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by curst 03/11/2003, 9:29am PST |
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I hope you don't need any clarification about why that is, because I'm operating on maybe two hours sleep and am finding it impossible to collect my thoughts in a comprehensible manner. I do remember that you can fucking do 360-degree throat slits like a can opener, throw sticky bombs in enemies' faces, impale suckers with a grappling hook, use the hook to latch onto a ceiling then use REAL ULTIMATE POWER to suspend yourself there like the guy in Splinter Cell then drop onto unsuspecting enemies below and jam your kendo-or-whatever-its-called blade through their skull with blood fucking gushing everywhere, and gleefully toss caltrops around with utter abandon.
I think back on all the time I wasted trying to pretend that I was a ninja in Morrowind. WHAT WAS I THINKING?! I still love that game but it simply cannot fucking compete with what I am hereby dubbing the action man's TOTALLY BADASS Thief.
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THE NEW TENCHU GAME IS TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME by curst 03/11/2003, 9:29am PST 
query by FABIO 03/11/2003, 11:27am PST
I never played it. by curst 03/11/2003, 3:03pm PST
Re: I never played it. by FABIO 03/11/2003, 6:07pm PST
Re: I never played it. by curst 03/11/2003, 6:30pm PST
Re: I never played it. by FABIO 03/11/2003, 10:27pm PST
Re: I never played it. by curst 03/13/2003, 3:51pm PST
I just haven't found the right person to play it with yet -NT NT by FABIO 03/14/2003, 3:41am PST
Somebody doesn't like Dynasty Warriors 3? by Damocles, TXD 03/14/2003, 4:01am PST
Re: Somebody doesn't like Dynasty Warriors 3? by FABIO 03/14/2003, 5:52am PST
If I bought a console Dynasty Warriors would be the reason NT by Senor Barborito 03/14/2003, 6:01am PST
Re: Somebody doesn't like Dynasty Warriors 3? by curst 03/14/2003, 9:53am PST
Re: Somebody doesn't like Dynasty Warriors 3? by curst 03/14/2003, 10:00am PST
Re: Somebody doesn't like Dynasty Warriors 3? by FABIO 03/15/2003, 3:27pm PST
Re: Somebody doesn't like Dynasty Warriors 3? by curst 03/17/2003, 2:12pm PST
DW4 changes by Damocles 03/18/2003, 12:27am PST
Re: query by ydrt 03/13/2003, 10:41am PST
360-degree throat slits? I'm sold. -NT- by Damocles, TXD 03/13/2003, 3:14am PST
How do you open doors and/or move crates? by Fussbett 03/13/2003, 4:15pm PST
Re: How do you open doors and/or move crates? by curst 03/13/2003, 5:11pm PST
Heretic II flashback by Damocles, TXD 03/13/2003, 5:34pm PST
To clarify, since this isn't completely intuitive... by curst 03/14/2003, 10:34am PST
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