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| Continued CSI and Miami thoughts. by Creexul :( 06/11/2006, 4:31am PDT | ||||
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| Juh-howh Cable (3:28:03 AM): Caruso is on the case of a pedo. :(
Juh-howh Cable (3:28:14 AM): He's bringing in the party van. Mooranduh the talking person (3:28:14 AM): that's a great episode Juh-howh Cable (3:28:20 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (3:28:37 AM): You mean as opposed to most CSI Miami episodes? Mooranduh the talking person (3:29:20 AM): where they see a picture that was taken of the girl in a motorhome and the windows have sheets over them to hide the location but they use the shadow of the buildings in the background to compare it to a database of skylines or somethign and figure out exactly which parking lot the van was in :( Juh-howh Cable (3:29:55 AM): Oh. Juh-howh Cable (3:30:02 AM): I'm watching a different episode. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:30:17 AM): The one you're talking about is I think the first CSI Miami episode. Mooranduh the talking person (3:30:32 AM): oh :( Juh-howh Cable (3:30:34 AM): In think it's the CSI normal/Miami crossover in fact which is technically just a CSI episode. Mooranduh the talking person (3:30:34 AM): too bad ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:30:43 AM): I don't think so Mooranduh the talking person (3:30:50 AM): I don't remember it being any kind of crossover type thing Juh-howh Cable (3:30:54 AM): In this one a guy kills a 6 year old girl in the bathroom of a Chuck E Cheese kind of place. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:31:11 AM): And his fingerprints are all fucked up because he cuts up his fingers and rearranges and regrafts the skin. Mooranduh the talking person (3:31:24 AM): hahahahahahahaha Mooranduh the talking person (3:31:25 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (3:31:26 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (2:56:43 AM): Meanwhile at like a Chuck E Cheese, a kid is playing in the balls and the moom is distracted by a toy car hitting her foot, so when she leans over to turn it around and looks back up, her kid is gone. Juh-howh Cable (2:57:06 AM): And she starts freaking out and an employee is like WHAT'S WRONG and she can't find her kid, the guards hit a button that locks the entire place down and metal shutters close over the doors. Juh-howh Cable (2:57:22 AM): When Caruso shows up he's like THIS PLACE IS LIKE A BUFFET FOR THESE CREEPS 8( Juh-howh Cable (2:57:40 AM): The girl is killed in the bathroom. :( Kered Cloudsong (2:59:10 AM): that's a shame :( Kered Cloudsong (2:59:25 AM): did they eat her? Juh-howh Cable (2:59:32 AM): No. Juh-howh Cable (2:59:43 AM): They're not a shark. Juh-howh Cable (2:59:52 AM): At least not the shark kind of shark. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (3:02:29 AM): The message is that taking your kids out for any amount of fun can lead to murder no matter what you do. Kered Cloudsong (3:04:03 AM): and it's true! Juh-howh Cable (3:13:31 AM): Caruso's statement to the HOUNDING MEDIA: this monster has left us a mountain of evidence and we won't rest until we search through it because under it.......... is his grave. 8( Kered Cloudsong (3:17:02 AM): O___O! Gelatinous Blob/Toom's thoughts on this scene (paraphrased from memory): "Every time I go by a schoolyard I'm going to think to myself THIS PLACE IS LIKE A BUFFET FOR THESE CREEPS. 8(" Mooranduh the talking person (3:32:47 AM): hahahaha wow :( Juh-howh Cable (3:34:49 AM): They caught the guy. Mooranduh the talking person (3:34:58 AM): surprise Juh-howh Cable (3:35:04 AM): In the interrogation which of course Caruso leads the guy says SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:36:09 AM): Caruso tells one of the other suspects earlier that they kill child molesters before rapists and serial killers. Juh-howh Cable (3:40:52 AM): Oh yeah there was this other CSI episode where they are interrogating a suspect, who turns out not to be the guy they're looking for but someone who knows the guy. Juh-howh Cable (3:41:18 AM): And he suddenly comes out with JUST BECAUSE SOCIETY DEEMS IT WRONG TO HAVE SEX WITH UNDERAGE CHILDREN DOESN'T MEAN IT'S REALLY WRONG or something. Juh-howh Cable (3:41:25 AM): And they're like okay, you are coming with us. