12/15/2009, 1:17am PST 
2/3 of the cast of Chuck is in ME2. NT by Mr. Kool 12/22/2009, 8:07am PST 
Blue Ass Effect 2: This Time It's Her Tattoos That Are Blue by Jerry Whorebach 09/28/2009, 10:28am PDT 
she's so edgy she's all edge and no surface like a big edgy edged thing with edg by up with pod people 09/28/2009, 11:00am PDT 
gonna have to buy both of those NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 09/28/2009, 11:31am PDT 
I didn't want Dragon Age I don't care about gay swords. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 09/28/2009, 11:33am PDT 
Suggesting Dragon Age won't be shit is such a painful and obvious troll. NT by Worm 09/28/2009, 11:43am PDT 
Oh Bioware, you are so predictable. NT by motherfuckerfoodeater 09/28/2009, 12:07pm PDT 
Does anybody remember Protostar? by Fortinbras 06/18/2009, 6:11pm PDT 
I do by FABIO 06/18/2009, 9:57pm PDT 
watched the trailer for the second by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 6:08pm PDT 
The only downside was the vehicle parts. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 6:41pm PDT 
okay yes the mako can be frustrating by up with pod people 06/02/2009, 9:29am PDT 
the best way to avoid rockets is really just to steer around them by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/02/2009, 11:43am PDT 
Avoiding them in the plot-based missions is easy, but those fucking sandworms by Fortinbras 06/02/2009, 11:48am PDT 
oh god the worms by up with pod people 06/02/2009, 12:07pm PDT 
if you can keep them at range it's not bad, if they pop up under you its all ove NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/02/2009, 12:09pm PDT 
so you missed out on the whole outer space harem hype? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/31/2009, 6:45pm PDT 
That's only near the end where you get to raep the shit out of all the character NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 6:46pm PDT 
You were sold on this game by a bogus trailer? by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 6:49pm PDT 
Thanks fortinbras. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 6:56pm PDT 
You're welcome, you stupid simpering penniless faggot. NT by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 6:58pm PDT 
oops I accidentally took a shit in bloatinfras cereal that's why he's so bitter NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/31/2009, 7:19pm PDT 
Haha simpering (this is why we always win). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 7:30pm PDT 
He'll repeat the same line more before 8AM than most people post all day NT by and no one knows why 05/31/2009, 7:42pm PDT 
That's pretty weird of fortinbras, I guess we won't know why. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 7:47pm PDT 
Here's the REAL fucking E3 Mass Effect 2 trailers (PSH) by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 6:57pm PDT 
I was *reminded* of the game and also what the hell turning into a robot whateve NT by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 7:00pm PDT 
You should be ashamed at not having played it 2 years ago NT by It was THAT GOOD 05/31/2009, 7:03pm PDT 
actually yes I totally am NT by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 7:41pm PDT 
If you're playing it at marathon lengths install it to the HD by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 7:48pm PDT 
Yes, fortinbras is stupid (we covered that). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 7:30pm PDT 
It was pretty mediocre by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:05pm PDT 
SHUT THE FUCK UP FABIO NT by Fortinbras likes Mass Effect 05/31/2009, 7:07pm PDT 
Fortinbras posted this under threat of being cut off from blowjobs by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:12pm PDT 
She was implying you've never known the touch of a woman (which is true) NT by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 7:13pm PDT 
This is the third time Fortinbras has asked me to describe my sexual experiences by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:19pm PDT 
mass effect is a great game NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/31/2009, 7:21pm PDT 
No cum-drenched elves: 4/10 NT by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:39pm PDT 
Lets leave Talia out of this >=( NT by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 7:25pm PDT 
you do not appreciate the finest of cheese. by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 7:51pm PDT 
Mass Effect explained by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/31/2009, 8:02pm PDT 
Things to fix for Mass Effect 2. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 8:24pm PDT 
The Mako combat is necessary for unexplored remote worlds by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 9:31pm PDT 
ftrinsbra NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/04/2009, 10:22pm PDT 
Yaok NT by Fortinbras 06/04/2009, 11:57pm PDT 
Also the same four layouts for every single base. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/31/2009, 10:14pm PDT 
I swear they ran out of time by FABIO 06/01/2009, 6:19am PDT 
Re: Things to fix for Mass Effect 2. by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/01/2009, 7:59am PDT 
Re: Mass Effect explained by FABIO 06/01/2009, 6:10am PDT 
You don't even own a 360? Okay goodbye from this DISCUSSION *blam* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/01/2009, 10:13am PDT 
embarrassingly earnest fangirldom by up with pod people 06/08/2009, 11:02pm PDT 
Nice animated gif. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/09/2009, 9:47am PDT 
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