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[quote name="Horrible Gelatinous Blob"]Zseni's yaoi was right about one thing: it's fucking weird to me that I'm arguing on the side of orthodoxy and heteronormality. But there's something about your faggoty, ridiculous-ass arguments, Quentin... [quote name="Quétinbec"]That's because it's fucking boring. Congratulations if you put up with it for fuck all money, but I grew up thinking I'd be great, and until the world forces me to settle, my lifestyle allows me to keep thinking that. I have sex, money, and spare time. What the fuck do you have that's better than that?[/quote] I have sex that I don't have to pay for. With white girls even! Blob 1, QB 0. I have money. I'll concede that I'm not making sixty gazillion Bahraini shekels, but I make enough to live in Hawaii. Are you seriously going to try to argue that Bahrain > Hawaii? Spare time? Unemployed people have a lot of spare time too. That's not exactly a bragging right. [quote] Of course a law degree is the key to happiness! Frame those fuckers and he's set! I went to law school for two years. In that time, I met two laywers I'd consider happy, but they were both young and didn't know any better. [/quote] They let high school dropouts go to law school in NZ? Like I said, Easy Mode. As usual, you're missing the point. It's not that degrees make MM happy, it's that they're symbols of accomplishment and ability. You don't have these things, because you've accomplished exactly nothing of worth on your own. Sour grapes, mayne. [quote]How the fuck do you know? They're only 40 something. Give them 10 years. And marriage and kids is something I take for granted. [/quote] You're really going to go with the "in 10 years they'll be miserable" strategy? Smarten up, Quentin. Wishful thinking doesn't make it so. And you of all people really really <b>really</b> shouldn't take marriage and kids for granted. The combination of dickrot and a uterus scarred by years of sex work isn't conducive to fertility. [quote]So, a couple of guys suffer alone and I'm supposed to be impressed? [/quote] Impressed? No. However, you should at least have a healthy respect for those who can do things that you lack the ability to do. We're not talking about parlor tricks here. Growing up and taking responsibility for one's own life can be more difficult than it looks. You would think that you would recognize that, seeing how you've proved incapable of it on multiple occasions. [quote]Come on! I can't even imagine feeling beneath a couple of dorks with a deposit on some shithole. [/quote] See above. [quote]That's not all they'd have; that's just all I talk about to you.[/quote] Because you're such a secretive, private person, right? Get the fuck outta here with that. [quote]If MM was 24, very, very handsome, and had a few million dollars behind him, maybe I'd trade places, but the rest of you fuckers - not a chance. [/quote] Yeah, uh, I don't think you'll have to worry about that offer presenting itself anytime soon. [quote]Losing my virginity was a big part of my decision to go overseas. There were quite a few girls who were interested in fucking me back home. [/quote] <img src="http://lh6.ggpht.com/_LJukmgMxASg/S0GMmTdTnNI/AAAAAAAAAfw/XLfAsptdyvc/1208331951736.jpg"> We don't believe you; you need more people. [quote]None of them were gorgeous, but I had reached the age where I was too embarrassed about my virginity to fuck any of them and everyone ended up thinking I was gay.[/quote] So you didn't want to have sex with girls, and then people thought that you were gay. Yeah, that's a real leap. [quote]I became obsessed with masturbation. I was convinced the only way I could lose my virginity without embarrassing myself was with a whore, and there was no way I'd fuck a whore at home. I guess I didn't give a fuck if some Asian whore laughed at me. [/quote] And now look at you: you embarass yourself in front of whores on a daily basis. A great leap forward indeed. [quote]I like girls like that, though. I found out that "Stabby" is 31. She's whored in Singapore, Thailand, England, and the Middle East since she was 18. Can you imagine going to those places, by yourself, to whore illegally for 13 years! It's fucking amazing. You've fucked a few black girls and now so have I, but I've never met anyone as gangster as she is, and she's Thai. She's like a robot. It's amazing. I try to figure her out. I have so much respect for her. [/quote] Are you fucking retarded? There's nothing gangsta about that. "She's like a robot." Yeah, I guess that's what happens after you've spent a decade plus being mounted by an endless number of privileged fucks who lack the social skills and courage to approach a woman without a sweaty fistful of local currency. You are right to have respect for her, though: she's earned every dollar she's put in her pocket, which is more than you'll ever be able to say. [quote]You're not in control of your tears - you're just in control of your boring, low stakes life [/quote] I might be offended if this meant anything. Is that seriously what you tell yourself to make you feel better about blubbering like a fucking infant over the smallest perceived niceties? You don't even know anything about my life, much less what's at stake in it. Isn't there a plastic bag fluttering in the wind somewhere that you should be crying at? [quote]You fucking idiot. The only girl I had on my radar as a potential marriage prospect was denied entry to this country because of some political tiff 10,000km away. On top of everything else, that seemed a bit too fucking unfair. The text just set me off. The text hardly mattered. [/quote] Unfair? That's why you cried, because life was unfair? You giant queen. You big dumb homo. Good job on having the emotional development of a six year old. Soon you'll be ready for big boy pants, fag. [quote]I'm upfront about those things. If you're honest and they can see it coming, girls will tolerate almost anything. [/quote] Hahaha, <i>no they won't!</i> I can see why you think that, because the breadth and depth of your experience with women has been limited to a sticky-fingered Romanian (who sensed your attraction for her and milked it for every drop), countless whores (who tolerate "almost anything" until your cash runs out), and Irene Wong (who is fucked up in the head). But an actual worthwhile girl? They have breaking points, and you left those in the rearview years ago. [quote]The only relationship I didn't end was with the Gypsy. People aren't getting sick of me. [/quote] You sucker. You've probably actually convinced yourself of this. [quote]It wouldn't get to that point. They'd realize my "flaws" immediately because I'd tell them. I don't try to paint myself as some great guy. I don't want to lie to anyone. [/quote] Holy shit, you lie all the goddamn time! You lie to the whores, you lie to your housemates, you lie to your employer, you lie to your parents, and you lie to us. Liars lie, QB. [quote] Is bioluminescent algae that glows blue as you walk over it so that your footprints are lit up like something out of a fucking comuter game "stuff"? I've seen and done a lot of cool shit thanks to my money and position here. In America, cool stuff means LED TV's and you're right that that kind of thing gets dull. I don't live in America. [/quote] If you think the best America has to offer in stuff is LED televisions, you've been misinformed. It's BECAUSE I live in America that I've been exposed to enough "cool shit" that I've gotten the fuck over it. Bioluminescent algae...who gives a fuck? Fucking hillbilly. [/quote]