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by Quétinbec 03/16/2008, 5:32pm PDT |
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Legs are the best thing to like about a woman. We can expect a women with nice legs to be able to run faster and carry more weight than a woman with crappy legs, and this practical element allows us to avoid the fetish label.
My legs became hairy when I was 13/14 and I was very ashamed. A lot of my wanks around this time focused on the smooth brown legs of my female classmates perhaps as a way of dealing with this shame. I believe these early wanks left a mark that lasts to this day.
I have a lot spare time at the moment so I've been wanking a lot and thinking about wanks and sex a lot too. I've been looking at a lot of my old porn for the secrets of life. Almost all my moneyshots are frontal, full body shots which isn't much of a surprise as I've already documented how I feel 'ripped off' if I'm cumming over just a face and a pair of tits, but last night I wondered if my selection of cumshots ties in with sex in any way and concluded 'yes'.
As we all know, my preference is for side-fucking. There are many advantages to it and last night I thought of another: if you're quite a bit taller than the girl, and if you prop yourself up on your lower elbow, her entire body from face to ankle will be visible. If you move your head forward, you can see the entire front, and by moving your head backwards, you can see the entire back. The only part hidden from you is the side she's resting on, and because that's a duplicate of the side that's facing you, everything is visible! These are porn thoughts and they don't come up when you're fucking, but I believe they are important things to remember. Strive to keep all the critical parts of a woman just a glance away. How often legs are neglected and even ignored because of the difficulty of keeping them within eyeshot. Side fucking is the answer and porn was the inspiration!
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Legs by Quétinbec 03/16/2008, 5:32pm PDT 
By "nice" you mean "huge" legs, right? If so, I'm with you. by Jerry Whorebach 03/16/2008, 7:00pm PDT
WARNING above link is safe for work by bombMexico 03/17/2008, 12:16am PDT
Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Quétinbec 03/17/2008, 9:18pm PDT
Hey, I'm talking about legs! Who's with me? by Quétinbec 03/19/2008, 4:01am PDT
Re: Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Nelly 03/19/2008, 5:11am PDT
Re: Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/19/2008, 5:20am PDT
What if a woman you love has a substandard pair of legs? by Quétinbec 03/20/2008, 5:09pm PDT
chicks that swim have awful legs NT by ever watch the olympics? 03/20/2008, 7:20pm PDT
Speed skaters have the best (biggest) legs and fencers have the best bums. by Jerry Whorebach 03/20/2008, 10:06pm PDT
I better ask Mranduh what her legs look like (hm). NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/21/2008, 7:28am PDT
Yes, perhaps we should each of us examine the legs of women in our lives. NT by March is Women's History Month 03/21/2008, 8:11am PDT
Jeans. by Quétinbec 12/06/2008, 7:56am PST
Stripper legs by Quétinbec 12/13/2008, 5:19am PST
Re: Stripper legs by Choson 12/13/2008, 5:37am PST
A rat crawling up her body. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/13/2008, 6:12am PST
Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Quétinbec 12/13/2008, 3:56pm PST
"Our" "video" "sex" NT by Zsenitan 12/13/2008, 10:37pm PST
Fuck you, Zseni. You flagged my image as inappropriate and it got deleted. by Quétinbec 12/14/2008, 3:36am PST
Is that supposed to represent you and your landlord? NT by Mischief Maker 12/14/2008, 8:17am PST
No, Zseni was suspected of flagging my picture.The women bashing was her punishm by Quétinbec 12/15/2008, 2:58am PST
JANGO Fett NT by fucking newfag 12/15/2008, 3:19am PST
Whoa 4chan talk, I wonder what poster this is! NT by Worm 12/15/2008, 5:27am PST
Megachlorines forbid someone get a detail of the shitty SW prequels wrong. NT by Mischief Maker 12/15/2008, 6:09am PST
I want to play! The captain of the USS Sunshine was JAPANESE. by Jerry Whorebach 12/18/2008, 9:22am PST
Thanks for lesson 582,039,001,194,533,281,706,298,404,804,302,995,341,666,928,19 by Zsenitan 12/14/2008, 8:50am PST
Re: Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 6:48am PST
Re: Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Entropy Stew 12/14/2008, 9:20am PST
Re: Jeans. by Quétinbec 12/28/2008, 7:04pm PST
FOURTH DATE?! by Fussbett 12/28/2008, 7:27pm PST
What he said. Has New Zealand not discovered shame yet? by bombMexico 12/28/2008, 9:31pm PST
Re: What he said. Has New Zealand not discovered shame yet? by Quétinbec 12/29/2008, 2:34am PST
Re: FOURTH DATE?! by Quétinbec 12/29/2008, 2:32am PST
That's cleared up, then by Fussbett 12/29/2008, 11:14am PST
Re: That's cleared up, then by Quétinbec 12/30/2008, 4:31pm PST
Re: That's cleared up, then by Fussbett 12/30/2008, 5:44pm PST
Sorry, didn't see this till Christmas NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2008, 10:58pm PST
1) He said SAFE for work and 2) it's in the NSFW forum so relax! NT by ICJ calming down team (ICJ CDT) 12/25/2008, 8:21am PST
You're too late, the new forum is already complete! NT by Viggo 12/25/2008, 3:32pm PST
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