Quétinbec wrote:

That's because it's fucking boring. Congratulations if you put up with it for fuck all money, but I grew up thinking I'd be great, and until the world forces me to settle, my lifestyle allows me to keep thinking that. I have sex, money, and spare time. What the fuck do you have that's better than that?

Of course a law degree is the key to happiness! Frame those fuckers and he's set!

I went to law school for two years. In that time, I met two laywers I'd consider happy, but they were both young and didn't know any better.

How the fuck do you know? They're only 40 something. Give them 10 years. And marriage and kids is something I take for granted.

So, a couple of guys suffer alone and I'm supposed to be impressed?

Come on! I can't even imagine feeling beneath a couple of dorks with a deposit on some shithole.

That's not all they'd have; that's just all I talk about to you.

If MM was 24, very, very handsome, and had a few million dollars behind him, maybe I'd trade places, but the rest of you fuckers - not a chance.

Losing my virginity was a big part of my decision to go overseas. There were quite a few girls who were interested in fucking me back home.

None of them were gorgeous, but I had reached the age where I was too embarrassed about my virginity to fuck any of them and everyone ended up thinking I was gay.

I became obsessed with masturbation. I was convinced the only way I could lose my virginity without embarrassing myself was with a whore, and there was no way I'd fuck a whore at home. I guess I didn't give a fuck if some Asian whore laughed at me.

I like girls like that, though. I found out that "Stabby" is 31. She's whored in Singapore, Thailand, England, and the Middle East since she was 18. Can you imagine going to those places, by yourself, to whore illegally for 13 years! It's fucking amazing. You've fucked a few black girls and now so have I, but I've never met anyone as gangster as she is, and she's Thai. She's like a robot. It's amazing. I try to figure her out. I have so much respect for her.

You're not in control of your tears - you're just in control of your boring, low stakes life

You fucking idiot. The only girl I had on my radar as a potential marriage prospect was denied entry to this country because of some political tiff 10,000km away. On top of everything else, that seemed a bit too fucking unfair. The text just set me off. The text hardly mattered.

I'm upfront about those things. If you're honest and they can see it coming, girls will tolerate almost anything.

The only relationship I didn't end was with the Gypsy. People aren't getting sick of me.

It wouldn't get to that point. They'd realize my "flaws" immediately because I'd tell them. I don't try to paint myself as some great guy. I don't want to lie to anyone.

Is bioluminescent algae that glows blue as you walk over it so that your footprints are lit up like something out of a fucking comuter game "stuff"? I've seen and done a lot of cool shit thanks to my money and position here. In America, cool stuff means LED TV's and you're right that that kind of thing gets dull. I don't live in America.