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(3:29:55 PM) Jso: I don't know why you died, cassie. I don't know why and I don't know how, I never even met you before tonight. but you were a friend and more when I needed one. and when I find out who did it, it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. it'll be loud and nasty. my kinda kill.
(3:39:06 PM) the other, sane cassie: Nice.
(3:39:10 PM) the other, sane cassie: What's that from?
(3:39:30 PM) Jso: :D
(3:39:36 PM) Jso: you don't remember sin city?
(3:40:04 PM) Jso: no, I just decided to say that when I hear that you were killed
(3:41:10 PM) the other, sane cassie: I didn't see it.
(3:41:34 PM) Jso: did you at least see the dark knight yet
(3:41:43 PM) Jso: it made a billion dollars so, you must have by now
(3:43:17 PM) Jso: hey did you watch super awesome american movie yet?
(3:43:50 PM) Jso: or at the very least, did you watch terrible shitpile weeaboo imported violent porn cartoon yet?
(3:44:29 PM) Jso: OH YOU DID? :D
(3:44:32 PM) Jso: :(
(3:44:52 PM) the other, sane cassie: No, I don't see Disney movies.
(3:46:16 PM) Jso: disney makes anime now?
(3:47:34 PM) the other, sane cassie: They remade Kimba: The White Lion, at least.
(3:49:05 PM) Jso: yes they made it into the lion king, which is the worst disney movie of the 90s
(3:49:07 PM) Jso: :(
(3:49:20 PM) Jso: do you know what my favorite animu movie is?
(3:49:27 PM) Jso: maybe I have told you about it before
(3:49:37 PM) Jso: it is about a very brave and heroic redheaded girl
(3:49:48 PM) Jso: who is an android or something
(3:50:00 PM) Jso: and she uses the power of love to combat evil demons or some shit
(3:50:19 PM) Jso: and there is a very m night shamanlanmnan tweest at the end
(3:50:25 PM) Jso: it's great
(3:51:36 PM) the other, sane cassie: Key?
(3:51:57 PM) Jso: wot
(3:52:44 PM) the other, sane cassie: Key: The Metal Idol?
(3:52:51 PM) Jso: never heard of it
(3:52:58 PM) Jso: what the hell does that even mean?
(3:57:38 PM) the other, sane cassie: Her name is Key. She thinks she's an android (gynoid, technically), hence "metal". She wants to become a pop star (idol).
(3:58:02 PM) Jso: gynoid.... so that's a female android
(3:29:59 PM) Jso: did you hear about the new miss england, who is in the armed forces?
(3:30:00 PM) Jso: http://www.operatorchan.org/n/src/n29500_cplhodge.jpg
(3:30:14 PM) Jso: hey cassie you're a human female, how come you don't have a body like that?
(3:32:40 PM) the other, sane cassie: I'm not THAT pale,forone.
(3:32:56 PM) Jso: she's pale?
(3:33:01 PM) Jso: looks fine to me
(3:33:20 PM) Jso: damn, now thats fine
(3:33:22 PM) Jso: she's fine
(3:33:50 PM) Jso: yea thats a pretty normal skin tone
(3:34:13 PM) Jso: unless you are saying you are african american
(3:36:26 PM) the other, sane cassie: "Fair" is a fancy way of saying pale.
(3:36:47 PM) Jso: so, its a good thing
(3:37:10 PM) Jso: because fairness is something we all hope for
(3:39:40 PM) Jso: she also has a few other features we might hope for as well
(3:39:47 PM) Jso: like say perhaps um
(3:40:17 PM) Jso: I think she won a medal for disarming a terrorist in combat
(3:40:24 PM) Jso: I'd say she is quite disarming
(3:40:34 PM) Jso: try not to be too jealous of her
(3:41:29 PM) the other, sane cassie: No fear. I'm not.
(3:41:42 PM) Jso: thats good
(3:41:47 PM) the other, sane cassie: She's not my type, either.
(3:41:49 PM) Jso: you would drive yourself nuts otherwise
(3:41:55 PM) Jso: what is your "type"?
