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by Quétinbec 03/17/2008, 9:18pm PDT |
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Legs have a lot going for them. Invest lust wisely.
bombMexico wrote:
Lest anyone think liking big fucking legs makes me gay, I should hasten to point out how wide, child-bearing hips and (functional) female genitalia are also critical components of my ideal woman.
I don't know what you mean by 'big', Jerry. I don't care much about length or width, just shape, which doesn't exclude 'big' so long as they're only big in places but I'm not so keen on huge, regardless of shape. We're not talking Popeye shit, are we Jerry? That said, I've had a thing for Chun Li since I was a kid and her thighs are pretty huge. When I was 10, we'd have 6 player SF2 ins-and-outs on my friend's Amiga 500. I remember having a win-streak with Chun-Li so long that she was banned from competition on grounds of cheapness (excessive use of lightning kick) (Dhalsim and E.Honda (for his lightening slap) were also banned))). I've never masturbated to pictures of her because she's a cartoon, but I masturbate over pictures of women with strong, rounded legs in her honour. Perhaps she was the origin of my leg-fetish. Perhaps she was the origin of my Asian fetish, although I don't remember her looking very Asian. Imagine if her and her legs have influenced my life significantly!
Anyway, I have a problem with leg porn because...
1) I don't like any fetish that focuses on one area of the body but excludes all others. As my first post indicated, I'm a holistic wanker and, as I've recently realized and noted, this has come accross in my fucks. A lot of these leg fetish sites are pictures of women nude, except for their stockings! Leg fetish sites that show everything but the legs, for fuck's sake. A lot of what should be called 'stocking fetishes' get lumped in with leg fetish material. And when you do finally get a nice BARE pair of legs, that's all you get! No tits, face, or ass, just the legs! How about you show me the entire girl in a high enough resolution and at an angle the emphasizes the legs, motherfuckers!
2) The typical 'ideal leg' is a long skinny one. I'm 195cm tall, which is 6'6" in American, and if my legs were hairless, they'd look just like the skinny chicken legs these sites want me to wank over. I prefer normal legs to long legs, and strong shapely legs above all else, so these 'long leg' sites do nothing for me.
Smoothness is a big deal for me, also, although my gypsy kept hairy legs, perhaps out of contempt for me. Most female Asian legs are hairless. In fact, Asian girls usually only have hair on their head, armpits and cunt which is great! In Vietnam and Southern China, there are a number of girls with quite hairy legs. The hair isn't visible at a distance but it's there and because there's no culture of shaving, the girls leave it. Unacceptable. Many Indian girls shave, but all Indian girls have pin legs so who gives a shit. Skirts and shorts are banned over there so you don't find out how awful they are until it's too late.
bombMexico wrote:
Let me sit here and fantasize i'm important enough to justify having anyone care about what i'm reading at work THANKS FOR THE CONFIDENCE BOOST but i should be looking at something obscene. This thread is for porn, pal. I will say i'm pleased to know you believe the immense power of your words is staggering enough to force you to put them in the adults only section of the site, to blow as few innocent minds as possible.
Mexico, 'A Mind Forever Voyaging' was the wank discussion forum until Fussbett turned it into a place for people to sing about their dreams. I think it's convenient for wank discussions to be in the same place as wank material. I understand that a lot of people have terrible jobs and live in constant fear of losing them, but if you're boss is going to fire you for accidently loading a page of tits, then your life sucks and you should hate music and cry.
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Legs by Quétinbec 03/16/2008, 5:32pm PDT 
By "nice" you mean "huge" legs, right? If so, I'm with you. by Jerry Whorebach 03/16/2008, 7:00pm PDT
WARNING above link is safe for work by bombMexico 03/17/2008, 12:16am PDT
Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Quétinbec 03/17/2008, 9:18pm PDT
Hey, I'm talking about legs! Who's with me? by Quétinbec 03/19/2008, 4:01am PDT
Re: Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Nelly 03/19/2008, 5:11am PDT
Re: Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/19/2008, 5:20am PDT
What if a woman you love has a substandard pair of legs? by Quétinbec 03/20/2008, 5:09pm PDT
chicks that swim have awful legs NT by ever watch the olympics? 03/20/2008, 7:20pm PDT
Speed skaters have the best (biggest) legs and fencers have the best bums. by Jerry Whorebach 03/20/2008, 10:06pm PDT
I better ask Mranduh what her legs look like (hm). NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/21/2008, 7:28am PDT
Yes, perhaps we should each of us examine the legs of women in our lives. NT by March is Women's History Month 03/21/2008, 8:11am PDT
Jeans. by Quétinbec 12/06/2008, 7:56am PST
Stripper legs by Quétinbec 12/13/2008, 5:19am PST
Re: Stripper legs by Choson 12/13/2008, 5:37am PST
A rat crawling up her body. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/13/2008, 6:12am PST
Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Quétinbec 12/13/2008, 3:56pm PST
"Our" "video" "sex" NT by Zsenitan 12/13/2008, 10:37pm PST
Fuck you, Zseni. You flagged my image as inappropriate and it got deleted. by Quétinbec 12/14/2008, 3:36am PST
Is that supposed to represent you and your landlord? NT by Mischief Maker 12/14/2008, 8:17am PST
No, Zseni was suspected of flagging my picture.The women bashing was her punishm by Quétinbec 12/15/2008, 2:58am PST
JANGO Fett NT by fucking newfag 12/15/2008, 3:19am PST
Whoa 4chan talk, I wonder what poster this is! NT by Worm 12/15/2008, 5:27am PST
Megachlorines forbid someone get a detail of the shitty SW prequels wrong. NT by Mischief Maker 12/15/2008, 6:09am PST
I want to play! The captain of the USS Sunshine was JAPANESE. by Jerry Whorebach 12/18/2008, 9:22am PST
Thanks for lesson 582,039,001,194,533,281,706,298,404,804,302,995,341,666,928,19 by Zsenitan 12/14/2008, 8:50am PST
Re: Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 6:48am PST
Re: Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Entropy Stew 12/14/2008, 9:20am PST
Re: Jeans. by Quétinbec 12/28/2008, 7:04pm PST
FOURTH DATE?! by Fussbett 12/28/2008, 7:27pm PST
What he said. Has New Zealand not discovered shame yet? by bombMexico 12/28/2008, 9:31pm PST
Re: What he said. Has New Zealand not discovered shame yet? by Quétinbec 12/29/2008, 2:34am PST
Re: FOURTH DATE?! by Quétinbec 12/29/2008, 2:32am PST
That's cleared up, then by Fussbett 12/29/2008, 11:14am PST
Re: That's cleared up, then by Quétinbec 12/30/2008, 4:31pm PST
Re: That's cleared up, then by Fussbett 12/30/2008, 5:44pm PST
Sorry, didn't see this till Christmas NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2008, 10:58pm PST
1) He said SAFE for work and 2) it's in the NSFW forum so relax! NT by ICJ calming down team (ICJ CDT) 12/25/2008, 8:21am PST
You're too late, the new forum is already complete! NT by Viggo 12/25/2008, 3:32pm PST
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