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Re: Mass Effect explained by FABIO 06/01/2009, 6:10am PDT
Horrible Gelatinous Blob wrote:

No, it's about leveling up your shotgun skill and blowing geth to fucking pieces while your team psychic follows your tracers and rips some nine eyed alien apart with his mind.


Last I checked there were about 1,584 X-box games that did that exact game better (don't own a 360 at the moment so we'll have to get Jerry to confirm that). Without a decent plot, you're left with a clunky stat-based Gears of War knockoff. Without a plot Planescape and KotOR would have been horrible games too.


Also, Wrex gives people shit because he can't have bebbies.


Wrex was the only decent character thanks to being the only one to survive the Xerox process from KotOR's.


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watched the trailer for the second by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 6:08pm PDT NEW
    The only downside was the vehicle parts. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 6:41pm PDT NEW
        okay yes the mako can be frustrating by up with pod people 06/02/2009, 9:29am PDT NEW
            the best way to avoid rockets is really just to steer around them by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/02/2009, 11:43am PDT NEW
                Avoiding them in the plot-based missions is easy, but those fucking sandworms by Fortinbras 06/02/2009, 11:48am PDT NEW
                    oh god the worms by up with pod people 06/02/2009, 12:07pm PDT NEW
                        if you can keep them at range it's not bad, if they pop up under you its all ove NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/02/2009, 12:09pm PDT NEW
    so you missed out on the whole outer space harem hype? NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/31/2009, 6:45pm PDT NEW
        That's only near the end where you get to raep the shit out of all the character NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 6:46pm PDT NEW
    You were sold on this game by a bogus trailer? by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 6:49pm PDT NEW
        Thanks fortinbras. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 6:56pm PDT NEW
            You're welcome, you stupid simpering penniless faggot. NT by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 6:58pm PDT NEW
                oops I accidentally took a shit in bloatinfras cereal that's why he's so bitter NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/31/2009, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                Haha simpering (this is why we always win). by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 7:30pm PDT NEW
                    He'll repeat the same line more before 8AM than most people post all day NT by and no one knows why 05/31/2009, 7:42pm PDT NEW
                        That's pretty weird of fortinbras, I guess we won't know why. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 7:47pm PDT NEW
        Here's the REAL fucking E3 Mass Effect 2 trailers (PSH) by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 6:57pm PDT NEW
        I was *reminded* of the game and also what the hell turning into a robot whateve NT by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 7:00pm PDT NEW
            You should be ashamed at not having played it 2 years ago NT by It was THAT GOOD 05/31/2009, 7:03pm PDT NEW
                actually yes I totally am NT by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 7:41pm PDT NEW
                    If you're playing it at marathon lengths install it to the HD by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 7:48pm PDT NEW
            Yes, fortinbras is stupid (we covered that). NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 7:30pm PDT NEW
    It was pretty mediocre by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:05pm PDT NEW
        SHUT THE FUCK UP FABIO NT by Fortinbras likes Mass Effect 05/31/2009, 7:07pm PDT NEW
            Fortinbras posted this under threat of being cut off from blowjobs by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:12pm PDT NEW
                She was implying you've never known the touch of a woman (which is true) NT by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 7:13pm PDT NEW
                    This is the third time Fortinbras has asked me to describe my sexual experiences by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:19pm PDT NEW
                        mass effect is a great game NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 05/31/2009, 7:21pm PDT NEW
                            No cum-drenched elves: 4/10 NT by FABIO 05/31/2009, 7:39pm PDT NEW
                        Lets leave Talia out of this >=( NT by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 7:25pm PDT NEW
        you do not appreciate the finest of cheese. by up with pod people 05/31/2009, 7:51pm PDT NEW
        Mass Effect explained by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/31/2009, 8:02pm PDT NEW
            Things to fix for Mass Effect 2. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2009, 8:24pm PDT NEW
                The Mako combat is necessary for unexplored remote worlds by Fortinbras 05/31/2009, 9:31pm PDT NEW
                    ftrinsbra NT by Weyoun Voidbringer 06/04/2009, 10:22pm PDT NEW
                        Yaok NT by Fortinbras 06/04/2009, 11:57pm PDT NEW
                Also the same four layouts for every single base. NT by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 05/31/2009, 10:14pm PDT NEW
                    I swear they ran out of time by FABIO 06/01/2009, 6:19am PDT NEW
                Re: Things to fix for Mass Effect 2. by motherfuckerfoodeater 06/01/2009, 7:59am PDT NEW
            Re: Mass Effect explained by FABIO 06/01/2009, 6:10am PDT NEW
                You don't even own a 360? Okay goodbye from this DISCUSSION *blam* NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/01/2009, 10:13am PDT NEW
    embarrassingly earnest fangirldom by up with pod people 06/08/2009, 11:02pm PDT NEW
        Nice animated gif. ^_^ NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/09/2009, 9:47am PDT NEW
 
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