Jhoh Creexul wrote:

Apparently, when he took the "bitter" concept from OMM and ran with it, he forgot to stop.

OLD OMM POST wrote:


CREEXUL UNJUSTIFIED (y/t)
Windowlicker
07/24/01 11:13:57 AM

DIDCOT APPARENTLY I DUNNO wrote:


i viSiT nEWSmaX & oTHER cOMEDy siTES
aND tHERe sEEMs TO bE THis iDEA tHAt dAN rATHER
wRiTES tHE nEWS

hE'S aN AnCHoRMan RiGHT?

oR tO THE pEOpLE rEADiNG tHE aUTOcUE
aCTUaLLY wRiTE tHE nEWS iN THE USA?

ME wrote:


I don't think so. I think he came up with wearing the sweaters or
whatever he used to do.

John, you don't mind me calling you John do you?, John, how can I put this? I know, I'll put it like this: please do not post for the simple sake of demonstrating your now-complete ability to operate simple web interfaces. If you have to, and I mean 'have to' in the sense of 'if your just appendix burst you HAVE TO have them removed sometime that week', just try to add some fucking content while you do it. I don't care if you call it 'synergy', 'duality', or 'not being a dullard'. Add something. I don't know.

And old recovered acid freak once advised me (in all serious) before saying ANYTHING I should consider (1) is this reality (2) is this funny (3) if it's not funny, is it interesting.

A whole rack of 'no's is a bad sign.

After all, what did you say that was so desperately relevant to Diddy's query?

'I don't think so'

SO what? You think we care that you don't think so? Fuck bro, you don't even KNOW so. I could respect THAT, you know, having some fucking certainty. You wouldn't even have to be RIGHT, we'd all repect opinion. Any cheap Korean Starcraft addict with a split anus could come here and post 'i not no' or whatever the hell 'I am fucking clueless on this' is in Korean, you did NOT have to jump the queue.

Which leaves your post with the possible 'sweater or whatever' justfication.

So can we have a poll please, Gentlemen?

Reply with CREEXUL JUSTIFIED somewhere in the subject if the mere mention (and that's all it was) of a sweater in a Dan Rather post is hysterically funny. Or just funny. Or even slightly amusing. Smiley-enough that you felt your life was ENHANCED by reading Creexul's post.

Reply with CREEXUL UNJUSTIFIED in the subject if the 'sweater' joke needed some kind of fleshing out. Maybe with some combinations of words that cause 'amusement' or possibly even 'joy' in the otherwise empty cold-frozen black bitter hurtholes that live in place of your souls. Forget whatever it would take to fix the post -you only have to figure that out in the even of a tie breaker- all you know is as it stands Creexul's above post somehow DIMINISHED your time on Planet Earth. Alive. And connected to the web. And not fiddling with your bit to POE-linked pornograpy.

Thanks.

I think like one dude replied. Then the guy got AIDS and died and I laughed at his coffin while his mother cried.