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Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 10:23pm PST
i_hate_goons.vbs wrote:

I jjust want to hear what a sad story is for a whore, ok? And I dont like goons. I'm a little sensitive to seeing their handiwork on the internet. They lost their shit because Moot spoke at ted, mind you.I'm sorry I called you goons, caltrops.


I'm sorry, mr hater, but caltrops is not some circle-jerk love-in where people are free to tell tales of piss-drinking, and anyone who dares to point and laugh are swiftly banned. If some snotty trust-fund kid shows up to SA, tells tales of unspeakable cowardice, then finishes them by accusing everyone who doesn't run to daddy to fix all their problems as sell-outs, and gets curb-stomped by the goons, then good for the goons. I know you're jerking yourself raw because you don't even have the courage to hire a prostitute, and every comment slam-dunking QB is doubly worse for you because you look up to the little puke. But if that's too much for you to handle, then I advise you to hike your skirts up to your knees and run your ass down to Qt3.



Spoiler: She's hooking to pay her tuition.
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A fuck occured by Quétinbec 02/13/2010, 10:03am PST NEW
    That would have made an awesome NT by Thief escort mission 02/13/2010, 10:46am PST NEW
    crent needs a shirt that says WANK HAPPENS. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/13/2010, 11:39am PST NEW
    Tangential but I bookmarked this thread just for you. by Noi Dau Don 02/14/2010, 4:59pm PST NEW
        Do you guys have any tips on uhhh how to NOT cry like a pregnant woman at every NT by little thing? (Hahahahahahahahaha) 02/14/2010, 7:16pm PST NEW
        I haven't cried since that beautiful text. by Quétinbec 02/15/2010, 5:31am PST NEW
            Quétinbec: King Shit of Fuck Mountain by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/15/2010, 2:34pm PST NEW
                Perfect forum title NT by Fortinbras 02/15/2010, 3:12pm PST NEW
                    If On a Winter's Night a Lecher... NT by : 02/15/2010, 6:51pm PST NEW
                Re: Quétinbec: King Shit of Fuck Mountain by Quétinbec 02/16/2010, 6:52am PST NEW
                    Re: Quétinbec: King Shit of Fuck Mountain by Bananadine 02/16/2010, 7:25am PST NEW
                    And yet no one wants to live in Bahrain and everyone wants to live in Australia NT by WHY? 02/16/2010, 9:38am PST NEW
                        What's that about Bahrain and Australia, CUNT? by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 7:24am PST NEW
                            Um, Australia beats Bahrain in every category except finances and friends by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 12:08pm PST NEW
                                or "other people looking for someone, anyone, to help to forget they're in Bahra NT by WHY? 02/17/2010, 2:50pm PST NEW
                                Lower is better. by Arbit 02/17/2010, 3:08pm PST NEW
                                    I used to get on that MM guy about his lack of careful reading skills. NT by Slow down the skimming. 02/17/2010, 3:22pm PST NEW
                                        You want careful reading? I charge a very reasonable hourly fee. NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 12:05am PST NEW
                    Call up Milton, 'cause it's time for some REAL TALK by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/16/2010, 11:26am PST NEW
                        best troll of all time by Mysterious Stranger 02/16/2010, 9:38pm PST NEW
                            So the reason I want Paris Hilton to die of AIDS is because she trolled me? NT by Mischief Maker 02/16/2010, 11:35pm PST NEW
                                Also she is a cunt. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:23am PST NEW
                            Use of "Sir" detected. Conclusion: PROBABLE GOON NT by Fortinbras 02/17/2010, 7:29am PST NEW
                                Like you? Ha ha yeah. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:31am PST NEW
                                Wow, you've cracked the case by Sir Percy Fistyworth Chumsford III 02/17/2010, 8:10am PST NEW
                                    (*airhorn*) NT by Fullofkittens 02/18/2010, 6:38pm PST NEW
                            This guy has the right idea. Can everyone stop replying to posts on Caltrops? NT by Exception: praise. 02/17/2010, 9:32am PST NEW
                        You're full of shit. by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 7:19am PST NEW
                            Re: You're full of shit. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:30am PST NEW
                                Wow, Jhoh's mortgage-free! NT by Jealous debtors 02/17/2010, 12:02pm PST NEW
                                    If we were mortgage free we would've paid a deposit. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 4:51pm PST NEW
                                        What? by Hans Clastorp 02/17/2010, 5:46pm PST NEW
                                            I guess we deposited a down payment then. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:50pm PST NEW