(3:44:52 PM) the other, sane cassie: Actually, it's very broad, but she doesn't fit it.
(3:45:04 PM) the other, sane cassie: For one thing I'm not a fan of wavy or extremely dark hair.
(3:48:01 PM) Jso: whats wrong with that kind of hair?
(3:48:09 PM) Jso: her hair looks nice to me
(3:48:23 PM) Jso: were you raped by a woman with wavy and dark hair? (hot?)
(3:49:03 PM) Jso: you guys are putting the pussy on a pedestal,
don't put the pussy on a pedestal
(3:49:11 PM) Jso: good advice, I guess :(
(3:49:23 PM) Jso: you are SO jealous
(3:49:40 PM) Jso: jealous jealous
(3:49:47 PM) Jso: but that's ok
(3:49:57 PM) Jso: it's totally natural
(3:50:01 PM) Jso: a totally natural reaction
(3:50:05 PM) Jso: she is a hero
(3:50:13 PM) Jso: also: she's got some nice cans there
(3:50:38 PM) Jso: and cute face and wide child burfing hips etc
(3:51:17 PM) Jso: so about this woman who may have had improper relations with you (raep) did she have a metal robot claw?
(3:51:32 PM) Jso: or two
(3:54:07 PM) the other, sane cassie: It looks nice but I don't find it attactive.
(3:54:24 PM) the other, sane cassie: And she's wearing a push-up bra.
(3:54:39 PM) Jso: it looks good
(3:54:54 PM) Jso: all chicks should be forced to wear one
(3:55:07 PM) the other, sane cassie: No, no.
(3:55:23 PM) Jso: :D
(3:55:40 PM) Jso: I am going to get a law passed that says that
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(4:05:41 PM) Jso: I'd let her sneak into my camp and slit my throat if yano what I mean
(4:05:43 PM) Jso: no wait
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(9:00:20 PM) Jso: cassie, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy engineering or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on
(9:04:31 PM) Jso: you came back
(9:05:02 PM) the other, sane cassie: Lies.
(9:05:23 PM) Jso: I watched bae again
(9:05:35 PM) Jso: Im surprised, you would think there would have been more than 3 episodes
(9:05:51 PM) the other, sane cassie: Yes.
(9:06:19 PM) Jso: considering the artistry involved
(9:27:21 PM) Jso: "The sex scenes between Sayuka and playboy Kyohei are particularly bland, which is sad since they’re supposed to be the main couple."
(9:27:30 PM) Jso: oh, do you like bland sex?
(9:27:35 PM) Jso: oh
(9:46:37 PM) the other, sane cassie: I don't mind it.
(9:48:15 PM) Jso: you seem to prefer it :(
(9:48:18 PM) Jso: :(
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(9:49:36 PM) the other, sane cassie: I don't watch for plot, in case you haven't gathered.
(9:50:03 PM) Jso: or for porn?
(9:50:12 PM) Jso: I mean you say you never watched the rest of it
(9:50:18 PM) Jso: so really, you watched the most boring part
(9:50:30 PM) Jso: you didn't even watch the part with the tentacle octopus?
(9:50:40 PM) the other, sane cassie: I avoided it.
(9:51:31 PM) Jso: why
(9:53:12 PM) Jso: WHY????????????
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(3:45:37 PM) Jso: so, did you ever play crysis?
(3:46:03 PM) the other, sane cassie: A little.
(3:46:17 PM) Jso: what does that mean
(3:46:22 PM) Jso: you beat it on normal?
(3:46:37 PM) Jso: we recently bought warhead on steam
(3:46:41 PM) Jso: there was a steam sale
(3:49:40 PM) Jso: I didnt play it yet of course
(3:49:55 PM) Jso: because there has been other stuff begging for my attention
(3:55:38 PM) the other, sane cassie: I played multiplayer.
