Caltrops - The Knuckle Shuffle





	[quote name="Quétinbec"]Legs have a lot going for them. Invest lust wisely. [quote name="bombMexico"] Lest anyone think liking big fucking legs makes me gay, I should hasten to point out how wide, child-bearing hips and (functional) female genitalia are also critical components of my ideal woman. [/quote] I don't know what you mean by 'big', Jerry. I don't care much about length or width, just shape, which doesn't exclude 'big' so long as they're only big in places but I'm not so keen on huge, regardless of shape. We're not talking Popeye shit, are we Jerry? That said, I've had a thing for Chun Li since I was a kid and her thighs are pretty huge. When I was 10, we'd have 6 player SF2 ins-and-outs on my friend's Amiga 500. I remember having a win-streak with Chun-Li so long that she was banned from competition on grounds of cheapness (excessive use of lightning kick) (Dhalsim and E.Honda (for his lightening slap) were also banned))). I've never masturbated to pictures of her because she's a cartoon, but I masturbate over pictures of women with strong, rounded legs in her honour. Perhaps she was the origin of my leg-fetish. Perhaps she was the origin of my Asian fetish, although I don't remember her looking very Asian. Imagine if her and her legs have influenced my life significantly! Anyway, I have a problem with leg porn because... 1) I don't like any fetish that focuses on one area of the body but excludes all others. As my first post indicated, I'm a holistic wanker and, as I've recently realized and noted, this has come accross in my fucks. A lot of these leg fetish sites are pictures of women nude, except for their stockings! Leg fetish sites that show everything but the legs, for fuck's sake. A lot of what should be called 'stocking fetishes' get lumped in with leg fetish material. And when you do finally get a nice BARE pair of legs, that's all you get! No tits, face, or ass, just the legs! How about you show me the entire girl in a high enough resolution and at an angle the emphasizes the legs, motherfuckers! 2) The typical 'ideal leg' is a long skinny one. I'm 195cm tall, which is 6'6" in American, and if my legs were hairless, they'd look just like the skinny chicken legs these sites want me to wank over. I prefer normal legs to long legs, and strong shapely legs above all else, so these 'long leg' sites do nothing for me. Smoothness is a big deal for me, also, although my gypsy kept hairy legs, perhaps out of contempt for me. Most female Asian legs are hairless. In fact, Asian girls usually only have hair on their head, armpits and cunt which is great! In Vietnam and Southern China, there are a number of girls with quite hairy legs. The hair isn't visible at a distance but it's there and because there's no culture of shaving, the girls leave it. Unacceptable. Many Indian girls shave, but all Indian girls have pin legs so who gives a shit. Skirts and shorts are banned over there so you don't find out how awful they are until it's too late. [quote name="bombMexico"] Let me sit here and fantasize i'm important enough to justify having anyone care about what i'm <u>reading</u> at work THANKS FOR THE CONFIDENCE BOOST but i should be looking at something obscene. This thread is for porn, pal. I will say i'm pleased to know you believe the immense power of your words is staggering enough to force you to put them in the adults only section of the site, to blow as few innocent minds as possible. [/quote] Mexico, 'A Mind Forever Voyaging' was the wank discussion forum until Fussbett turned it into a place for people to sing about their dreams. I think it's convenient for wank discussions to be in the same place as wank material. I understand that a lot of people have terrible jobs and live in constant fear of losing them, but if you're boss is going to fire you for accidently loading a page of tits, then your life sucks and you should hate music and cry. [/quote]