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AIM log review of Everything or Nothing. by Creexul ^_^ 03/21/2006, 5:50pm PST Jhoh Cable (10:12:06 PM): I finished Everything or Nothing. Tewt (10:12:39 PM): yes Tewt (10:12:42 PM): well, congrats Jhoh Cable (10:13:56 PM): It was pretty cool. Tewt (10:33:55 PM): we saw him [Pirs Bronsan] in a store out here once Tewt (10:34:03 PM): and my mom started stalking him around the store Jhoh Cable (10:34:33 PM): :( Jhoh Cable (10:34:43 PM): A typical day for Pirs Bronsan. Jhoh Cable (10:35:37 PM): The Bond theme was playing in her head, surely. Tewt (10:36:36 PM): she was hoping he would say, "I wonder what we could do for an hour?" to her Jhoh Cable (10:39:03 PM): HOT Jhoh Cable (10:39:28 PM): And then the building explodes. Jhoh Cable (10:39:41 PM): Jumping off a 1,000 foot cliff. Tewt (10:40:38 PM): catching her in freefall Tewt (10:41:01 PM): meanwhile, the camera gets so fucked up, Bond can't tell where the enemies are and runs around in a circle like a fucking retard Jhoh Cable (10:41:14 PM): Hrhewhrhew. Jhoh Cable (10:41:17 PM): Yes. :( Jhoh Cable (10:41:29 PM): That happens like 10 or 20 times in the last mission. Jhoh Cable (10:41:48 PM): Bond runs around in a circle jamming the L1 button to autotarget, and nothing is happening. Tewt (10:41:49 PM): you don't feel like James Bond much in those situations Jhoh Cable (10:41:55 PM): Then the director films every last second of it and puts it in the movie. Tewt (10:41:57 PM): yes Jhoh Cable (10:42:00 PM): The movie where you are James Bond. Tewt (10:42:02 PM): with me, though, it worked out Jhoh Cable (10:42:03 PM): Hhrewhrehrewh. Tewt (10:42:11 PM): because one time I jammed L1 Tewt (10:42:16 PM): and I started to fucking FLY Jhoh Cable (10:42:17 PM): I didn't feel like James Bond the 50th time I slammed into the rocks free falling down that cliff. Jhoh Cable (10:42:21 PM): It stopped being awesome by that point. :( Tewt (10:42:34 PM): so I flew over the whole goddamned level and dropped down at the end and finished it Jhoh Cable (10:42:46 PM): The beginning where you rappel down the building as it's blowing up, that was pretty swee. Jhoh Cable (10:43:02 PM): EA games, buggy? Jhoh Cable (10:43:04 PM): IMAGINE THAT Tewt (10:43:02 PM): I didn't feel like James Bond when my motorcycle went about 2 billion miles an hour and I slammed into the back of a truck Jhoh Cable (10:43:13 PM): Hahahahahaha. Jhoh Cable (10:43:16 PM): And exploded. Tewt (10:43:19 PM): also, never used the invisible cloak even once Jhoh Cable (10:43:24 PM): You felt more like the end of Con Air. :( Tewt (10:43:27 PM): I never knew what the point of it was Jhoh Cable (10:43:28 PM): I didn't either. Jhoh Cable (10:43:32 PM): You can't fucking MOVE while using it. Tewt (10:43:35 PM): invisible for two seconds, then they all start shooting you Tewt (10:43:36 PM): yes Jhoh Cable (10:43:39 PM): And it only activates for like 5 seconds. Jhoh Cable (10:43:47 PM): You can move like two footsteps before you run out. Tewt (10:43:50 PM): this is a great review, make sure it gets posted Jhoh Cable (10:43:53 PM): Okay. :) Tewt (10:44:04 PM): another thing that sucked is all the driving levels Jhoh Cable (10:44:08 PM): The thing is that there are probably some cheats or upgrades you unlock to be able to use like "upgraded stealth." Jhoh Cable (10:44:17 PM): I liked the driving levels, at least if I had