(3:55:48 PM) Jso: why
(3:56:01 PM) Jso: crysis has multiplayer?
she doesn't talk much and I don't really see her on aim much |
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What's that about Bahrain and Australia, CUNT? by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 7:24am PST
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Lower is better. by Arbit 02/17/2010, 3:08pm PST
I used to get on that MM guy about his lack of careful reading skills. NT by Slow down the skimming. 02/17/2010, 3:22pm PST
You want careful reading? I charge a very reasonable hourly fee. NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 12:05am PST
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So the reason I want Paris Hilton to die of AIDS is because she trolled me? NT by Mischief Maker 02/16/2010, 11:35pm PST
Also she is a cunt. ^_^ NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:23am PST
Use of "Sir" detected. Conclusion: PROBABLE GOON NT by Fortinbras 02/17/2010, 7:29am PST
Like you? Ha ha yeah. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:31am PST
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(*airhorn*) NT by Fullofkittens 02/18/2010, 6:38pm PST
This guy has the right idea. Can everyone stop replying to posts on Caltrops? NT by Exception: praise. 02/17/2010, 9:32am PST
You're full of shit. by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 7:19am PST
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Wow, Jhoh's mortgage-free! NT by Jealous debtors 02/17/2010, 12:02pm PST
If we were mortgage free we would've paid a deposit. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 4:51pm PST
What? by Hans Clastorp 02/17/2010, 5:46pm PST
I guess we deposited a down payment then. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:50pm PST
hans, the mc hammer of caltrops :D NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:57pm PST
:D NT by Hans Clastorp 02/18/2010, 9:30am PST
Re: :D by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 9:50am PST
Haha that's hans. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/18/2010, 3:17pm PST
I feel a lot better about myself now that I know he believes that actually NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:10pm PST
Ha ha! You DID fall in love with Stabby! I fucking called it! NT by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 9:22am PST
Oh, for fuck's sake by I need clarification 02/17/2010, 9:40am PST
INC's high stakes! by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:28am PST
What family? NT by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 8:14pm PST
Let's all get trolled (I mean reply) by Fussbett 02/17/2010, 11:01am PST
Where's the rage? by Admiral Crustwallow Derbingle Jr. 02/17/2010, 11:49am PST
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what house did we pay only $20,000 for? by irony 02/17/2010, 5:09pm PST
*checks jacket* NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:10pm PST
who knew examining the particulars of a living situation could be so fantastical NT by irony 02/17/2010, 5:36pm PST
The inaccurate particulars. 8) NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 5:42pm PST
WE'RE NOT LOSERS, WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP SAYING THAT?! 8) NT by The Cable Retards 02/17/2010, 6:34pm PST
Don't be bitter because you lost (and we won). 83 NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 6:38pm PST
I GET PISSED OFF BY RETARDS WHO TRUMP MY INTELLEGENCE WHATS THIS IRONY THING NT by crying bitch 02/17/2010, 7:03pm PST
Nice subtlety jsoh NT by HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUR? 02/17/2010, 7:10pm PST
also we have huge nigger cocks NT by irony 02/17/2010, 7:11pm PST
Tell me more. NT by Quétinbec 02/17/2010, 8:00pm PST
That's what I was thinking. :( by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:29pm PST
to be fair I think he does get it, but it isn't helping him sleep at night NT by irony 02/17/2010, 7:32pm PST
Nothing will at this point. 8( NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/17/2010, 7:43pm PST
You don't have to be a genius to buy a 20k house in Detroit, but it helps! NT by ED-209 02/18/2010, 11:56pm PST
The deposit was only $20 so it was quite a bargain. NT by Jhoh Creexul (custom software) 02/19/2010, 12:23am PST
HAHAH LET'S ALL PRETEND WE HAVEN'T BEEN CONTINUOUSLY TROLLED FOR THE PAST COUPLE by YEARS BY SAYING WE'RE BEING TROLLED 02/18/2010, 5:11pm PST
Ha, you got trolled so hard. Look at your replying constantly about this. NT by U MAD 02/18/2010, 7:45pm PST
