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| Gil Grissom and Sara Sidle are in love!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!! by Creexul :( 06/20/2006, 6:58pm PDT | ||||
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| Juh-howh Cable (2:14:59 PM): What you got there?
Juh-howh Cable (2:15:04 PM): Oh, a big stupid doo doo head! Tewt Suh wee TAH (5:55:49 PM): big stupid doo doo head Juh-howh Cable (5:55:56 PM): :) Juh-howh Cable (5:56:05 PM): Jazz is like the New Coke. Juh-howh Cable (5:57:28 PM): It'll be around forever. Juh-howh Cable (5:57:31 PM): Heh heh heh. Tewt Suh wee TAH (5:57:35 PM): Wow Tewt Suh wee TAH (5:57:37 PM): that's a good one Juh-howh Cable (5:58:17 PM): Jazz is like Jello pudding, NO Juh-howh Cable (5:58:30 PM): Jazz is more like Kodak film no. Tewt Suh wee TAH (6:01:00 PM): yeah, man. Go man go Tewt Suh wee TAH (6:01:07 PM): FOrget it, he's rolling Juh-howh Cable (6:02:29 PM): http://drecosby.ytmnd.com/ Tewt Suh wee TAH (6:04:01 PM): this guy's impression breaks down [my emphasis -"el underscore" Jay'hawh] Juh-howh Cable (6:04:33 PM): Who's? Tewt Suh wee TAH (6:04:38 PM): whatever Juh-howh Cable (6:07:00 PM): I wonder why. Juh-howh Cable (6:08:41 PM): Some people theorize you don't recognize what shows these are from because they're on Fox and they're republicans so you don't watch it. :( Juh-howh Cable (6:09:47 PM): http://dubyasong.ytmnd.com/ Tewt Suh wee TAH (6:10:06 PM): people theorize that Tewt Suh wee TAH (6:10:08 PM): WHICH people? Juh-howh Cable (6:10:49 PM): I dunno. :( Juh-howh Cable (6:11:01 PM): No one may ever know. ~_~ Tewt Suh wee TAH (6:11:01 PM): I'm going down to the--WHAT DO *YOU* FUCKIN CARE? >:-( NT by Creexul :-( 01/13/2005, 6:30pm CST Juh-howh Cable (6:11:10 PM): Unless Gil Grissom is put on the case. Juh-howh Cable (6:11:15 PM): Hahahaha I posted that last year? Tewt Suh wee TAH (6:11:22 PM): he might do some experiments Toomstone (6:12:27 PM): and muse Toomstone (6:12:32 PM): perhaps musefully? Toomstone (6:12:37 PM): we will have to see O___O Juh-howh Cable (6:12:40 PM): O______O Juh-howh Cable (6:13:07 PM): Then give out a one liner before the rockin intro. Toomstone (6:15:04 PM): gil grissom may be a real actor Toomstone (6:15:06 PM): but he lack Toomstone (6:15:09 PM): CARUSITAS Juh-howh Cable (6:29:06 PM): So apparently Gil Grissom and Sara Sidle fell in love at the end of the recent season or something. :( Juh-howh Cable (6:29:16 PM): Which I'm sure is retarded. Juh-howh Cable (6:29:38 PM): A lot of the personal plotlines about the CSI people are usually godawful. :( Juh-howh Cable (6:30:00 PM): Maybe in a future CSI episode in an upcoming season Gil and Sara get married, then Sara cheats on Gil and he gets jealous and murders her. Juh-howh Cable (6:30:08 PM): Then he has to investigate his own case. O_O Toomstone (6:30:12 PM): O___________O Toomstone (6:30:24 PM): the csi team must go up against their greatest enemies Toomstone (6:30:27 PM): THEMSELVES Juh-howh Cable (6:30:29 PM): And is like THE EVIDENCE SEEMS TO IMPLICATE ME and then he is like I WILL BEAT MYSELF UP AND HAVE ME HELD WITHOUT CHARGES Juh-howh Cable (6:30:40 PM): The other suspects: the rest of the CSI team. Juh-howh Cable (6:30:45 PM): And they all suspect themselves. Juh-howh Cable (6:30:49 PM): MAYBE I KILLED HER? Juh-howh Cable (6:31:00 PM): WE MUST NOT PREJUDGE THOUGH, THE EVIDENCE WILL SPEAK ~_~ Toomstone (6:31:10 PM): ~____~ Juh-howh Cable (6:32:00 PM): And then Gil gets in fights with people who are like I DON'T THINK YOU DID IT and he's like DAMN IT WE CAN'T LET OUR PERSONAL FEELINGS GET IN THE WAY Juh-howh Cable (6:32:16 PM): Then they find out he did it and he's like NO WAIT!!!!!! Toomstone (6:32:21 PM): slamming himself up against the interrogation room Juh-howh Cable (6:32:22 PM): BOY DO I FEEL LIKE A HORSE'S ASS Juh-howh Cable (6:32:32 PM): And beating himself in the face with a phone book. Juh-howh Cable (6:37:38 PM): They're arresting Gil and he's like OOPS? Toomstone (6:37:40 PM): how many seasons of csi have you watched so far? Juh-howh Cable (6:37:43 PM): :( Juh-howh Cable (6:37:46 PM): I'm on season 4. Juh-howh Cable (6:37:56 PM): And some of season 1 of Miami. ~_~ Toomstone (6:38:28 PM): still can't watch miami? Juh-howh Cable (6:38:39 PM): Not as long as I have normal superior CSI. