Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle
 
Legs: the gayest part of the female body? by Quétinbec 06/02/2008, 1:50am PDT
Zsenitan wrote:


It was unkind of you to chalk up my love of fuglies to my own fugliness. In the first place, what a horribly common motive to attribute to someone as unusual as I am; in the second, how cruel you are to the fuglies! As if there is nothing that could be loved about fugliness other than the desperation of their voyeur. To me their fugliness is the catalyst that turns a boy into a powerful and uncompromising character, and the mix of character and erotic ugliness is utterly pantysoaking.


There are features on women that aren’t very popular with men in general but that I’m indifferent to: big noses, shortness, chubbiness, glasses, and Asianness for example. I seek these things out in a woman because they make her more available, more attainable, and therefore more attractive to me, but I don’t think for one second that I have some special fetish for these things or make up some stupid story to explain it. These girls have been niched by society for reasons I don't agree with and are consequently easier for me to get than other women. End of story.

I’d say much the same thing applies to you and your ugly men. Uncompromising character! Come on! How much character do you need to get a desk job at DHL? You’re at an age where you need something real, and there’s nothing realer than an ugly man. This realness must be pretty sweet to someone who’s as full of shit as you are. Pantswettingly sweet.

Zsenitan wrote:


If I wanted to be as unkind to you, I would say that you love beautiful legs because they are the only part which looks most similar on attractive men and attractive women: your leg fetishism is the QB in the closet trying to wrest control of your boner.


Great call. I’m uncomfortable looking at male legs for more than a sexond (Freudian typo left for your amusement!) because aside from the hair, there’s little to distinguish them from female legs, and female legs drive me crazy. But then, you could say the same about faces. I mean, tits and cunts are the only purely female body part but only the most paranoid closet fag would restrict himself to only lusting after them. I think because of the fine line between the masculine and feminine, you’ve got to be very sure of your sexuality to lust after legs, and with 5000+ wanks under my belt, I’m comfortable walking that line.

PREVIOUS NEXT REPLY QUOTE
 
Had a wet dream lately? NT by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 12:04am PDT NEW
    Never had one ever. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2008, 12:05am PDT NEW
        Jsoh is just laying there trying to fall asleep when GLORSH by Entropy Stew 05/31/2008, 12:45am PDT NEW
            I am not really that virile in real life. ONLY IN MY SEXY IMAGINATION ~_~ by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2008, 12:50am PDT NEW
            I think I had one when I was like 12 NT by Grumah 05/31/2008, 1:10am PDT NEW
                If you masturbate regularly, wet dreams won't happen, so you've exposed yourself by Quétinbec 05/31/2008, 6:59am PDT NEW
                    Yeah I don't think there was any secrecy about this. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 05/31/2008, 7:36am PDT NEW
    Does it still count if I'm awake? NT by Entropy Stew 05/31/2008, 12:39am PDT NEW
    Oh god. by Zsenitan 05/31/2008, 3:11pm PDT NEW
        Re: Oh god. by E. L. Koba 05/31/2008, 3:25pm PDT NEW
        No wonder you think I'm a great guy :( NT by I need clarification 06/01/2008, 1:39am PDT NEW
        Re: Oh god. by Quétinbec 06/01/2008, 7:48am PDT NEW
            Re: Oh god. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/01/2008, 9:01am PDT NEW
            Re: Oh god. by Zsenitan 06/01/2008, 10:27am PDT NEW
                What closet? NT by soldier, wet dream subject 06/01/2008, 12:59pm PDT NEW
                Legs: the gayest part of the female body? by Quétinbec 06/02/2008, 1:50am PDT NEW
                    What about ovaries and the uterus? PRETTY HOT NT by worm 06/02/2008, 9:22am PDT NEW
        Chicks dig jerks, news at eleven. NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/01/2008, 8:51pm PDT NEW
            Women fantasize over things they'd never go for in real life NT by FABIO 06/02/2008, 6:36pm PDT NEW
    About an hour ago, almost completely ruining my late-afternoon nap. by Jerry Whorebach 06/01/2008, 9:48pm PDT NEW
        Jerry, I never would’ve picked you as someone who doesn’t regularly masturbate! NT by Quétinbec 06/02/2008, 1:52am PDT NEW
            I swore NEVER AGAIN after a couple particularly grueling sessions on Friday ;_; NT by Jerry Whorebach 06/02/2008, 3:06am PDT NEW
                What's the emoticon for when you can't pee because your foreskin is swollen shut NT by It's hard to be a saint in the city 06/02/2008, 3:11am PDT NEW
        I've been thinking about what my dream might mean (DONT HURT YOUR FAGBONE -ed) by (AND BY FAGBONE I MEAN BRAIN -ed) 06/02/2008, 6:41am PDT NEW
 
powered by pointy