Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="Zsenitan"][quote name="Quentin Poor"][quote name="E. L. Koba"][quote name="Zsenitan"] This particular specimen is like 7 feet of recessive genes and scrawniness, he's autistic, argumentative, has multiple eye disorders, and is only attracted to underage Chinese girls.[/quote] So... Quétinbec then.[/quote] Yeah man, I took that as a dig at me too initially. But, there are a lot of guys like me out there and Zseni is right that we’re almost entirely a fucking disgrace, so assuming this man exists, Zseni, how did you find out he was attracted to Asian girls? Did he tell you that? They always tell without realizing it’s such an embarrassing thing to say. They’re such fucking idiots. You’re supposed to pretend you’re not sure how you wound up with an Asian, but that it worked for long enough that, before you knew it, you were too old to do any better, so you reluctantly settled down. You’re not supposed to make it look like a fetish or in any way premeditated. Is there a single decent guy with an Asian wife? These fucking idiots are ruining it for everyone. [/quote] Take heart, QB: I know about my amor impropre's underasian fetish because I'm buddies with the senior sys admin. The dude himself never talks about anything but work. It was unkind of you to chalk up my love of fuglies to my own fugliness. In the first place, what a horribly common motive to attribute to someone as unusual as I am; in the second, how cruel you are to the fuglies! As if there is nothing that could be loved about fugliness other than the desperation of their voyeur. To me their fugliness is the catalyst that turns a boy into a powerful and uncompromising character, and the mix of character and erotic ugliness is utterly pantysoaking. If I wanted to be as unkind to you, I would say that you love beautiful legs because they are the only part which looks most similar on attractive men and attractive women: your leg fetishism is the QB in the closet trying to wrest control of your boner.[/quote]