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (3:41:38 AM): When a member of law enforcement is brutally murdered in an execution style at his home after a wild party and his wife and child vanish the Vegas CSI team up with their counterparts in Miami in a race against time to find them before the worst can occur. Catherine and Warrick go to Florida when the 7-year-old girl is found alive near an access road in Miami, and soon it becomes apparent that the victim may have been murdered by a serial killer. Juh-howh Cable (3:41:49 AM): Grissom doesn't share any lines or scenes with any of the Miami team. This is because William Petersen was against CSI spin-offs and asked the producers of CSI not to out him in any scenes with the Miami cast. Mooranduh the talking person (3:42:53 AM): hahaha :( Mooranduh the talking person (3:42:59 AM): yeah that's not the episode I'm thinking of :( Juh-howh Cable (3:43:06 AM): ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:43:46 AM): but the one I'm thinking of the molester and another guy and another guy break out of jail and then the molester and the other guy shoot the guy whose brother flew them out in a helicopter Juh-howh Cable (3:44:15 AM): Oh yeah. Juh-howh Cable (3:44:17 AM): The robber is about to draw a gun.) Horatio: Don't do it! Don't do it! (The robber draws the gun, and Horatio shoots him.) Horatio: They never listen. Juh-howh Cable (3:44:38 AM): An inmate at a massive Miami prison complex is stabbed to death in the prison yard. Shortly after Horatio arrives on the scene, a helicopter appears above the correctional facility. He immediately fears that the murder was a decoy to set up an escape. That's confirmed as three prisoners hop aboard the chopper and flee. As the investigation gets underway, the identities of the fugitives become known and a horrible realization sweeps over Horatio: two of the escapees are cold-blooded killers who already have their next victims picked out, and the other is a child molester who he recently put away. Mooranduh the talking person (3:45:02 AM): then they hijack a car and then the daughter of the guy they broke out with and then shot goes missing and they find out he's in a motorhoem and th emotorhome is rented by some guy and they go there an dhe's like "hm, nope, i didn't rent it" and they find a happy meal garbage at his house and are like "OH YEAH?!" an dhe's like "OK HE BROUGHT HER HERE AND I LET HIM USE THE MOTORHOME AN DHE GAVE ME PICTURES" Juh-howh Cable (3:45:46 AM): Yeah that's the guy. Juh-howh Cable (3:45:52 AM): Hold on I might still have that. ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:46:02 AM): umm, only one was a murderer and th eother wa sa child molester and the guy they shot was actually some rich guy who was in there for fraud or something :( Juh-howh Cable (3:46:03 AM): Shit I don't. :( Mooranduh the talking person (3:46:05 AM): he wasn't a killer :( Mooranduh the talking person (3:46:09 AM): th emolester was and th eother guy was Juh-howh Cable (3:46:21 AM): The molester is the exact same one in the episode I just watched. Mooranduh the talking person (3:46:31 AM): yes he wa sin an episode before the one I am thinking of Juh-howh Cable (3:46:37 AM): The jail break one is from the end of the season, after Caruso put him away. 8( Mooranduh the talking person (3:47:15 AM): yes Juh-howh Cable (3:47:50 AM): The guy he traded a mobile home for child porn though. Juh-howh Cable (3:48:02 AM): That was the guy who's like IT'S NOT WRONG TO LOVE KIDS or something when they're questioning him. Mooranduh the talking person (3:48:20 AM): they seduce him! Juh-howh Cable (3:48:22 AM): Yes. Juh-howh Cable (3:51:12 AM): :( Mooranduh the talking person (3:51:30 AM): have you seen the episode where speed dies? Juh-howh Cable (3:51:38 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (3:51:40 AM): HE DIES? ;-; Mooranduh the talking person (3:51:47 AM): yep Juh-howh Cable (3:51:51 AM): No. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:51:58 AM): Thanks for RUINING the show for me. >:O!!!!!!!!!!!! Mooranduh the talking person (3:52:01 AM): oops Juh-howh Cable (3:52:02 AM): NOT CSI MIAMI Mooranduh the talking person (3:52:03 AM): SPOILERS Juh-howh Cable (3:52:09 AM): IT'S CSI MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mooranduh the talking person (3:52:17 AM): /SPOILERS Juh-howh Cable (3:52:23 AM): SPOILER SPACE Mooranduh the talking person (3:52:52 AM): what's the spoilers tag in /tv/? is it <> or [] and is it spoiler or spoilers? It sure is adorable when mranduh asks me about 4chan. