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by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 6:59am PDT |
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with your admission!
I was put through cartoon sex-ed lessons when I was 10 and warned that eventually I'd have 'wet dreams' BUT that they were OK and natural. I was terrified I'd have one, be unable to hide it, and disgrace myself to my parents. I'd never cum before and though wet dreams would be like pissing the bed, so I decided that if one happened, I'd slash the neck of a hot water bottle and tell Mum it burst while I was sleeping.
I've only had a handful of wet dreams in my life. The only one I can remember was from early high school I think. There was an Asian girl stuck in a phone box or something and I went in with the intention of saving her but I ended up just rubbing myself against her and cumming.
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Had a wet dream lately? NT by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 12:04am PDT 
Never had one ever. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2008, 12:05am PDT
Jsoh is just laying there trying to fall asleep when GLORSH by Entropy Stew 05/31/2008, 12:45am PDT
I am not really that virile in real life. ONLY IN MY SEXY IMAGINATION ~_~ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2008, 12:50am PDT
I think I had one when I was like 12 NT by Grumah 05/31/2008, 1:10am PDT
If you masturbate regularly, wet dreams won't happen, so you've exposed yourself by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 6:59am PDT
Yeah I don't think there was any secrecy about this. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2008, 7:36am PDT
Does it still count if I'm awake? NT by Entropy Stew 05/31/2008, 12:39am PDT
Oh god. by Zsenitan 05/31/2008, 3:11pm PDT
Re: Oh god. by E. L. Koba 05/31/2008, 3:25pm PDT
No wonder you think I'm a great guy :( NT by I need clarification 06/01/2008, 1:39am PDT
Re: Oh god. by Quétinbec 06/01/2008, 7:48am PDT
Re: Oh god. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/01/2008, 9:01am PDT
Re: Oh god. by Zsenitan 06/01/2008, 10:27am PDT
What closet? NT by soldier, wet dream subject 06/01/2008, 12:59pm PDT
Legs: the gayest part of the female body? by Quétinbec 06/02/2008, 1:50am PDT
What about ovaries and the uterus? PRETTY HOT NT by worm 06/02/2008, 9:22am PDT
Chicks dig jerks, news at eleven. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/01/2008, 8:51pm PDT
Women fantasize over things they'd never go for in real life NT by FABIO 06/02/2008, 6:36pm PDT
About an hour ago, almost completely ruining my late-afternoon nap. by Jerry Whorebach 06/01/2008, 9:48pm PDT
Jerry, I never would’ve picked you as someone who doesn’t regularly masturbate! NT by Quétinbec 06/02/2008, 1:52am PDT
I swore NEVER AGAIN after a couple particularly grueling sessions on Friday ;_; NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/02/2008, 3:06am PDT
What's the emoticon for when you can't pee because your foreskin is swollen shut NT by It's hard to be a saint in the city 06/02/2008, 3:11am PDT
I've been thinking about what my dream might mean (DONT HURT YOUR FAGBONE -ed) by (AND BY FAGBONE I MEAN BRAIN -ed) 06/02/2008, 6:41am PDT
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