rockets. :( Tewt (10:44:18 PM): I kept finding batteries Tewt (10:44:29 PM): and I was like, "Thanks, but how about ammo and armor?" Jhoh Cable (10:44:31 PM): But those are only good if you accidentally find a Bond moment. Tewt (10:44:32 PM): like, things I use Jhoh Cable (10:44:35 PM): Hhrhrhr. Jhoh Cable (10:44:38 PM): Barely any armor. Tewt (10:44:49 PM): "You found an old McDonald's fry container." Jhoh Cable (10:45:01 PM): It was like playing Bloodrayne all over again, but without the totally hot vampire chick who gets so wet from feeding off of people (while shooting Nazis). Jhoh Cable (10:45:10 PM): You found a WRENCH. Jhoh Cable (10:45:14 PM): (THROWABLE) Jhoh Cable (10:45:20 PM): I can throw it! Jhoh Cable (10:45:29 PM): It tricks you into thinking that you might actually need to throw that worthless shit. Tewt (10:45:37 PM): the first time you give a Russian chick a massage, it's cool Tewt (10:45:42 PM): the 10 billionth time, not so good Tewt (10:45:54 PM): yes, picking up a wrench by accident Tewt (10:46:21 PM): another great thing was when I would switch to my automatic rifle (during "Bond time") Tewt (10:46:32 PM): but then when I start to run, it would be put away for no reaso Tewt (10:46:32 PM): n Tewt (10:46:40 PM): just in time for some asshole to shoot me in the face Jhoh Cable (10:47:33 PM): :( Jhoh Cable (10:47:37 PM): JUST IN TIME! Jhoh Cable (10:47:47 PM): Jsoh accidentally picked up a hammer or something. Jhoh Cable (10:48:06 PM): So he pushed X or whatever to chuck it, and it flew right at some dude he couldn't see and killed him. Tewt (10:49:03 PM): see, if they made that consistent, okay Tewt (10:49:15 PM): but normally you're running around with a beer bottle for 10 minutes and you don't even know it Jhoh Cable (10:49:21 PM): Hahahahah. Tewt (10:49:23 PM): I did like the way the rappelling worked Jhoh Cable (10:49:26 PM): Yes. Jhoh Cable (10:49:30 PM): They made that pretty easy to work with. Tewt (10:49:36 PM): how you would take the rifle off your back before you hit the top Tewt (10:49:45 PM): it was uncharacteristically intuitive of them Jhoh Cable (10:50:12 PM): The fight system is kind of like that. Jhoh Cable (10:50:19 PM): Where you could just randomly do some sweet ass moves. Jhoh Cable (10:50:28 PM): Like if you're close to a wall you'll slam them into the wall, and that's the end of them. Tewt (10:50:41 PM): yeah Tewt (10:50:46 PM): but I was hoping for better moves Tewt (10:50:53 PM): not just, flip them around or something Jhoh Cable (10:50:55 PM): I was close to a reception counter at the beginning of that hotel mission that sucked, where I got up behind the guy and slammed his face onto the counter. Tewt (10:50:58 PM): but yeah, it was satisfying Tewt (10:51:12 PM): good Bond moment Jhoh Cable (10:51:14 PM): Yes. Jhoh Cable (10:51:21 PM): Even though the game didn't count it as a Bond moment, I don't think. :( Jhoh Cable (10:51:31 PM): I hate how you have to keep getting the Bond moments. Jhoh Cable (10:51:41 PM): It should just say, "you got that one okay," and then you never have to get it again. Tewt (10:51:42 PM): I stopped trying to get gold finishes after I saw how lame the rewards were Jhoh Cable (10:51:53 PM): Yes. :( Tewt (10:51:53 PM): a picture of Shannon Elizabeth in sweats doing VO into a microphone Jhoh Cable (10:51:55 PM): A couple pictures. Jhoh Cable (10:52:01 PM): And then a drawing. Tewt (10:52:16 PM): then