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Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Quétinbec 12/13/2008, 3:56pm PST
Choson wrote:

Quétinbec wrote:


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WTF is that black thing on the side of her belly?


She doesn't wank during our video sex and it almost always goes like this:

"Stand back. I can only see your cunt. Can't you stand further back or move the camera?"

"There is a wall here. I will try to move the camera."

*Five minutes fucking around with the camera*

"Look, fuck it. Just put it back where it was. REEN, FUCKING PUT IT BACK WHERE IT WAS! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING WANK AND I CAN'T SEE SHIT."

*Puts camera back*

"Go lower. Show me your tits. NO! I want to see your tits and your cunt! No, I can't see your tits now. Just show me your ass then. Your ass! NO, YOUR ASS! Yes! Oh my God! Squeeze your ass. Oh, fuck yeah. OK, go back. Can't you stand further back?"

"No. There is a wall here."

"OK, fuck it. Just squeeze your tits then... and your thighs. No, don't bend over. Don't bend. STAY! OK, squeeze your tits. Only one tit so I can see the other one. Oh my God! Oh, fuck I miss you babe..."

*Cum*

"Fuck Reen...."

"Do you feel regret for what you have done?"

"Yeah, I think a little bit."

THE END!
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Legs by Quétinbec 03/16/2008, 5:32pm PDT NEW
    By "nice" you mean "huge" legs, right? If so, I'm with you. by Jerry Whorebach 03/16/2008, 7:00pm PDT NEW
    WARNING above link is safe for work by bombMexico 03/17/2008, 12:16am PDT NEW
        Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Quétinbec 03/17/2008, 9:18pm PDT NEW
            Hey, I'm talking about legs! Who's with me? by Quétinbec 03/19/2008, 4:01am PDT NEW
            Re: Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Nelly 03/19/2008, 5:11am PDT NEW
            Re: Legs age better than breasts/asses and are more visible on the street. by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/19/2008, 5:20am PDT NEW
                What if a woman you love has a substandard pair of legs? by Quétinbec 03/20/2008, 5:09pm PDT NEW
                    chicks that swim have awful legs NT by ever watch the olympics? 03/20/2008, 7:20pm PDT NEW
                        Speed skaters have the best (biggest) legs and fencers have the best bums. by Jerry Whorebach 03/20/2008, 10:06pm PDT NEW
                    I better ask Mranduh what her legs look like (hm). NT by Jhoh Creebul, Witch Toucher O_O 03/21/2008, 7:28am PDT NEW
                        Yes, perhaps we should each of us examine the legs of women in our lives. NT by March is Women's History Month 03/21/2008, 8:11am PDT NEW
                            Jeans. by Quétinbec 12/06/2008, 7:56am PST NEW
                                Stripper legs by Quétinbec 12/13/2008, 5:19am PST NEW
                                    Re: Stripper legs by Choson 12/13/2008, 5:37am PST NEW
                                        A rat crawling up her body. NT by Creexuls, a monster >:3 12/13/2008, 6:12am PST NEW
                                        Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Quétinbec 12/13/2008, 3:56pm PST NEW
                                            "Our" "video" "sex" NT by Zsenitan 12/13/2008, 10:37pm PST NEW
                                                Fuck you, Zseni. You flagged my image as inappropriate and it got deleted. by Quétinbec 12/14/2008, 3:36am PST NEW
                                                    Is that supposed to represent you and your landlord? NT by Mischief Maker 12/14/2008, 8:17am PST NEW
                                                        No, Zseni was suspected of flagging my picture.The women bashing was her punishm by Quétinbec 12/15/2008, 2:58am PST NEW
                                                            JANGO Fett NT by fucking newfag 12/15/2008, 3:19am PST NEW
                                                                Whoa 4chan talk, I wonder what poster this is! NT by Worm 12/15/2008, 5:27am PST NEW
                                                                Megachlorines forbid someone get a detail of the shitty SW prequels wrong. NT by Mischief Maker 12/15/2008, 6:09am PST NEW
                                                                    I want to play! The captain of the USS Sunshine was JAPANESE. by Jerry Whorebach 12/18/2008, 9:22am PST NEW
                                                    Thanks for lesson 582,039,001,194,533,281,706,298,404,804,302,995,341,666,928,19 by Zsenitan 12/14/2008, 8:50am PST NEW
                                            Re: Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Fussbett 12/14/2008, 6:48am PST NEW
                                                Re: Heh, it's the volume control for her headset. by Entropy Stew 12/14/2008, 9:20am PST NEW
                                Re: Jeans. by Quétinbec 12/28/2008, 7:04pm PST NEW
                                    FOURTH DATE?! by Fussbett 12/28/2008, 7:27pm PST NEW
                                        What he said. Has New Zealand not discovered shame yet? by bombMexico 12/28/2008, 9:31pm PST NEW
                                            Re: What he said. Has New Zealand not discovered shame yet? by Quétinbec 12/29/2008, 2:34am PST NEW
                                        Re: FOURTH DATE?! by Quétinbec 12/29/2008, 2:32am PST NEW
                                            That's cleared up, then by Fussbett 12/29/2008, 11:14am PST NEW
                                                Re: That's cleared up, then by Quétinbec 12/30/2008, 4:31pm PST NEW
                                                    Re: That's cleared up, then by Fussbett 12/30/2008, 5:44pm PST NEW
        Sorry, didn't see this till Christmas NT by Ice Cream Jonsey 12/24/2008, 10:58pm PST NEW
            1) He said SAFE for work and 2) it's in the NSFW forum so relax! NT by ICJ calming down team (ICJ CDT) 12/25/2008, 8:21am PST NEW
                You're too late, the new forum is already complete! NT by Viggo 12/25/2008, 3:32pm PST NEW
 
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