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Re: You're full of shit. by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 11:05am PST
Quétinbec wrote:

I went to law school for two years. In that time, I met two laywers I'd consider happy, but they were both young and didn't know any better.


If law school tuition is anywhere near as expensive in NZ as it is in the US, then a hearty FUCK YOU on behalf of your father for not knuckling down that one last fucking year and getting the goddamn degree. It's a flexible degree and a law school graduate with a 2.0 GPA has more to show for his investment than you. And if oooooh, you didn't want to go to law school and it was your father's idea and boo-hoo, then you should have had the balls to say, "put down the pen and tear up the check, dad, because I don't want to go to law school and that's final!"

MSNBC wrote:

Elizabeth Paige Laurie’s name was on a sports arena when a former University of Southern California roommate alleged the Wal-Mart heiress paid her $20,000 to do her homework. Now it isn’t even on a USC diploma.

Laurie, the granddaughter of Wal-Mart co-founder Bud Walton, has returned her degree, nearly a year after Elena Martinez told ABC’s “20/20” that she had written term papers and done assignments for Laurie for 3½ years.

[...]

At the time of the “20/20” broadcast, Martinez said she dropped out of USC because she couldn’t afford the tuition. She said she learned a great deal by doing Laurie’s class work.


Well I'm beginning to see where this failure fetish of yours came from. Whether it was your dad's idea or something you came up with yourself, you were charged with being the sibling who isn't insane/a fuck-up and you ended up in school for a job you didn't want. Too much of a pussy to turn law school down, you bottled up your resentment and fought back in self-destructive ways.

Oopsie, I dropped out of law school, guess I won't be your perfect little lawyer heir, will I dad? Oopsie, I'm balls-deep in the cheapest skankiest whores I can find and documenting it on the internet for all to see, guess the professional reputation you wanted me to have is shot, dad! Oopsie, I'm having unprotected sex with Irene Wong and likely got her knocked up, guess I won't be marrying into a respectable family like you wanted, dad!

I mean sure, every once in a while you're aware that you'll regret this self-destructive behavior some day and die miserable and alone, but jumping into shady cabs in the third world is the most excitement you've ever experienced in your cowardly sheltered tourist life. So even when your dad has resigned himself that you'll never be any more than a part-time ESL teacher, and at least you're making decent money off it, you've STILL got to fuck up this job he got for you.

Oopsie, someone from work spotted me with a whore, maybe this'll get me fired. Oopsie, all my roommates know I'm bringing a steady string of whores into their living space, maybe they'll kick me out of the lease. Oopsie, the building super found out I've been housing prostitutes in my apartment for a week, maybe this'll get me deported. Hehehe! How positively thrilling!

