ME wrote:

Romping through Mechwarrior 4 again this morning. Doing the usual mission sabotage, i.e. blowing up friendly dropships I'm supposed to be protecting, stepping on friendly convoys, shooting teammates. Hearing them scream out their last words before their radios are reduced to shrapnel tearing through their bodies. FOR FUN ^_^
The capper was one of the final missions, where you have to rescue your sister, and make sure to escort the ambulance carrying her to a certain nav point where she can be picked up and taken to safety.

I started by setting my lancemates on the lowest skill setting, and giving them all Shadowcats, the weakest mechs in the game (or at least one of the weakest). Fortunately, they were also some of the fastest, so I could order them to fight all the enemies for me without having to follow them around all the time. By the time they finished off all five Novacats (middle class mechs), they were heavily damaged, and when they got to the Madcat MK2s, they dropped like flies. I finished the Madcat2s off myself (THANKS FOR HELPING LANCEMATES, BYE), and the entire level was clear for me to finish escorting the ambulance to nav point zeta. Good job, let's get out of here!

Obviously, before I finished the escort, I turned around and fired a Thunderbird missile into the ambulance.

"They fired on the medevac!" cried some other mechwarrior. Not that there was any "they" around.

"Medevac, respond!" my character said to the BIG FUCKING PILE OF ASHES on the ground.

After that, I quit. There was no way I was going to top that level of screaming assfuck Mechwarrior 4 evilness. As I walked away from the computer to get some nice warmed over Taco Bell leftovers to celebrate, I discovered that I was feeling a brand new emotion!

I have dubbed it "Creexul Hilarious Guiltâ„¢." I made sure to put Creexul in there so everyone knows it couldn't have come from anyone else but me. You aren't allowed to have this emotion without written permission by me, and a grant to Creexul Co. Ltd. for about $10 or so (depending on the cost of the pizza I plan on getting by letting you use my new emotion).

If you have the emotion without paying, then I will fire a triple salvo of ERPPCs at you. AND THEN I WILL TURN ON MY JETPACK AND FLY AT WARP 9.95!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!