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Re: Oh god. by Zsenitan 06/01/2008, 10:27am PDT
Quentin Poor wrote:

E. L. Koba wrote:

Zsenitan wrote:

This particular specimen is like 7 feet of recessive genes and scrawniness, he's autistic, argumentative, has multiple eye disorders, and is only attracted to underage Chinese girls.


So... Quétinbec then.


Yeah man, I took that as a dig at me too initially. But, there are a lot of guys like me out there and Zseni is right that we’re almost entirely a fucking disgrace, so assuming this man exists, Zseni, how did you find out he was attracted to Asian girls? Did he tell you that? They always tell without realizing it’s such an embarrassing thing to say. They’re such fucking idiots. You’re supposed to pretend you’re not sure how you wound up with an Asian, but that it worked for long enough that, before you knew it, you were too old to do any better, so you reluctantly settled down. You’re not supposed to make it look like a fetish or in any way premeditated.

Is there a single decent guy with an Asian wife? These fucking idiots are ruining it for everyone.

Take heart, QB: I know about my amor impropre's underasian fetish because I'm buddies with the senior sys admin. The dude himself never talks about anything but work.

It was unkind of you to chalk up my love of fuglies to my own fugliness. In the first place, what a horribly common motive to attribute to someone as unusual as I am; in the second, how cruel you are to the fuglies! As if there is nothing that could be loved about fugliness other than the desperation of their voyeur. To me their fugliness is the catalyst that turns a boy into a powerful and uncompromising character, and the mix of character and erotic ugliness is utterly pantysoaking.

If I wanted to be as unkind to you, I would say that you love beautiful legs because they are the only part which looks most similar on attractive men and attractive women: your leg fetishism is the QB in the closet trying to wrest control of your boner.
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    Never had one ever. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2008, 12:05am PDT NEW
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            I am not really that virile in real life. ONLY IN MY SEXY IMAGINATION ~_~ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2008, 12:50am PDT NEW
            I think I had one when I was like 12 NT by Grumah 05/31/2008, 1:10am PDT NEW
                If you masturbate regularly, wet dreams won't happen, so you've exposed yourself by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 6:59am PDT NEW
                    Yeah I don't think there was any secrecy about this. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2008, 7:36am PDT NEW
    Does it still count if I'm awake? NT by Entropy Stew 05/31/2008, 12:39am PDT NEW
    Oh god. by Zsenitan 05/31/2008, 3:11pm PDT NEW
        Re: Oh god. by E. L. Koba 05/31/2008, 3:25pm PDT NEW
        No wonder you think I'm a great guy :( NT by I need clarification 06/01/2008, 1:39am PDT NEW
        Re: Oh god. by Quétinbec 06/01/2008, 7:48am PDT NEW
            Re: Oh god. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/01/2008, 9:01am PDT NEW
            Re: Oh god. by Zsenitan 06/01/2008, 10:27am PDT NEW
                What closet? NT by soldier, wet dream subject 06/01/2008, 12:59pm PDT NEW
                Legs: the gayest part of the female body? by Quétinbec 06/02/2008, 1:50am PDT NEW
                    What about ovaries and the uterus? PRETTY HOT NT by worm 06/02/2008, 9:22am PDT NEW
        Chicks dig jerks, news at eleven. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/01/2008, 8:51pm PDT NEW
            Women fantasize over things they'd never go for in real life NT by FABIO 06/02/2008, 6:36pm PDT NEW
    About an hour ago, almost completely ruining my late-afternoon nap. by Jerry Whorebach 06/01/2008, 9:48pm PDT NEW
        Jerry, I never would’ve picked you as someone who doesn’t regularly masturbate! NT by Quétinbec 06/02/2008, 1:52am PDT NEW
            I swore NEVER AGAIN after a couple particularly grueling sessions on Friday ;_; NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/02/2008, 3:06am PDT NEW
                What's the emoticon for when you can't pee because your foreskin is swollen shut NT by It's hard to be a saint in the city 06/02/2008, 3:11am PDT NEW
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