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (3:54:47 AM): So much of the evidence on these shows look planted, especially hairs. ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (3:54:56 AM): hahaha yes :( Juh-howh Cable (3:55:33 AM): Always in a convenient place also. Mooranduh the talking person (3:55:54 AM): I caught a bit of da vinci's inquest today and I think it was about a real case that I've sene on a real forensics show about how some guy force fed alcohol to native hookers and killed them and for a logn time they were just like "native hooker, alcohol poisoning, obviously accidental the end" Juh-howh Cable (3:56:24 AM): Hahaha. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:56:28 AM): Sad. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (3:56:39 AM): Well, we have solved the case with the use of stereotypes, good job men, raises all around. Juh-howh Cable (3:56:47 AM): Let's go get lap dances. Mooranduh the talking person (3:56:52 AM): but then he did it to a girl who didn't even drink and then they figured it out :( Juh-howh Cable (3:57:32 AM): So............ a white girl. 8( Juh-howh Cable (3:57:38 AM): White girls don't drink. Mooranduh the talking person (3:57:51 AM): I was going to use sassy as an argument but she's a JEW!! Mooranduh the talking person (3:57:53 AM): JEW!!! Mooranduh the talking person (3:58:03 AM): she thinks graffiti is amazing! Mooranduh the talking person (3:58:09 AM): except no :( Juh-howh Cable (3:58:31 AM): Hahaha. :( Juh-howh Cable (3:58:37 AM): Graffiti: it's amazing! Juh-howh Cable (3:58:41 AM): In this thrilling season finale, the loss of one of their own is the first hit the lab will take. Getting back to the lab to process the evidence, they find it has been taken over by Federal Agents looking for stolen money from a previous case. Juh-howh Cable (3:58:49 AM): Alexx (about Jessop's murder): I'd like to get my hands on the sadistic bastard who did this. Horatio: I'll save you a piece. Mooranduh the talking person (3:59:59 AM): hahaha :( Juh-howh Cable (4:03:51 AM): After a large yacht slams into a major Miami bridge, the team finds that the man steering the boat was shot and killed before the accident. The victim's wife reveals that their son had been kidnapped and her husband was handing over the ransom three million dollars worth of jewels. But when the team learns that the jewels were fake, the investigation leads them into a dangerous situation at a jewelry shop that may contain crucial evidence, where Horatio must face the unimaginable when one of the team is killed in the line of duty. Mooranduh the talking person (4:04:23 AM): yes Juh-howh Cable (4:04:31 AM): 2.9 Terrible This episode makes a farce of Forensic Science I think Rory Cochrane is a fine actor, which is why I find so insulting that this is how they say goodbye. Eric can pinpoint a fish just like that? And this particuliar fish can only be found there? The sap comes from a tree that grows only in that location? In all of Miami? But thank God for the shark who had the decency to take the guy's shirt off before he ate him! Otherwise we might never have known for sure just what happened... Juh-howh Cable (4:05:01 AM): 1.8 Abysmal The wrong bad actor got killed off. I cant stand David Caruso or his bad acting, he is the worst actor in the world. This episode has too much David Caruso trying to read his lines. The problem with this episode is that the wrong bad actor got killed off. Lieutenant Horatio Caine is the one who should have been killed off. I watched this show in hopes of Horatio Caine getting killed. David Caruso is lifeless, so, I thought he could be really good at playing a corpse. I really wish somebody anybody would get rid of Horatio. This show would be much better if David Caruso was not on it. Juh-howh Cable (4:05:13 AM): Hahahahahahaha. Juh-howh Cable (4:06:09 AM): Anyway that's the beginning of season 3 which I don't have. :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:07:25 AM): it wouldn't be good without him :( he's the only real reason to watch it ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (4:07:44 AM): ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (4:07:48 AM): Good as in bad good. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:08:33 AM): Speed comments on a "cupcake party." Juh-howh Cable (4:08:45 AM): "So let me get this straight, everybody gets together for sex........ and then nobody has it." Juh-howh Cable (4:08:58 AM): He says that but it makes perfect sense to me seeing as how it's a party of girls and not dudes. