Forum Overview :: Gamerasutra :: THE NEW TENCHU GAME IS TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME

[quote name="curst"]I hope you don't need any clarification about why that is, because I'm operating on maybe two hours sleep and am finding it impossible to collect my thoughts in a comprehensible manner. I do remember that you can fucking do 360-degree throat slits like a can opener, throw sticky bombs in enemies' faces, impale suckers with a grappling hook, use the hook to latch onto a ceiling then use REAL ULTIMATE POWER to suspend yourself there like the guy in Splinter Cell then drop onto unsuspecting enemies below and jam your kendo-or-whatever-its-called blade through their skull with blood fucking gushing everywhere, and gleefully toss caltrops around with utter abandon. I think back on all the time I wasted trying to pretend that I was a ninja in Morrowind. WHAT WAS I THINKING?! I still love that game but it simply cannot fucking compete with what I am hereby dubbing the action man's TOTALLY BADASS Thief. I guess I should've posted this in the cran-grape forum.[/quote]