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Re: Oh god. by Quétinbec 06/01/2008, 7:48am PDT
Zsenitan wrote:

I have this horrible disease where I think really ugly guys are hott.


Obesity?

E. L. Koba wrote:

Zsenitan wrote:

This particular specimen is like 7 feet of recessive genes and scrawniness, he's autistic, argumentative, has multiple eye disorders, and is only attracted to underage Chinese girls.


So... Quétinbec then.


Yeah man, I took that as a dig at me too initially. But, there are a lot of guys like me out there and Zseni is right that we’re almost entirely a fucking disgrace, so assuming this man exists, Zseni, how did you find out he was attracted to Asian girls? Did he tell you that? They always tell without realizing it’s such an embarrassing thing to say. They’re such fucking idiots. You’re supposed to pretend you’re not sure how you wound up with an Asian, but that it worked for long enough that, before you knew it, you were too old to do any better, so you reluctantly settled down. You’re not supposed to make it look like a fetish or in any way premeditated.

Is there a single decent guy with an Asian wife? These fucking idiots are ruining it for everyone.
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    Oh god. by Zsenitan 05/31/2008, 3:11pm PDT NEW
        Re: Oh god. by E. L. Koba 05/31/2008, 3:25pm PDT NEW
        No wonder you think I'm a great guy :( NT by I need clarification 06/01/2008, 1:39am PDT NEW
        Re: Oh god. by Quétinbec 06/01/2008, 7:48am PDT NEW
            Re: Oh god. by Creexuls, a monster >:3 06/01/2008, 9:01am PDT NEW
            Re: Oh god. by Zsenitan 06/01/2008, 10:27am PDT NEW
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