Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="Mischief Maker"][quote name="Quétinbec"]I went to law school for two years. In that time, I met two laywers I'd consider happy, but they were both young and didn't know any better.[/quote] If law school tuition is anywhere near as expensive in NZ as it is in the US, then a hearty FUCK YOU on behalf of your father for not knuckling down that one last fucking year and getting the goddamn degree. It's a flexible degree and a law school graduate with a 2.0 GPA has more to show for his investment than you. And if oooooh, you didn't want to go to law school and it was your father's idea and boo-hoo, then you should have had the balls to say, "put down the pen and tear up the check, dad, because I don't want to go to law school and that's final!" [quote name="<A HREF="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9757284/">MSNBC</A>"]Elizabeth Paige Laurie’s name was on a sports arena when a former University of Southern California roommate alleged the Wal-Mart heiress paid her $20,000 to do her homework. Now it isn’t even on a USC diploma. Laurie, the granddaughter of Wal-Mart co-founder Bud Walton, has returned her degree, nearly a year after Elena Martinez told ABC’s “20/20” that she had written term papers and done assignments for Laurie for 3½ years. [...] At the time of the “20/20” broadcast, Martinez said she dropped out of USC because she couldn’t afford the tuition. She said she learned a great deal by doing Laurie’s class work.[/quote] Well I'm beginning to see where this failure fetish of yours came from. Whether it was your dad's idea or something you came up with yourself, you were charged with being the sibling who isn't insane/a fuck-up and you ended up in school for a job you didn't want. Too much of a pussy to turn law school down, you bottled up your resentment and fought back in self-destructive ways. Oopsie, I dropped out of law school, guess I won't be your perfect little lawyer heir, will I dad? Oopsie, I'm balls-deep in the cheapest skankiest whores I can find and documenting it on the internet for all to see, guess the professional reputation you wanted me to have is shot, dad! Oopsie, I'm having unprotected sex with Irene Wong and likely got her knocked up, guess I won't be marrying into a respectable family like you wanted, dad! I mean sure, every once in a while you're aware that you'll regret this self-destructive behavior some day and die miserable and alone, but jumping into shady cabs in the third world is the most excitement you've ever experienced in your cowardly sheltered tourist life. So even when your dad has resigned himself that you'll never be any more than a part-time ESL teacher, and at least you're making decent money off it, you've STILL got to fuck up this job he got for you. Oopsie, someone from work spotted me with a whore, maybe this'll get me fired. Oopsie, all my roommates know I'm bringing a steady string of whores into their living space, maybe they'll kick me out of the lease. Oopsie, the building super found out I've been housing prostitutes in my apartment for a week, maybe this'll get me deported. Hehehe! How positively thrilling! I mean, you do realize how full of shit you are for calling people who working steady jobs 5 days a week sellouts, but gazing in awe at a woman who has been getting fucked by men she find repulsive and wants to kill (including you) for 13 years as "gangsta," you silly cracker![/quote]