I mean, you do realize how full of shit you are for calling people who working steady jobs 5 days a week sellouts, but gazing in awe at a woman who has been getting fucked by men she find repulsive and wants to kill (including you) for 13 years as "gangsta," you silly cracker!
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    That would have made an awesome NT by Thief escort mission 02/13/2010, 10:46am PST NEW
    crent needs a shirt that says WANK HAPPENS. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/13/2010, 11:39am PST NEW
    Tangential but I bookmarked this thread just for you. by Noi Dau Don 02/14/2010, 4:59pm PST NEW
        Do you guys have any tips on uhhh how to NOT cry like a pregnant woman at every NT by little thing? (Hahahahahahahahaha) 02/14/2010, 7:16pm PST NEW
        I haven't cried since that beautiful text. by Quétinbec 02/15/2010, 5:31am PST NEW
            Quétinbec: King Shit of Fuck Mountain by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/15/2010, 2:34pm PST NEW
                Perfect forum title NT by Fortinbras 02/15/2010, 3:12pm PST NEW
                    If On a Winter's Night a Lecher... NT by : 02/15/2010, 6:51pm PST NEW
                Re: Quétinbec: King Shit of Fuck Mountain by Quétinbec 02/16/2010, 6:52am PST NEW
                    Re: Quétinbec: King Shit of Fuck Mountain by Bananadine 02/16/2010, 7:25am PST NEW
                    And yet no one wants to live in Bahrain and everyone wants to live in Australia NT by WHY? 02/16/2010, 9:38am PST NEW
                        What's that about Bahrain and Australia, CUNT? by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 7:24am PST NEW
                            Um, Australia beats Bahrain in every category except finances and friends by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 12:08pm PST NEW
                                or "other people looking for someone, anyone, to help to forget they're in Bahra NT by WHY? 02/17/2010, 2:50pm PST NEW
                                Lower is better. by Arbit 02/17/2010, 3:08pm PST NEW
                                    I used to get on that MM guy about his lack of careful reading skills. NT by Slow down the skimming. 02/17/2010, 3:22pm PST NEW
                                        You want careful reading? I charge a very reasonable hourly fee. NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 12:05am PST NEW
                    Call up Milton, 'cause it's time for some REAL TALK by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/16/2010, 11:26am PST NEW
                        best troll of all time by Mysterious Stranger 02/16/2010, 9:38pm PST NEW
                            So the reason I want Paris Hilton to die of AIDS is because she trolled me? NT by Mischief Maker 02/16/2010, 11:35pm PST NEW
                                Also she is a cunt. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:23am PST NEW
                            Use of "Sir" detected. Conclusion: PROBABLE GOON NT by Fortinbras 02/17/2010, 7:29am PST NEW
                                Like you? Ha ha yeah. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:31am PST NEW
                                Wow, you've cracked the case by Sir Percy Fistyworth Chumsford III 02/17/2010, 8:10am PST NEW
                                    (*airhorn*) NT by Fullofkittens 02/18/2010, 6:38pm PST NEW
                            This guy has the right idea. Can everyone stop replying to posts on Caltrops? NT by Exception: praise. 02/17/2010, 9:32am PST NEW
                        You're full of shit. by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 7:19am PST NEW
                            Re: You're full of shit. by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:30am PST NEW
                                Wow, Jhoh's mortgage-free! NT by Jealous debtors 02/17/2010, 12:02pm PST NEW
                                    If we were mortgage free we would've paid a deposit. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 4:51pm PST NEW
                                        What? by Hans Clastorp 02/17/2010, 5:46pm PST NEW
                                            I guess we deposited a down payment then. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:50pm PST NEW
                                            hans, the mc hammer of caltrops :D NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:57pm PST NEW
                                                :D NT by Hans Clastorp 02/18/2010, 9:30am PST NEW
                                                    Re: :D by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 9:50am PST NEW
                                                        Haha that's hans. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/18/2010, 3:17pm PST NEW
                                I feel a lot better about myself now that I know he believes that actually NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:10pm PST NEW
                            Ha ha! You DID fall in love with Stabby! I fucking called it! NT by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 9:22am PST NEW
                            Oh, for fuck's sake by I need clarification 02/17/2010, 9:40am PST NEW
                                INC's high stakes! by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:28am PST NEW
                                    What family? NT by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 8:14pm PST NEW
                            Let's all get trolled (I mean reply) by Fussbett 02/17/2010, 11:01am PST NEW
                                Where's the rage? by Admiral Crustwallow Derbingle Jr. 02/17/2010, 11:49am PST NEW
                                Re: Let's all get trolled (I mean reply) by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 4:58pm PST NEW
                                    what house did we pay only $20,000 for? by irony 02/17/2010, 5:09pm PST NEW
                                        *checks jacket* NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:10pm PST NEW
                                            who knew examining the particulars of a living situation could be so fantastical NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:36pm PST NEW
                                                The inaccurate particulars. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:42pm PST NEW
                                                    WE'RE NOT LOSERS, WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP SAYING THAT?! 8) NT by The Cable Retards 02/17/2010, 6:34pm PST NEW
                                                        Don't be bitter because you lost (and we won). 83 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 6:38pm PST NEW
                                                        I GET PISSED OFF BY RETARDS WHO TRUMP MY INTELLEGENCE WHATS THIS IRONY THING NT by crying bitch 02/17/2010, 7:03pm PST NEW
                                                            Nice subtlety jsoh NT by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUR? 02/17/2010, 7:10pm PST NEW
                                                                also we have huge nigger cocks NT by irony 02/17/2010, 7:11pm PST NEW
                                                                    Tell me more. NT by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 8:00pm PST NEW