                                            hans, the mc hammer of caltrops :D NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:57pm PST NEW
                                                :D NT by Hans Clastorp 02/18/2010, 9:30am PST NEW
                                                    Re: :D by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 9:50am PST NEW
                                                        Haha that's hans. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/18/2010, 3:17pm PST NEW
                                I feel a lot better about myself now that I know he believes that actually NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:10pm PST NEW
                            Ha ha! You DID fall in love with Stabby! I fucking called it! NT by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 9:22am PST NEW
                            Oh, for fuck's sake by I need clarification 02/17/2010, 9:40am PST NEW
                                INC's high stakes! by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:28am PST NEW
                                    What family? NT by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 8:14pm PST NEW
                            Let's all get trolled (I mean reply) by Fussbett 02/17/2010, 11:01am PST NEW
                                Where's the rage? by Admiral Crustwallow Derbingle Jr. 02/17/2010, 11:49am PST NEW
                                Re: Let's all get trolled (I mean reply) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 4:58pm PST NEW
                                    what house did we pay only $20,000 for? by irony 02/17/2010, 5:09pm PST NEW
                                        *checks jacket* NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:10pm PST NEW
                                            who knew examining the particulars of a living situation could be so fantastical NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:36pm PST NEW
                                                The inaccurate particulars. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:42pm PST NEW
                                                    WE'RE NOT LOSERS, WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP SAYING THAT?! 8) NT by The Cable Retards 02/17/2010, 6:34pm PST NEW
                                                        Don't be bitter because you lost (and we won). 83 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 6:38pm PST NEW
                                                        I GET PISSED OFF BY RETARDS WHO TRUMP MY INTELLEGENCE WHATS THIS IRONY THING NT by crying bitch 02/17/2010, 7:03pm PST NEW
                                                            Nice subtlety jsoh NT by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUR? 02/17/2010, 7:10pm PST NEW
                                                                also we have huge nigger cocks NT by irony 02/17/2010, 7:11pm PST NEW
                                                                    Tell me more. NT by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 8:00pm PST NEW
                                                                That's what I was thinking. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:29pm PST NEW
                                                                    to be fair I think he does get it, but it isn't helping him sleep at night NT by irony 02/17/2010, 7:32pm PST NEW
                                                                        Nothing will at this point. 8( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:43pm PST NEW
                                                                    You don't have to be a genius to buy a 20k house in Detroit, but it helps! NT by ED-209 02/18/2010, 11:56pm PST NEW
                                                                        The deposit was only $20 so it was quite a bargain. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 12:23am PST NEW
                                HAHAH LET'S ALL PRETEND WE HAVEN'T BEEN CONTINUOUSLY TROLLED FOR THE PAST COUPLE by YEARS BY SAYING WE'RE BEING TROLLED 02/18/2010, 5:11pm PST NEW
                                    Ha, you got trolled so hard. Look at your replying constantly about this. NT by U MAD 02/18/2010, 7:45pm PST NEW
                                        I know right? by Mysterious Stranger 02/18/2010, 8:47pm PST NEW
                                            Re: I know right? by U MAD 02/18/2010, 9:10pm PST NEW
                                                Re: I know right? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 8:02am PST NEW
                            Re: You're full of shit. by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 11:05am PST NEW
                                Re: You're full of shit. by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:43am PST NEW
                                    Re: You're full of shit. by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 11:40am PST NEW
                                    "Economics! With this enchanted Tarot, you'll never NEED to understand finance!" NT by The Happiness Engine 02/18/2010, 3:37pm PST NEW
                            I've been trolled! by Arbit 02/17/2010, 11:50am PST NEW
