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| Does this count as continuing thoughts? I REALLY WANNA KNOW, OH I REALLY WANNA K by Creexul :( 06/30/2006, 3:36am PDT | ||||
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| Juh-howh Cable (2:31:28 AM): Gil and palz visit a fatty convention. :(
Mooranduh the talking person (2:31:37 AM): hahaha :( Juh-howh Cable (2:31:53 AM): Because their "vic" (THAT'S SHORT FOR "VICTIM" YOU SEE, THEY SAVE ALL THE TIME IT TAKES TO PRONOUNCE THAT LAST SYLLABLE) was crushed by something huge.......... or someone. 8( Mooranduh the talking person (2:32:03 AM): that episode with the trainer from night at the roxbury was on tonight, but I was on the phone so it was muted Juh-howh Cable (2:32:09 AM): Hahaha. :( Juh-howh Cable (2:32:22 AM): That guy. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (2:32:37 AM): You know what's funny, I remember seeing one dude on both CSI and CSI Miami as two completely different characters. Juh-howh Cable (2:32:58 AM): I recognized him because he's a guy in a lot of things and specifically he was Nameless Numberhead Man in Schizopolis. Juh-howh Cable (2:33:33 AM): http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117561/ Juh-howh Cable (2:35:19 AM): "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" ... aka C.S.I. (USA: short title) ... aka CSI: Las Vegas (USA: syndication title) ... aka CSI: Weekends (USA: promotional title) ... aka Experts, Les :( (Canada: French title) - Eleven Angry Jurors (2004) TV Episode .... Mr. Dorsey - Chasing the Bus (2002) TV Episode "CSI: Miami" - Dead Woman Walking (2003) TV Episode .... Parker Boyd Mooranduh the talking person (2:36:08 AM): I watched csi miami today and cali or kali or whatever her dad came to her like I THINK I HIT SOMEONE IN MY CAR and he had been drinking and then caruso decided that wolf shoudl handle the case even though he wasnt a csi yet and it would be his first day as a csi and he figured out that the guy got beat int he head with a flashlight and THEn the dad ran him over Juh-howh Cable (2:36:36 AM): I have to question Caruso's judgement on that. Juh-howh Cable (2:36:51 AM): I don't think Caruso did the right thing. ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (2:37:22 AM): actually I have to disagree with YOU on that :( Juh-howh Cable (2:37:27 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (2:38:00 AM): Well letting someone on their first day solve a case. Juh-howh Cable (2:38:14 AM): They can't have him work the lab for a months like on CSI Normal? ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (2:38:38 AM): If you can't kill the one you love......... kill the one you're with. 8( Juh-howh Cable (2:38:42 AM): DOOT DOOT DO DOOT Juh-howh Cable (2:38:53 AM): :( Mooranduh the talking person (2:39:17 AM): well he was so good as a police oficer that caruso KNEW he woudl be good with his CSI work Juh-howh Cable (2:39:24 AM): I think in real life Caruso would have fucked up big time, but of course because it's CSI: The David Caruso Show Starring David Caruso, nothing wrong could possibly happen. Mooranduh the talking person (2:39:42 AM): also some guy had his crazy stalker ex kill people for him Juh-howh Cable (2:39:50 AM): Hm let's write fanfiction about how WE personally think Caruso should have handled the situation, and compare them (and R&R). ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (2:39:56 AM): Hot. Mooranduh the talking person (2:40:52 AM): yes we can write fanfiction where we join the CSI team and he makes mistakes and we catch them and save the day Juh-howh Cable (2:46:24 AM): So I saw the episode where there was a famous Casino owner who was an adult baby. :( Juh-howh Cable (2:46:45 AM): And at the end of course they are being disrespectful and not respecting his different life choice just because it was different, and they were making fun of him. ;-; Mooranduh the talking person (2:46:53 AM): any time I think of adult babies I get that horrible adult baby song in my head :( Juh-howh Cable (2:47:26 AM): And Gil was trying to be understanding like WELL WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING? And Brass is like "well I think Fiji sounds nice this time of year," and I was like wow, Brass is right................ for once. 8( Mooranduh the talking person (2:50:18 AM): I watched deuce bigalow european gigalo last night :( Mooranduh the talking person (2:50:33 AM): and at the end it said NORM MACDONALD WISHES HE STILL HAD HIS OWN SITCOM Juh-howh Cable (2:50:35 AM): Man haar. Juh-howh Cable (2:50:41 AM): Hahaha. :( Mooranduh the talking person (2:51:34 AM): and he takes the girl with the penis on her face to the plastic surgeon and gets... breast implansts! problem solved! Juh-howh Cable (2:51:52 AM): Hahaha. :( Juh-howh Cable (2:52:23 AM): Is that how you fixed your problems? ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (2:52:36 AM): no :( Juh-howh Cable (2:52:43 AM): :( Mooranduh the talking person (2:53:26 AM): I fix my problems by taking a lot of drugs and drinking entire bottles of vodka for breakfast and spending financial aid money on vacations to go to puerto rican drug dealers and have sex with as many people as posible :( Juh-howh Cable (2:53:47 AM): ...................And breast implants. :( Mooranduh the talking person (2:53:54 AM): oh right :( Juh-howh Cable (2:54:16 AM): To help fix your body dysmorphic disorder. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (2:54:34 AM): Suffering from a severe case of BDD. Juh-howh Cable (2:54:43 AM): So 8 out of 10 men suffer from premature ejaculation. :( Juh-howh Cable (2:54:51 AM): DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M SUFFERING? 8) Mooranduh the talking person (3:23:25 AM): good thign alisa has that totally sheer top, otherwise she may be considered nude :( Juh-howh Cable (3:23:56 AM): Yes, if she was nude, we might have to masturbate to it. ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:24:22 AM): she is above being nude Juh-howh Cable (3:24:47 AM): Psh, piddling nudity. Juh-howh Cable (3:24:56 AM): That is for NON pinup models. Juh-howh Cable (3:25:10 AM): Alisa looks down her weird bulby nose at people like that. Mooranduh the talking person (3:25:20 AM): hahahahaha :( Juh-howh Cable (3:26:49 AM): Sara Sidle pronounces it "diabetus" too. Mooranduh the talking person (3:27:42 AM): haha :( Juh-howh Cable (3:28:03 AM): The fat girl who smothered the dude to death would rather admit to murder than to be joked about. ;-; Mooranduh the talking person (3:28:35 AM): haha I think I remember that Juh-howh Cable (3:29:06 AM): Like the time you were having wild fatty sex with some dude at an anime convention, perhaps a furry cosplayer, and you crushed him to death under your enormous um!!!!!! heft. 8( Juh-howh Cable (3:29:26 AM): The word "heft" always has to be prefaced with um or uh. Mooranduh the talking person (3:29:50 AM): UM Mooranduh the talking person (3:35:18 AM): kered was reading me a post from SA earlier Mooranduh the talking person (3:35:41 AM): the guy is 16 and in november when he was till 15 a 13 year odl girl at school got some girl to ask if he liked her and he told her to fuck of and that he could do better Juh-howh Cable (3:36:09 AM): HAHA YEAH! HIGH FIVE Mooranduh the talking person (3:36:38 AM): so the 13 year odl told everyone they did sexual things and he got called tot he office and police were there and they were like YOU ARE UNDER ARREST an dhe asked why and they wouldnt tell him so he went with them and he sat at the station for 3 hours then went before a judge and the judge was like OEN COUTN OF INDECENSY WITH A CHILD HOW DO YOU PLEAD Mooranduh the talking person (3:36:50 AM): and he wa slike WHAT and NOT GUILTY Juh-howh Cable (3:37:02 AM): That's illegal. :( Mooranduh the talking person (3:37:25 AM): so he had to go to jail for like months and be held there or somethign and then he was under house arrest and couldnt talk to any of his friends or anything and was just stuck in his grandmas house Mooranduh the talking person (3:37:42 AM): then his grandma showed him a thing that was sent to her of the girl posting on her myspace Juh-howh Cable (3:37:44 AM): I mean if they arrest you, they legally have to tell you why or else the police are committing a crime and basically setting themselves up for a huge and very easy lawsuit. Mooranduh the talking person (3:37:56 AM): about how she made it all up and she wanted to drop the charges but her mom wont let her Juh-howh Cable (3:37:58 AM): My sister's a lawyer in New York so I know. Juh-howh Cable (3:38:11 AM): :( Mooranduh the talking person (3:38:16 AM): yes that is what I thought too :( Mooranduh the talking person (3:38:18 AM): anyway Mooranduh the talking person (3:38:38 AM): the girl posted about how she wanted the drop the charges but her mom wont let her because she is afraid that if she drops them she will be called a slut and whore and tease....... Juh-howh Cable (3:38:49 AM): Sexy tease? Juh-howh Cable (3:39:01 AM): Wait, where's my stiff shaft so I can grip it tightly and lovingly? ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:39:09 AM): so the guy faxed it to his court appointed lawyer because his family doesnt have money for a lawyer and the lawyer just totally ignored it Juh-howh Cable (3:39:26 AM): :( Mooranduh the talking person (3:39:42 AM): and he got fed up and left the house but got arrested for it and sent back to jail and now he is out on house arrest again Juh-howh Cable (3:39:53 AM): And posting to something awful. Mooranduh the talking person (3:40:16 AM): and he can plead guilty and not have to be unde rhouse arrest or go to jail for a logn time but then he woudl have to register as a sex offender because in texas it is totally illegal to do ANYTHING sexual with a 13 year old even if you are 15 Juh-howh Cable (3:40:35 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (3:40:43 AM): That law is very wrong. ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:40:48 AM): and people were saying to go to the media about it and he is goignt o try I gues or something, but what the fuck :( Juh-howh Cable (3:40:52 AM): And it persecutes people like me who just want the love of a delicious flat chest. Juh-howh Cable (3:41:01 AM): I don't know. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:41:06 AM): I guess in Texas they do that sort of thing. Mooranduh the talking person (3:41:15 AM): yes :( Juh-howh Cable (3:41:23 AM): Even the scumbag public defenders. 8( Mooranduh the talking person (3:41:38 AM): he still hasnt seen her statement to the police or anythign he has no idea exactly what she claims they did or anything like that Juh-howh Cable (3:41:49 AM): Because they are all involved in crooked Arkansas land schemes or some shit. Juh-howh Cable (3:42:08 AM): The rape laws are kind of screwy, hm. ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:42:31 AM): well if you are like 15 and have sex with a 13 year old you should definately not have to register as a sex offender :( Juh-howh Cable (3:42:43 AM): Definitely not. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:42:57 AM): If you're like 18, then maybe yeah. Mooranduh the talking person (3:43:07 AM): I always forget to spell definitely correctly :( Mooranduh the talking person (3:43:10 AM): yeah :( Juh-howh Cable (3:43:10 AM): ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (3:43:23 AM): What if a girl is 19 and a guy is 25 though, is that wrong? ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:43:52 AM): that is disgusting Kered Cloudsong (7:36:55 PM): i love reading SA now :( Kered Cloudsong (7:37:02 PM): just looking for the stupidest threads I can find Juh-howh Cable (7:37:05 PM): ^______^ Juh-howh Cable (7:37:09 PM): Make a blog about it. O_O Kered Cloudsong (7:39:52 PM): a thread in ask/tell forum where a bunch of people are saying that milk is dangerous and how the human body (and mind) has not yet attained the KNOWLEDGE necessary to process it with our current evolutionary state of WEAK intelligence and only when we manage to evoke beautiful orbs of light with our minds will we be able to tolerate dairy Kered Cloudsong (7:40:11 PM): theoretically beer is healthier for you than milk is. Less fattening, chock full of good stuff, and no PETA-induced guilt. Kered Cloudsong (7:40:19 PM): that's some guys quote :( Juh-howh Cable (7:41:20 PM): Hahaha PETA. Juh-howh Cable (7:41:30 PM): Yeah that was one of PETA's ad campaigns for colleges. Juh-howh Cable (7:41:36 PM): To drink beer because milk evil. Kered Cloudsong (7:41:40 PM): O_O!!!!! Juh-howh Cable (7:41:40 PM): Bush evil, also. Kered Cloudsong (7:42:12 PM): beer is chock full of good stuff but apparently not alcohol i guess Kered Cloudsong (7:42:38 PM): psh at least it's not dangerous milk, lets give babies microbrew bottles Kered Cloudsong (7:43:16 PM): Unless you want to end up the size of Mount Everest or reduce the rest of