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:09:29 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (4:11:14 AM): There's a really good normal CSI episode that's actually good by the way. O_O Juh-howh Cable (4:11:28 AM): Where they arrest this dude because he has blood on him and a bag of money. Juh-howh Cable (4:11:35 AM): And he seems pretty freaked out. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:11:45 AM): And his lawyer is like YOU CAN'T HOLD HIM YOU GOT NOTHIN Juh-howh Cable (4:11:57 AM): And he is right, they have to let him go and he's like CAN WE GO ALREADY? ~_______~ Juh-howh Cable (4:12:43 AM): So he leaves his sunglasses in the room so Marg (who's hot as ever HEH) brings them out and a mysterious cell phone caller calls on the dude's phone in a crazy distorted voice and tells her to get in the car with him. Juh-howh Cable (4:13:08 AM): And it turns out the guy's mistress is being held for ransom and the blood is from her finger which he has in a mint tin. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:13:38 AM): So she has to go with him and she puts the finger in a glass of ice and secretly hands it the other CSI chick who's on a date in some restaurant. Juh-howh Cable (4:13:51 AM): And the rest of the CSI team is like WHAT'S WITH HER AND WHERE DID SHE GO? because they don't know about it. Juh-howh Cable (4:14:00 AM): And other crazy stuff happens. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:14:23 AM): Oh yeah they meet the ransom guy and it's a guy in a giant rabbit suit or something and he talks with the same crazy high pitched distortion like on the phone. Juh-howh Cable (4:15:16 AM): They get directions to where the hostage is and they find she's already dead in a sewer access thing or something. Juh-howh Cable (4:15:23 AM): So they're like THEY GOT AWAY WITH IT ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (4:15:46 AM): But then they use their magic science forensics to discover the truth and it's the dude's lawyer and wife teaming up or something. Juh-howh Cable (4:15:56 AM): The end. :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:16:15 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (4:16:26 AM): http://www.tv.com/csi/the-finger/episode/113694/summary.html Juh-howh Cable (4:19:54 AM): http://www.tv.com/csi/stalker/episode/130885/summary.html Juh-howh Cable (4:20:03 AM): This was a good one too because it was kind of funny (and stupid). Juh-howh Cable (4:20:15 AM): It turns out the killer is totally in love with the Nick Stokes CSI dude. :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:20:25 AM): hahahaha yes Mooranduh the talking person (4:20:28 AM): I remember that one Juh-howh Cable (4:20:30 AM): ^_^ Mooranduh the talking person (4:20:38 AM): the livejournal type stalker Juh-howh Cable (4:20:38 AM): But they also had a psychic detective for some reason. :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:20:44 AM): SCIENCE! Juh-howh Cable (4:21:10 AM): Morris Pearson: Green tea....green tea! Does that mean anything to you? Right before Nigel and Morris crash through the ceiling we see Nick's carpet, which has a green letter 'T' on it. Juh-howh Cable (4:21:36 AM): The killer in this episode is a creepy psycho stalker, much like Jim Carrey in the 1996 film 'The Cable Guy'. Juh-howh Cable (4:21:43 AM): Hahahaha oh yeah the stalker was also a cable guy. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:21:58 AM): He thought that they made a real friendship because they chatted after the guy installed Nick's cable. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:22:07 AM): HE EVEN GAVE HIM SOME FREE CHANNELS MAN Juh-howh Cable (4:22:30 AM): I thought the psychic dude was sort of unrealistic though. :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:22:32 AM): hahahahah yes Juh-howh Cable (4:22:39 AM): I thought he would be like teamed up with the stalker. Juh-howh Cable (4:23:58 AM): (After blood spills out of the racoons costume when David's cutting it off) Catherine: This isn't a costume, it's a six foot condom. Mooranduh the talking person (4:24:20 AM): what? :( Juh-howh Cable (4:24:22 AM): The last note in the CSI furry episode: Juh-howh Cable (4:24:25 AM): There will be no notes about the reality of the furry community. Juh-howh Cable (4:24:33 AM): :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:24:40 AM): :( Juh-howh Cable (4:24:46 AM): The furry episode. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:25:01 AM): (After he has defined yiffing) Bud: I know what you're thinking. Catherine: You couldn't possibly. Mooranduh the talking person (4:48:00 AM): has it ever been mentioned that the bad guy sin 13th warrior are FURRIES? ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (4:48:12 AM): and antonio banderas is like "they want us to think they are bears!...." Juh-howh Cable (4:48:30 AM): Hahahaha. Juh-howh Cable (4:48:38 AM): That's true. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:48:49 AM): And the glow worm wasn't even a worm. >:( Juh-howh Cable (4:48:54 AM): It was just a line of torches. Mooranduh the talking person (4:48:59 AM): it was furries riding horses Juh-howh Cable (4:49:11 AM): Furries really are dangerous. Juh-howh Cable (4:49:24 AM): They'll yiff where they want, when they want. O_O Juh-howh Cable (4:49:35 AM): At work, in school, in public, in the middle ages. Juh-howh Cable (4:49:51 AM): If I'm not wearing the suit, I can't get yiffed. Juh-howh Cable (4:51:48 AM): If you die in the fursuit, you die for real. O_O Juh-howh Cable (4:54:27 AM): Is it me or is the Cuban guy on CSI Miami hot? Mooranduh the talking person (4:54:51 AM): he might be hot ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (4:54:58 AM): WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:o Mooranduh the talking person (4:55:27 AM): yes, horatio is the hot one :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:55:34 AM): him and speed Juh-howh Cable (4:55:37 AM): Hahaha. Juh-howh Cable (4:55:46 AM): Caruso. :( Juh-howh Cable (4:55:53 AM): THEY KILLED THE WRONG BAD ACTOR Mooranduh the talking person (4:56:07 AM): speed was LUCAS in empire records Juh-howh Cable (4:56:12 AM): :( Mooranduh the talking person (4:56:29 AM): he wore a turtle neck and gambled away the store's money tryign to make more Juh-howh Cable (4:56:40 AM): :( Here Mranduh is straddling (hot) the line of being adorable and kind of annoying. ~______________~ Juh-howh Cable (5:07:16 AM): Every time Caruso knows that milled calcium sulfate is chalk I so don't believe it. Juh-howh Cable (5:07:31 AM): William Peterson yes, David Caruso no. Mooranduh the talking person (5:07:34 AM): hahahaha :( Mooranduh the talking person (5:07:42 AM): yes :( Juh-howh Cable (5:07:50 AM): Soulmates. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (5:10:40 AM): They find a match to a used condom wrapper on this schoolteacher chick. Juh-howh Cable (5:10:50 AM): And she's like I TRY TO BE SAFE, IS THAT A CRIME? ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (5:10:57 AM): And Caruso is like no, that's not a crime............................. Juh-howh Cable (5:10:59 AM): But murder is. 8( Mooranduh the talking person (5:11:05 AM): hahaha :( Juh-howh Cable (5:11:18 AM): Oh, is murder a crime? Thanks Caruso. :( Mooranduh the talking person (5:11:43 AM): good to know :( Juh-howh Cable (5:14:04 AM): They found the murder weapon. :( Juh-howh Cable (5:14:16 AM): The teacher chick is all fidgity and she's wearing a nicotine patch. Mooranduh the talking person (5:14:25 AM): yes :( Juh-howh Cable (5:14:43 AM): So they find out the dead dude died from nicotine poisoining, BUT THEY FOUND NO ADHESIVE RESUDUE ON HIS BODY ~_~ Mooranduh the talking person (5:14:49 AM): anyway goign to sleep :( Juh-howh Cable (5:14:52 AM): So I was like, did they check his COCK? ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (5:14:56 AM): And sure enough that was it. Juh-howh Cable (5:14:59 AM): Okay good night. :( Mooranduh the talking person (5:15:06 AM): hahaha yes I remember that episode :( Juh-howh Cable (5:15:09 AM): Hot. :( Mooranduh the talking person direct connection is closed (5:15:45 AM). Juh-howh Cable (5:15:48 AM): The coroner says GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE TERM "MEMBERS ONLY" and Caruso pointlessly adds "yes it does." Mooranduh the talking person (5:15:58 AM): hahahahahaha Mooranduh the talking person (5:16:01 AM): YES IT DOES Mooranduh the talking person (5:16:16 AM): YES IT DOES, ALEXXX! Juh-howh Cable (5:16:19 AM): Hahahaha. Mooranduh the talking person (5:16:28 AM): anyway sleep :( Juh-howh Cable (5:16:30 AM): Like they didn't have a line for him at that point but Caruso INSISTED he get the last line. Juh-howh Cable (5:16:32 AM): Okay. :( Mooranduh the talking person signed off at 5:16:38 AM. |
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