Caltrops - Tales of the Sword Coast





	[quote name="irony"](3:29:55 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: I don't know why you died, cassie. I don't know why and I don't know how, I never even met you before tonight. but you were a friend and more when I needed one. and when I find out who did it, it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. it'll be loud and nasty. my kinda kill. (3:39:06 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: Nice. (3:39:10 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: What's that from? (3:39:30 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: :D (3:39:36 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: you don't remember sin city? (3:40:04 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: no, I just decided to say that when I hear that you were killed (3:41:10 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: I didn't see it. (3:41:34 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: did you at least see the dark knight yet (3:41:43 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: it made a billion dollars so, you must have by now (3:43:17 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: hey did you watch super awesome american movie yet? (3:43:50 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: or at the very least, did you watch terrible shitpile weeaboo imported violent porn cartoon yet? (3:44:29 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: OH YOU DID? :D (3:44:32 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: :( (3:44:52 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: No, I don't see Disney movies. (3:46:16 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: disney makes anime now? (3:47:34 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: They remade Kimba: The White Lion, at least. (3:49:05 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: yes they made it into the lion king, which is the worst disney movie of the 90s (3:49:07 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: :( (3:49:20 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: do you know what my favorite animu movie is? (3:49:27 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: maybe I have told you about it before (3:49:37 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: it is about a very brave and heroic redheaded girl (3:49:48 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: who is an android or something (3:50:00 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: and she uses the power of love to combat evil demons or some shit (3:50:19 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: and there is a very m night shamanlanmnan tweest at the end (3:50:25 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: it's great (3:51:36 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: Key? (3:51:57 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: wot (3:52:44 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: Key: The Metal Idol? (3:52:51 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: never heard of it (3:52:58 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: what the hell does that even mean? (3:57:38 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: Her name is Key. She thinks she's an android (gynoid, technically), hence "metal". She wants to become a pop star (idol). (3:58:02 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: gynoid.... so that's a female android (3:29:59 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: did you hear about the new miss england, who is in the armed forces? (3:30:00 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: http://www.operatorchan.org/n/src/n29500_cplhodge.jpg (3:30:14 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: hey cassie you're a human female, how come you don't have a body like that? (3:32:40 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: I'm not THAT pale,forone. (3:32:56 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: she's pale? (3:33:01 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: looks fine to me (3:33:20 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: damn, now thats fine (3:33:22 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: she's fine (3:33:50 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: yea thats a pretty normal skin tone (3:34:13 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: unless you are saying you are african american (3:36:26 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: "Fair" is a fancy way of saying pale. (3:36:47 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: so, its a good thing (3:37:10 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: because fairness is something we all hope for (3:39:40 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: she also has a few other features we might hope for as well (3:39:47 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: like say perhaps um (3:40:17 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: I think she won a medal for disarming a terrorist in combat (3:40:24 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: I'd say she is quite disarming (3:40:34 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: try not to be too jealous of her (3:41:29 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: No fear. I'm not. (3:41:42 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: thats good (3:41:47 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: She's not my type, either. (3:41:49 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: you would drive yourself nuts otherwise (3:41:55 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: what is your "type"? (3:44:52 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: Actually, it's very broad, but she doesn't fit it. (3:45:04 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: For one thing I'm not a fan of wavy or extremely dark hair. (3:48:01 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: whats wrong with that kind of hair? (3:48:09 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: her hair looks nice to me (3:48:23 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: were you raped by a woman with wavy and dark hair? (hot?) (3:49:03 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: you guys are putting the pussy on a pedestal, don't put the pussy on a pedestal (3:49:11 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: good advice, I guess :( (3:49:23 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: you are SO jealous (3:49:40 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: jealous jealous (3:49:47 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: but that's ok (3:49:57 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: it's totally natural (3:50:01 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: a totally natural reaction (3:50:05 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: she is a hero (3:50:13 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: also: she's got some nice cans there (3:50:38 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: and cute face and wide child burfing hips etc (3:51:17 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: so about this woman who may have had improper relations with you (raep) did she have a metal robot claw? (3:51:32 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: or two (3:54:07 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: It looks nice but I don't find it attactive. (3:54:24 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: And she's wearing a push-up bra. (3:54:39 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: it looks good (3:54:54 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: all chicks should be forced to wear one (3:55:07 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: No, no. (3:55:23 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: :D (3:55:40 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: I am going to get a law passed that says that ... (4:05:41 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: I'd let her sneak into my camp and slit my throat if yano what I mean (4:05:43 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: no wait ... (9:00:20 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: cassie, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy engineering or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on (9:04:31 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: you came back (9:05:02 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: Lies. (9:05:23 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: I watched bae again (9:05:35 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: Im surprised, you would think there would have been more than 3 episodes (9:05:51 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: Yes. (9:06:19 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: considering the artistry involved (9:27:21 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: "The sex scenes between Sayuka and playboy Kyohei are particularly bland, which is sad since they’re supposed to be the main couple." (9:27:30 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: oh, do you like bland sex? (9:27:35 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: oh (9:46:37 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: I don't mind it. (9:48:15 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: you seem to prefer it :( (9:48:18 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: :( ... (9:49:36 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: I don't watch for plot, in case you haven't gathered. (9:50:03 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: or for porn? (9:50:12 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: I mean you say you never watched the rest of it (9:50:18 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: so really, you watched the most boring part (9:50:30 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: you didn't even watch the part with the tentacle octopus? (9:50:40 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: I avoided it. (9:51:31 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: why (9:53:12 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: WHY???????????? ... (3:45:37 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: so, did you ever play crysis? (3:46:03 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: A little. (3:46:17 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: what does that mean (3:46:22 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: you beat it on normal? (3:46:37 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: we recently bought warhead on steam (3:46:41 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: there was a steam sale (3:49:40 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: I didnt play it yet of course (3:49:55 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: because there has been other stuff begging for my attention (3:55:38 PM) <font color="pink">the other, sane cassie</font>: I played multiplayer. (3:55:48 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: why (3:56:01 PM) <font color="#008080">Jso</font>: crysis has multiplayer? she doesn't talk much and I don't really see her on aim much[/quote]