ME wrote:

From a mail I sent to my friend, about Ragnarok Online. Technically this is turning ClansRGay into Nepchewn the Mad.

ALSO ME wrote:


I joined up and started in the area I left off at, a small forest south of the first town in the game. A lot of other people were there at both exit points, sitting around, chatting, sexual harassment, girls getting hit on, backrubs, unwanted kissing. Pretty normal, really. We wanted to leave, actually, but the exit points had disappeared, so we couldn't leave the area. There were also no monsters spawning, so we couldn't even fight the lowest level monsters for tiny little fragments of experience. The server was/is apparently kind of screwed up, and they need to fix that. We just had to sit around and talk and bitch, or leave. So most of us sat around and bitched.

Anyway, I left the sexual harassment side, which was at the south exit, and took a 30 second walk up to the north side. Some of us were bitching about the creeps at the south exit. One kooky guy "role played" (or just yelled) about rallying a force to SLAUGHTER the southerners. At first I didn't know if he was talking about the entire game world, or just the area we were stuck in. But he meant the area we were stuck in. I was all for that. The guy started giving out money to join his party (FREE MONEY). Then, he gave the order to march, and we all rushed down to the south exit area, and then role played a big slaughter. We had to SAY "*crunch kill stab*" stuff like that. Lots of chaos and battle screaming death hell. Eventually our commander, who had gathered the crowd in the first place, was MORTALLY WOUNDED! NO, FALL BACK! We ran about 15 feet to the north.

We had won, BUT AT WHAT COST? We were all yelling stuff about NO, DON'T GO! YOU'VE NEVER GIVEN UP ON ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE! YOU MUST LIVE! YOU HAVE TO FIGHT! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN OUR MEMORIES! DON'T GO TO THE LIGHT! STAY AWAY FROM THE TUNNEL, HEAD TO THE DARK! Then he gave us all some more money and left. We cried and cried, and then were pretty happy that we got a nice chunk of money. Some guy was mentioning that he was going to buy a more powerful weapon and avenge his slain commander. I put my hand on his shoulder, and said, "I know you've taken the commander's death pretty hard, but you must keep cool! We can not fight our enemy filled with rage! It will only defeat us in the end!" Just kidding. :( I know that if you're going to fight an enemy, and you're filled with rage, you'll probably win, AND THEN SOME.

Anyway, I said that all the money he was giving out was probably duped, unless he was on a high level. He probably was on a high level. Some guy was like, DON'T DIRTY HIS NAME, HE WAS OUR LEADER! And then I was screaming HEY FUCK YOU PAL! If we could PK each other, that would be funny. Of course, if we could PK each other, we'd kill each other so we could respawn in a town and get some nice stuff.

Anyway, we went back to a rock near the north exit and sat around and talked about how the character classes don't have any skills and can't gain job levels yet (job classes = just like in Final Fantasy Tactics, neat!). Then I left. Maybe I should register as a female. That would be funny. AND HOT!