I know right? by Mysterious Stranger 02/18/2010, 8:47pm PST
Re: I know right? by U MAD 02/18/2010, 9:10pm PST
Re: I know right? by Mysterious Stranger 02/19/2010, 8:02am PST
Re: You're full of shit. by Mischief Maker 02/17/2010, 11:05am PST
Re: You're full of shit. by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:43am PST
Re: You're full of shit. by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 11:40am PST
"Economics! With this enchanted Tarot, you'll never NEED to understand finance!" NT by The Happiness Engine 02/18/2010, 3:37pm PST
I've been trolled! by Arbit 02/17/2010, 11:50am PST
Re: I've been trolled! by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:45am PST
Re: I've been trolled! by Arbit 02/19/2010, 4:54pm PST
QB's emoretcon extravaganza by up with pod people 02/17/2010, 12:03pm PST
Re: QB's emoretcon extravaganza by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:49am PST
HGB and QB star in: Okane Ga Nai (No Money) by Noi Dau Don 02/17/2010, 5:50pm PST
I have a conversation with a beautiful live human female about this. by Noi Dau Don 02/17/2010, 6:26pm PST
oh yea so did I, if by "this" you mean something somewhat unrelatred by irony 02/17/2010, 7:25pm PST
a page 404'd :( NT by Worm 02/17/2010, 9:13pm PST
Missing page reup by Noi Dau Don 02/18/2010, 2:05pm PST
That was hilarious, Zseni. NT by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:52am PST
Thanks QB! Your ukefacing is deeply inspiring to me. NT by Noi Dau Don 02/18/2010, 2:17pm PST
NO U by Horrible Gelatinous Blob 02/18/2010, 11:50am PST
Re: NO U by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 6:51am PST
QB has lots of secret private messages to be proud of NT by Tom Chick 02/19/2010, 8:38am PST
I once genetically engineered bioluminescent E-Coli as a lab project. by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 12:14pm PST
Hahahahaha NT by Entropy Stew 02/19/2010, 12:16am PST
Re: I once genetically engineered bioluminescent E-Coli as a lab project. by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 6:59am PST
I think these adventures are a little romantic. by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/17/2010, 8:51pm PST
I think I meant "accomplished" goon. Not acclimated. I just work here. NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 02/17/2010, 8:53pm PST
Re: I think these adventures are a little romantic. by Quétinbec 02/18/2010, 9:47am PST
Except when they get on the airwaves, newspapers, internet, etc. NT by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 11:34am PST
it falls to me to inform you that the 'beautiful text' was actually sad, banal by up with pod people 02/15/2010, 6:53pm PST
Re: it falls to me to inform you that the 'beautiful text' was actually sad, ban by Quétinbec 02/16/2010, 6:55am PST
Do you actually play video games? NT by Mysterious Stranger 02/16/2010, 11:37am PST
Sure he does! He played that Need for Speed where you get text messages from a by beautiful but deadly Chinese girl! 02/16/2010, 4:53pm PST
Re: A fuck occured by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 8:02pm PST
Hey, QB! We found someone who wants to trade places with you. NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 8:15pm PST
Don't kid yourself. QB's posts have all the core elements of a Goon story. by Fortinbras 02/18/2010, 8:19pm PST
fuck you, goon by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:12am PST
Sounds like it's time for Fortinbras NT by to raise the stakes B) 02/19/2010, 6:12am PST
Lookit these FUCKEN GOONS by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 8:26pm PST
Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! NT by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 9:40pm PST
Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/18/2010, 9:52pm PST
Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by Mischief Maker 02/18/2010, 10:23pm PST
Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:04am PST
Re: Who wants to ban QB??? These hate-ins are fun! by i_hate_goons.vbs 02/19/2010, 12:10am PST
Ping pong with whores? OH, THE DECADENCE by Entropy Stew 02/19/2010, 12:28am PST
Is it time to have a thread about serious shit that we're morally neutral about? by Noi Dau Don 02/19/2010, 1:49am PST
Wrong. by Fortinbras 02/19/2010, 9:20am PST
This guy didn't get trolled. Let's all praise him. NT by Troll assessor 02/18/2010, 9:01pm PST
Re: A fuck occured by Quétinbec 02/19/2010, 7:09am PST
Re: A fuck occured by Mischief Maker 02/19/2010, 8:33am PST
Hey QB! by Gutsby 02/19/2010, 9:41am PST
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