they would make you look in the shell for all the new devices you just got Tewt (10:52:24 PM): then watch a movie with John Cleese giving you the same devices Jhoh Cable (10:52:44 PM): The real rewards are in the Platinum challanges, by the way. :( Tewt (10:52:48 PM): another thing I never used once: grenade/flash grenade Tewt (10:52:56 PM): I don't even know what those are Jhoh Cable (10:52:56 PM): Yeah that was worthless. Jhoh Cable (10:53:00 PM): You can't lock on with the grenade. Jhoh Cable (10:53:04 PM): Therefore it's worthless. Tewt (10:53:13 PM): What is a platinum challenge? Jhoh Cable (10:53:15 PM): The EMP grenade comes in handy for that one annoying mission in the hotel with all the security cameras. Jhoh Cable (10:53:29 PM): While you're trying to throw an EMP grenade, there's like 5 dudes discovering you and hitting alarms. Tewt (10:53:36 PM): I think I just went crazy and killed everyone Tewt (10:53:45 PM): the only time I really used stealth was on the train for a little bit Jhoh Cable (10:53:48 PM): The platinum difficulty things are unlocked on an individual mission when you get a gold on that mission. Jhoh Cable (10:53:53 PM): And if you do the challange, it gives you a cheat. Tewt (10:53:58 PM): oh Tewt (10:54:04 PM): well, that's another thing I won't be doing Jhoh Cable (10:54:08 PM): Yes. :( Jhoh Cable (10:54:15 PM): Goldeneye ruined time trials and cheats for me. Jhoh Cable (10:54:21 PM): The whole game was time trials and cheats. Jhoh Cable (10:54:35 PM): And some where ridiculous, like 1:15 to get through a huge monster mission. Jhoh Cable (10:54:51 PM): You would have to memorize the quickest path. Jhoh Cable (10:55:02 PM): Which meant playing through the mission dozens of times. Jhoh Cable (10:55:06 PM): With absolutely no excitement in it. Jhoh Cable (10:55:15 PM): Most of it was luck, too. Jhoh Cable (10:55:41 PM): I spent months getting all of the cheats. :( Tewt (10:55:52 PM): yeah, the only time trial I liked was driving my motorcycle on to the plane Jhoh Cable (10:55:57 PM): That was cool. Tewt (10:56:01 PM): though there was no indication of why I didn't make it the first 5 times Jhoh Cable (10:56:02 PM): That's not really a time trial though. Tewt (10:56:02 PM): but then did Jhoh Cable (10:56:05 PM): That's a timed mission. Tewt (10:56:15 PM): I guess I don't know the difference Jhoh Cable (10:56:20 PM): A time trial is when it wants you to run through a whole mission, even the slow parts, on a timer. Tewt (10:56:26 PM): oh Tewt (10:56:28 PM): yeah, I never do that Jhoh Cable (10:56:38 PM): So you stand there waiting for some door to open while the seconds keep going. Jhoh Cable (10:56:57 PM): And then the game is like OKAY WAIT FOR THIS and you're like okay and it says HA HA YOU WAITED FOR IT, YOU LOSE Tewt (10:57:07 PM): I am not that interested in wringing entertainm,ent out of my game purchase Jhoh Cable (10:57:23 PM): It's the ultimate sign that the developers just couldn't think of anything better. Jhoh Cable (10:57:26 PM): It's worse than crates. Jhoh Cable (10:58:12 PM): Sorry, the developers couldn't think of anything fun! Here's some time trials instead. Jhoh Cable (10:58:42 PM): At least the normal game has fun stuff in it. :( Tewt (10:59:40 PM): yeah, it's never interested me Tewt (10:59:45 PM): I can barely finish a game as it is Jhoh Cable (11:00:14 PM): Yes. :(

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