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (6:39:06 PM): CSI normal dudes seem like a better team of crime scene investigators. Toomstone (6:39:16 PM): have you tried csi ny yet? Juh-howh Cable (6:39:33 PM): CSI Miami is just David Caruso pushing his voice with his sunglasses on everywhere, and trying to talk really really intimidating to a DNA swab or hair fiber. Juh-howh Cable (6:39:36 PM): No. Juh-howh Cable (6:39:47 PM): I saw the Miami New York crossover though. :( Juh-howh Cable (6:39:55 PM): It didn't seem much better. ~_~ Toomstone (6:39:58 PM): :( Toomstone (6:40:04 PM): so there's only one decent csi show Juh-howh Cable (6:40:15 PM): Because it was Gary Sinese in washed out blue color and then David Caruso standing right next to him with a giant orange tint. Juh-howh Cable (6:40:20 PM): Apparently. :( Juh-howh Cable (6:40:48 PM): Only one of the shows seems like a show about crime scene investigators, investigating crime scenes and DNA and shit. Juh-howh Cable (6:41:07 PM): The other two are just cop shows with extra lab scenes. Toomstone (6:41:16 PM): :( Juh-howh Cable (6:41:29 PM): And in CSI Miami the coroner chick (Alexx) always talks to the bodies. Juh-howh Cable (6:41:33 PM): Always always always. Toomstone (6:41:35 PM): hahahha Juh-howh Cable (6:41:41 PM): Like YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T THINK YOU'D END UP HERE HUH SWEETIE? ~_~ Toomstone (6:41:43 PM): that's catherine from newsradio ~______~ Juh-howh Cable (6:41:47 PM): :( Toomstone (6:51:36 PM): khandi alexander :( Toomstone (6:51:41 PM): getting old sucks :( Juh-howh Cable (6:54:59 PM): Talking to corpses on a David Caruso show. :( Toomstone (6:55:12 PM): david caruso :( Juh-howh Cable (6:55:29 PM): :( Toomstone (6:56:00 PM): maybe david caruso's sunglasses will get a spinoff Juh-howh Cable (7:13:54 PM): Just floating sunglasses floating around solving crimes. Juh-howh Cable (7:14:04 PM): I'm watching this CSI episode now where there are VAMPIRES Juh-howh Cable (7:14:25 PM): And there's a COVEN of vampires and they are like MELISSA ISN'T MY NAME IT'S SUNDOWNA or something. Toomstone (7:14:31 PM): hahahah Juh-howh Cable (7:14:33 PM): The ridiculous gay world of pretending to be vampires. Toomstone (7:14:37 PM): azrael abyss :( Juh-howh Cable (7:14:51 PM): And Warrick and Marg go to a BLOOD BAR Juh-howh Cable (7:14:52 PM): Yes. :( Juh-howh Cable (7:15:19 PM): At the blood bar they talk to a guy who knew the victim and he says his name is LAZERUS CAINE. Toomstone (7:15:24 PM): hahahaha :( Juh-howh Cable (7:15:29 PM): Oh yeah and they have like clip on vampire fangs. Toomstone (7:16:23 PM): CLIP ONS Toomstone (7:16:37 PM): sighing heavily Juh-howh Cable (7:16:45 PM): Yes. Toomstone (7:16:46 PM): WHEN I'M A REAL VAMPIRE I WON'T NEED THESE Juh-howh Cable (7:17:35 PM): Yeah in the first interrogation of these hoars Marg is like ALICE YOU NEED TO ANSWER THE QUESTION Juh-howh Cable (7:17:46 PM): And one of the dumb vampire broads is like SHE ONLY ANSWERS TO LUMINASA Juh-howh Cable (7:18:01 PM): And they ask her about her friend but use her real name they're like WHO??????