your diet to veggies and crackers, it's probably a good idea to stick to the long-standing dietician exhortation to treat milk as a food, not a drink. Juh-howh Cable (7:43:40 PM): Milk is the REAL worst terrorist in the world. Kered Cloudsong (7:44:08 PM): Yes, it's very important to remember your long-standing dietician exhortations. Kered Cloudsong (7:44:20 PM): Or you will die and not go to heaven. Kered Cloudsong (7:45:43 PM): or you will IN SCIENTIFIC FACT O__O!!! go straight to hell Kered Cloudsong (7:46:05 PM): Or both I guess :( Kered Cloudsong (7:49:58 PM): people bringing out the numbers on how if you drink like 47 gallons of milk you'll die and then saying how this proves milk KILLS Juh-howh Cable (7:51:18 PM): Hahahahahahaahaha. Juh-howh Cable (7:51:29 PM): But if you drink 47 gallons of anything you would die. :( Kered Cloudsong (7:51:49 PM): :( Kered Cloudsong (7:52:13 PM): someone says this though, which is great :( Kered Cloudsong (7:52:52 PM): they're talking about how milk makes kids have puberties earlier from growth hormones now :( Kered Cloudsong (7:52:59 PM): and some fucking weirdo has this gem to offer Kered Cloudsong (7:53:01 PM): I'd believe the damn puberty stuff. When I worked in a shopette next to a pool (all the kids came to buy snacks from us), half the damn 7-8th graders had C cup tits already. Juh-howh Cable (7:55:47 PM): Hahahahaha. :( Juh-howh Cable (7:56:07 PM): Hey, he can't help but to notice. Juh-howh Cable (7:56:12 PM): They're dressing so provocatively. Juh-howh Cable (7:56:16 PM): They were coming onto him. ~_~ Kered Cloudsong (7:56:19 PM): hahaha Juh-howh Cable (7:56:30 PM): He had to kill them, it was the only way to set things right. O_O Kered Cloudsong (7:56:49 PM): a stain on the reputations of shopette near pool workers everywhere Juh-howh Cable (7:57:39 PM): If he is staring at big fat 7 or 8 grade tits, who else might be? O_O Juh-howh Cable (7:57:54 PM): That post really belongs on 4chan. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:47:30 AM): Did you ever find yourself staring at 7th grader's big fat C cup tittays? :( Juh-howh Cable (3:47:35 AM): EVEN ON A GUY? Mooranduh the talking person (3:47:46 AM): especially ona guy! Juh-howh Cable (3:47:53 AM): HIGH FIVE, HEH 8) Juh-howh Cable (3:48:01 AM): Wait........... wait that is wrong. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (3:48:26 AM): Sorry to be so judgemental of you, especially when your body is wracked with crippling BDD. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (3:48:30 AM): But that, quite frankly! Juh-howh Cable (3:48:33 AM): Is wrong. O_O Juh-howh Cable (3:48:42 AM): And if I don't stand up and say it, who will? ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:49:19 AM): I am ashamed to say, I did not stand up Mooranduh the talking person (3:49:22 AM): I stood doon :( Juh-howh Cable (3:49:27 AM): Hahahahaha. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:49:45 AM): FIRST THEY LAUGH AT YOU, THEN THEY IGNORE YOU, THEN THEY FIGHT YOU, THEN YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GANDHI Mooranduh the talking person (3:50:03 AM): that is so insulting to gandhi :( Juh-howh Cable (3:50:12 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (3:50:21 AM): The British were fursecuting Gandhi. Juh-howh Cable (3:51:57 AM): So this CSI episode, they find a woman stabbed in a hotel room, and they are like IT SMELLS CLEAN, LIKE A HOSPITAL, LIKE BLEACH Juh-howh Cable (3:52:09 AM): SO THE KILLER CLEANED UP Juh-howh Cable (3:52:28 AM): And Gil is like AH, BUT HERE'S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD STILL, ALL THE PERFUMES IN ARABIA WILL NOT SWEETEN THIS LITTLE ROOM ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:52:49 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (3:52:59 AM): And I think at that point the show itself achieved sentience and did the only thing it could do which was kick into the opener, which is the show's way of saying WHAT THE FAWK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT GIL????????????????????????? Juh-howh Cable (3:53:15 AM): AahahhahahahahahahHAHHAHAHAHAH Juh-howh Cable (3:53:20 AM): I just saw in the credits, "Wil Wheaton." Juh-howh Cable (3:53:22 AM): Oh boy. Mooranduh the talking person (3:53:27 AM): I remember when I first saw CSI on dvd in the stores and I thought that was really stupid because not only would you never have to watch a csi episode more than once, but it is repeated like 8 times a day on atleast 4 channels off the top of my head Juh-howh Cable (3:53:37 AM): Yeah. :( Mooranduh the talking person (3:53:43 AM): hahahahahahahah Juh-howh Cable (3:53:50 AM): CSI could have its own channel really. Juh-howh Cable (3:54:01 AM): I hope Wil Wheaton is the killer and they beat him with phonebooks. Juh-howh Cable (3:54:14 AM): I assume you've seen enough TNG now to know how annoying Weasely Crusher is. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (3:54:53 AM): Greg shows up with a nice suit, and his hair flying in all different directions like a shotgun blast as usual. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:55:27 AM): There was one episode where he actually patted his hair down because he had to testify at a court case. Juh-howh Cable (3:55:35 AM): And Sara is like I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR HAIR COULD EVEN DO THAT Mooranduh the talking person (3:55:54 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (3:55:54 AM): And I was like YES YOU ARE RIGHT SARA and talking at my computer screen to my friends inside the CSI show who can't hear me. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:56:00 AM): That's not sad is it? ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:56:22 AM): is that happy? :( Juh-howh Cable (3:56:30 AM): I dunno. Juh-howh Cable (3:56:35 AM): It may be the opposite of happy. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:57:35 AM): At the end of the season I'm watching, Nick Stokes is kidnapped and buried alive, and the CSI team must find him when one of their own becomes their next case. O_O Mooranduh the talking person (3:57:48 AM): that is directed by quentin tarantino :( Juh-howh Cable (3:58:00 AM): I'm hoping I will have a cameo in that episode as a reflection in my computer monitor I watch the episodes off of. Juh-howh Cable (3:58:02 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (3:58:08 AM): Thanks for ruining it for me. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (3:58:13 AM): I was hoping to enjoy the episode, now it'll suck. Mooranduh the talking person (3:58:27 AM): yes :( Juh-howh Cable (3:59:21 AM): The exact opposite would be true if this were CSI Miami. Juh-howh Cable (3:59:28 AM): And Quentin Tartikoff directed an episode. Juh-howh Cable (3:59:31 AM): Then I'd have to see it. Juh-howh Cable (3:59:38 AM): It would still suck, but in all the right ways. 8) Juh-howh Cable (3:59:45 AM): Much like a fine hooker. O_O Mooranduh the talking person (4:00:31 AM): not really :( I think anythign THE Q-T touches is goign to suck :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:01:31 AM): the guy in 2-gether named QT was the one who was terminally ill and his charecter was too and they would joke about how HE IS DYING! HA HA! in the show, but he really was :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:01:40 AM): and then he died and they did a few episodes without him then canceled it Juh-howh Cable (4:08:55 AM): I always thought it was inappropriate on CSI Miami where they have like a family of 20 raped and murdered and the children's heads are blown off with shotguns and the dogs are chewing on the eyeballs like they're toys and Caruso shows up and is like OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER........... MIAMI STYLE 8( and then it goes right into YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA beldleldeldlelde and showing how beautiful Miami is and Caruso is partying on a hovercraft and it's like woa woa woa are we rockin out here suddenly? Mooranduh the talking person (4:09:32 AM): hahahahahaha yes :( Juh-howh Cable (4:11:21 AM): CAMAWN TELL ME WHO ARE YOU YOU YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW YOU created by Anthony E. Zuiker. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:11:29 AM): Dunt. :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:11:42 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (4:11:44 AM): :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:11:49 AM): well I am going to sleep :( http://csihot6yearoldsman.ytmnd.com/ |
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