                                Re: I've been trolled! by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:45am PST NEW
                                    Re: I've been trolled! by Arbit 02/19/2010, 4:54pm PST NEW
                            QB's emoretcon extravaganza by up with pod people 02/17/2010, 12:03pm PST NEW
                                Re: QB's emoretcon extravaganza by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:49am PST NEW
                            HGB and QB star in: Okane Ga Nai (No Money) by Noi Dau Don 02/17/2010, 5:50pm PST NEW
                                I have a conversation with a beautiful live human female about this. by Noi Dau Don 02/17/2010, 6:26pm PST NEW
                                    oh yea so did I, if by "this" you mean something somewhat unrelatred by irony 02/17/2010, 7:25pm PST NEW
                                a page 404'd :( NT by Worm 02/17/2010, 9:13pm PST NEW
                                    Missing page reup by Noi Dau Don 02/18/2010, 2:05pm PST NEW
                                That was hilarious, Zseni. NT by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:52am PST NEW
                                    Thanks QB! Your ukefacing is deeply inspiring to me. NT by Noi Dau Don 02/18/2010, 2:17pm PST NEW
                            NO U by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/18/2010, 11:50am PST NEW
                                Re: NO U by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 6:51am PST NEW
                                QB has lots of secret private messages to be proud of NT by Tom Chick 02/19/2010, 8:38am PST NEW
                            I once genetically engineered bioluminescent E-Coli as a lab project. by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 12:14pm PST NEW
                                Hahahahaha NT by Entropy Stew 02/19/2010, 12:16am PST NEW
                                Re: I once genetically engineered bioluminescent E-Coli as a lab project. by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 6:59am PST NEW
                        I think these adventures are a little romantic. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/17/2010, 8:51pm PST NEW
                            I think I meant "accomplished" goon. Not acclimated. I just work here. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/17/2010, 8:53pm PST NEW
                            Re: I think these adventures are a little romantic. by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:47am PST NEW
                                Except when they get on the airwaves, newspapers, internet, etc. NT by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 11:34am PST NEW
            it falls to me to inform you that the 'beautiful text' was actually sad, banal by up with pod people 02/15/2010, 6:53pm PST NEW
                Re: it falls to me to inform you that the 'beautiful text' was actually sad, ban by Quétinbec 02/16/2010, 6:55am PST NEW
                    Do you actually play video games? NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/16/2010, 11:37am PST NEW
                        Sure he does! He played that Need for Speed where you get text messages from a by beautiful but deadly Chinese girl! 02/16/2010, 4:53pm PST NEW
    Re: A fuck occured by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 8:02pm PST NEW
        Hey, QB! We found someone who wants to trade places with you. NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 8:15pm PST NEW
        Don't kid yourself. QB's posts have all the core elements of a Goon story. by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 8:19pm PST NEW
            fuck you, goon by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:12am PST NEW
                Sounds like it's time for Fortinbras NT by to raise the stakes B) 02/19/2010, 6:12am PST NEW
        Lookit these FUCKEN GOONS by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 8:26pm PST NEW
            Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 9:40pm PST NEW
                Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 9:52pm PST NEW
                    Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 10:23pm PST NEW
                        Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:04am PST NEW
                            Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:10am PST NEW
                                Ping pong with whores? OH, THE DECADENCE by Entropy Stew 02/19/2010, 12:28am PST NEW
                                    Is it time to have a thread about serious shit that we're morally neutral about? by Noi Dau Don 02/19/2010, 1:49am PST NEW
                            Wrong. by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 9:20am PST NEW
        This guy didn't get trolled. Let's all praise him. NT by Troll assessor 02/18/2010, 9:01pm PST NEW
        Re: A fuck occured by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 7:09am PST NEW
            Re: A fuck occured by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 8:33am PST NEW
            Hey QB! by Gutsby 02/19/2010, 9:41am PST NEW
 
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