// Juh-howh Cable (7:18:10 PM): And Marg is like alright I have had enough of this. ~_~ Juh-howh Cable (7:18:15 PM): And beats them with phone books. Juh-howh Cable (7:18:44 PM): They drink absinthe in the blood bar. Juh-howh Cable (7:18:47 PM): BUT ISN'T THAT ILLEGAL? Toomstone (7:19:21 PM): O____O Toomstone (7:19:27 PM): i think it's just illegal to import Toomstone (7:19:32 PM): not to possess or drink Toomstone (7:19:51 PM): she should have just opened the shades Toomstone (7:19:55 PM): ARGH SUNLIGHT Toomstone (7:20:05 PM): you're human, you dumbasses Toomstone (7:20:18 PM): the murderer went insane from vitamin d deficency Juh-howh Cable (7:20:30 PM): Haha. Juh-howh Cable (7:21:23 PM): The other case is a crazy robbery where an antique Japanese sword was stolen but it was just stashed in an air duct, they dust the handle for prints and NICK STOKES, CSI ~_~ does the thing where they put the tape square on the prints and remove it to get the prints. Juh-howh Cable (7:21:38 PM): And a big chunk of wood rips off the handle of the sword when he does the tape lift. Juh-howh Cable (7:21:45 PM): And he's like UHHHHHHHHHHH.......... HOW'S OUR INSURANCE? ~________~ Toomstone (7:21:47 PM): oops? Juh-howh Cable (7:22:04 PM): But then it turns out the sword is a fake. Toomstone (7:22:15 PM): O______O Juh-howh Cable (7:23:21 PM): Greg, their crazy DNA dude confirms that absinthe is illegal in the US, banned in 1912. O_____O Juh-howh Cable (7:23:26 PM): If CSI says it, it must be true. ~_~ Toomstone (7:23:39 PM): IT MUST BE Toomstone (7:23:45 PM): i defer to csi ~_____~ Juh-howh Cable (7:23:50 PM): Unless it's wrong, then I can go onto tv.com and write it up under goofs and be like WELL CSI CLAIMED THIS BUT THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T THESE IDIOTS KNOW ANYTHING? Juh-howh Cable (7:24:07 PM): I saw a note on there about bees. Juh-howh Cable (7:24:07 PM): Wait. Juh-howh Cable (7:24:50 PM): Grissom picks up a dead bee and refers to finding "what's left of him." Anyone with a Ph.D in entomology (like Grissom) would certainly know that only FEMALE bees die after using their stingers. Juh-howh Cable (7:25:17 PM): This is in the "allusions" sections of the episode WHICH IS THE WRONG CATAGORY FOR POINTING OUT MISTAKES Juh-howh Cable (7:25:28 PM): Right above that in the "trivia" section. Juh-howh Cable (7:25:31 PM): Sara asks Warrick what they're looking for, and he replies "Nuts... specifically the kind that start with a P." but a CSI of all people surely knows that peanuts aren't nuts. They're legumes (like beans). Juh-howh Cable (7:25:38 PM): Some people just have nothing better to do. :( Juh-howh Cable (7:26:04 PM): I've seen the same for South Park episodes where people were like BUT CARTMAN DOESN'T HAVE A DAD THIS IS INCORRECT and pointing out inconsistencies in the South Park plots. :( Juh-howh Cable (7:26:09 PM): That's pretty sad. ~_~ Toomstone (7:26:18 PM): yes :( Toomstone (7:26:26 PM): they can't wait to get on the internet Toomstone (7:26:45 PM): and be like I'M SO SMART LOOK AT ME THIS SHOW IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IT OFFENDS ME PERSONALLY ~___~ Juh-howh Cable (7:42:22 PM): The worst "allusion" is like when in South Park there's a scene of Cartman trying to make a plea to city council that THE HIPPIES WILL MAKE A HIPPIE JAM FESTIVAL THE LIKES OF WHICH WE'VE NEVER SEEN and then some faggot will post on the tv.com entry being like THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A REFERENCE TO NAMELESS NUMBERHEAD ANIME SHOW #3412 WHERE CHINGCHONG KANUKO DID THE SAME THING AND ALSO THEY WERE WEARING CLOTHING THAT WAS VERY MUCH THE SAME IN MY HUMBLE CULTURED JAPANESE OPINION (DESU) Toomstone (7:43:16 PM): :( Toomstone (7:43:35 PM): it's amazing that people can be such faggots and not even realize it Juh-howh Cable (7:43:52 PM): THEY AIN'T EVEN HUMAN Toomstone (7:44:39 PM): they're under the delusion that it is somehow wurf it Juh-howh Cable (7:45:03 PM): But, on the contrary! Juh-howh Cable (7:45:06 PM): It is not. O_O Just :( |
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