|
by Quétinbec 03/20/2008, 5:09pm PDT |
|
 |
|
 |
|
If I'm so keen on shapely legs, why fuck about with Asians? Sure, smoothness is a plus, but smoothness isn't beyond white girls, so why settle for Asian legs with their boring shapes and limited variety?
I like legs only slightly more than I like other parts of a woman. I focus on them only because they are more visible and complicated than other sexy parts of a woman. I would marry a woman with shitty legs if I had the motivation, so at the heart of this question is how to deal with a shitty pair of legs if you find yourself stuck with them.
My current girlfriend has above average legs for an Asian, but average legs by world standards, and sub-standard legs by my standards. How can I push her legs to the next level? She already swims and plays squash without these activities causing any noticeable improvement, suggesting there is no long-term fix! Fortunately, there are a raft of superficial fixes to solve this problem when it matters most.
During a fuck (a side-fuck, of course (we should all spend at least 70% of our fuck time in this position)), move her top leg so it's slightly bent at the knee. Keep her bottom leg straight. The goal here is to have the calf of her top leg resting on her knee. This will push it upwards and give the impression of a large, strong calf muscle. It will also tighten the skin around the calf, making your girl look 10 years younger! Go ahead and touch it! Mmmm! Feels as good as it looks. You might as well be cock deep in Michelle Kwan.
It's not a very complicated position to get her in but she could take offence to your motivation for the position and you don't want to start any shit. The easiest way to achieve this poistion is to tickle the underside of her top foot with your toe while using your other leg to trap the leg beneath and keep it straight. The tickle should make her top leg bend reflexively. If this doesn't work, just trap the bottom leg and use your hands to move the top leg, but be subtle about it. Perhaps pretend you're giving her a very strong rub.
And, there you go! You have as nice a pair of legs as you'll find anywhere. Go ahead and cum, you've earned it.
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
|
Legs by Quétinbec 03/16/2008, 5:32pm PDT 
By "nice" you mean "huge" legs, right? If so, I'm with you. by Jerry Whorebach 03/16/2008, 7:00pm PDT
WARNING above link is safe for work by bombMexico 03/17/2008, 12:16am PDT
Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Quétinbec 03/17/2008, 9:18pm PDT
Hey, I'm talking about legs! Who's with me? by Quétinbec 03/19/2008, 4:01am PDT
Re: Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Nelly 03/19/2008, 5:11am PDT
Re: Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/19/2008, 5:20am PDT
What if a woman you love has a substandard pair of legs? by Quétinbec 03/20/2008, 5:09pm PDT
chicks that swim have awful legs NT by ever watch the olympics? 03/20/2008, 7:20pm PDT
Speed skaters have the best (biggest) legs and fencers have the best bums. by Jerry Whorebach 03/20/2008, 10:06pm PDT
I better ask Mranduh what her legs look like (hm). NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/21/2008, 7:28am PDT
Yes, perhaps we should each of us examine the legs of women in our lives. NT by March is Women's History Month 03/21/2008, 8:11am PDT
Jeans. by Quétinbec 12/06/2008, 7:56am PST
Stripper legs by Quétinbec 12/13/2008, 5:19am PST
Re: Stripper legs by Choson 12/13/2008, 5:37am PST
A rat crawling up her body. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/13/2008, 6:12am PST
Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Quétinbec 12/13/2008, 3:56pm PST
"Our" "video" "sex" NT by Zsenitan 12/13/2008, 10:37pm PST
Fuck you, Zseni. You flagged my image as inappropriate and it got deleted. by Quétinbec 12/14/2008, 3:36am PST
Is that supposed to represent you and your landlord? NT by Mischief Maker 12/14/2008, 8:17am PST
No, Zseni was suspected of flagging my picture.The women bashing was her punishm by Quétinbec 12/15/2008, 2:58am PST
JANGO Fett NT by fucking newfag 12/15/2008, 3:19am PST
Whoa 4chan talk, I wonder what poster this is! NT by Worm 12/15/2008, 5:27am PST
Megachlorines forbid someone get a detail of the shitty SW prequels wrong. NT by Mischief Maker 12/15/2008, 6:09am PST
I want to play! The captain of the USS Sunshine was JAPANESE. by Jerry Whorebach 12/18/2008, 9:22am PST
Thanks for lesson 582,039,001,194,533,281,706,298,404,804,302,995,341,666,928,19 by Zsenitan 12/14/2008, 8:50am PST
Re: Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 6:48am PST
Re: Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Entropy Stew 12/14/2008, 9:20am PST
Re: Jeans. by Quétinbec 12/28/2008, 7:04pm PST
FOURTH DATE?! by Fussbett 12/28/2008, 7:27pm PST
What he said. Has New Zealand not discovered shame yet? by bombMexico 12/28/2008, 9:31pm PST
Re: What he said. Has New Zealand not discovered shame yet? by Quétinbec 12/29/2008, 2:34am PST
Re: FOURTH DATE?! by Quétinbec 12/29/2008, 2:32am PST
That's cleared up, then by Fussbett 12/29/2008, 11:14am PST
Re: That's cleared up, then by Quétinbec 12/30/2008, 4:31pm PST
Re: That's cleared up, then by Fussbett 12/30/2008, 5:44pm PST
Sorry, didn't see this till Christmas NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2008, 10:58pm PST
1) He said SAFE for work and 2) it's in the NSFW forum so relax! NT by ICJ calming down team (ICJ CDT) 12/25/2008, 8:21am PST
You're too late, the new forum is already complete! NT by Viggo 12/25/2008, 3:32pm PST
|
|