                                                                That's what I was thinking. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:29pm PST NEW
                                                                    to be fair I think he does get it, but it isn't helping him sleep at night NT by irony 02/17/2010, 7:32pm PST NEW
                                                                        Nothing will at this point. 8( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:43pm PST NEW
                                                                    You don't have to be a genius to buy a 20k house in Detroit, but it helps! NT by ED-209 02/18/2010, 11:56pm PST NEW
                                                                        The deposit was only $20 so it was quite a bargain. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 12:23am PST NEW
                                HAHAH LET'S ALL PRETEND WE HAVEN'T BEEN CONTINUOUSLY TROLLED FOR THE PAST COUPLE by YEARS BY SAYING WE'RE BEING TROLLED 02/18/2010, 5:11pm PST NEW
                                    Ha, you got trolled so hard. Look at your replying constantly about this. NT by U MAD 02/18/2010, 7:45pm PST NEW
                                        I know right? by Mysterious Stranger 02/18/2010, 8:47pm PST NEW
                                            Re: I know right? by U MAD 02/18/2010, 9:10pm PST NEW
                                                Re: I know right? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 8:02am PST NEW
                            Re: You're full of shit. by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 11:05am PST NEW
                                Re: You're full of shit. by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:43am PST NEW
                                    Re: You're full of shit. by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 11:40am PST NEW
                                    "Economics! With this enchanted Tarot, you'll never NEED to understand finance!" NT by The Happiness Engine 02/18/2010, 3:37pm PST NEW
                            I've been trolled! by Arbit 02/17/2010, 11:50am PST NEW
                                Re: I've been trolled! by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:45am PST NEW
                                    Re: I've been trolled! by Arbit 02/19/2010, 4:54pm PST NEW
                            QB's emoretcon extravaganza by up with pod people 02/17/2010, 12:03pm PST NEW
                                Re: QB's emoretcon extravaganza by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:49am PST NEW
                            HGB and QB star in: Okane Ga Nai (No Money) by Noi Dau Don 02/17/2010, 5:50pm PST NEW
                                I have a conversation with a beautiful live human female about this. by Noi Dau Don 02/17/2010, 6:26pm PST NEW
                                    oh yea so did I, if by "this" you mean something somewhat unrelatred by irony 02/17/2010, 7:25pm PST NEW
                                a page 404'd :( NT by Worm 02/17/2010, 9:13pm PST NEW
                                    Missing page reup by Noi Dau Don 02/18/2010, 2:05pm PST NEW
                                That was hilarious, Zseni. NT by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:52am PST NEW
                                    Thanks QB! Your ukefacing is deeply inspiring to me. NT by Noi Dau Don 02/18/2010, 2:17pm PST NEW
                            NO U by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/18/2010, 11:50am PST NEW
                                Re: NO U by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 6:51am PST NEW
                                QB has lots of secret private messages to be proud of NT by Tom Chick 02/19/2010, 8:38am PST NEW
                            I once genetically engineered bioluminescent E-Coli as a lab project. by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 12:14pm PST NEW
                                Hahahahaha NT by Entropy Stew 02/19/2010, 12:16am PST NEW
                                Re: I once genetically engineered bioluminescent E-Coli as a lab project. by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 6:59am PST NEW
                        I think these adventures are a little romantic. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/17/2010, 8:51pm PST NEW
                            I think I meant "accomplished" goon. Not acclimated. I just work here. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/17/2010, 8:53pm PST NEW
                            Re: I think these adventures are a little romantic. by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:47am PST NEW
                                Except when they get on the airwaves, newspapers, internet, etc. NT by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 11:34am PST NEW
            it falls to me to inform you that the 'beautiful text' was actually sad, banal by up with pod people 02/15/2010, 6:53pm PST NEW
                Re: it falls to me to inform you that the 'beautiful text' was actually sad, ban by Quétinbec 02/16/2010, 6:55am PST NEW
                    Do you actually play video games? NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/16/2010, 11:37am PST NEW
                        Sure he does! He played that Need for Speed where you get text messages from a by beautiful but deadly Chinese girl! 02/16/2010, 4:53pm PST NEW
    Re: A fuck occured by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 8:02pm PST NEW
        Hey, QB! We found someone who wants to trade places with you. NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 8:15pm PST NEW
        Don't kid yourself. QB's posts have all the core elements of a Goon story. by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 8:19pm PST NEW
            fuck you, goon by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:12am PST NEW
                Sounds like it's time for Fortinbras NT by to raise the stakes B) 02/19/2010, 6:12am PST NEW
        Lookit these FUCKEN GOONS by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 8:26pm PST NEW
            Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 9:40pm PST NEW
                Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 9:52pm PST NEW
                    Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 10:23pm PST NEW
                        Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:04am PST NEW
                            Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:10am PST NEW
                                Ping pong with whores? OH, THE DECADENCE by Entropy Stew 02/19/2010, 12:28am PST NEW
                                    Is it time to have a thread about serious shit that we're morally neutral about? by Noi Dau Don 02/19/2010, 1:49am PST NEW
                            Wrong. by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 9:20am PST NEW
        This guy didn't get trolled. Let's all praise him. NT by Troll assessor 02/18/2010, 9:01pm PST NEW
        Re: A fuck occured by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 7:09am PST NEW
            Re: A fuck occured by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 8:33am PST NEW
            Hey QB! by Gutsby 02/19/2010, 9:41am PST NEW
 
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