Forum Overview :: The Knuckle Shuffle :: What if a woman you love has a substandard pair of legs?

[quote name="Quétinbec"]If I'm so keen on shapely legs, why fuck about with Asians? Sure, smoothness is a plus, but smoothness isn't beyond white girls, so why settle for Asian legs with their boring shapes and limited variety? I like legs only slightly more than I like other parts of a woman. I focus on them only because they are more visible and complicated than other sexy parts of a woman. I would marry a woman with shitty legs if I had the motivation, so at the heart of this question is how to deal with a shitty pair of legs if you find yourself stuck with them. My current girlfriend has above average legs for an Asian, but average legs by world standards, and sub-standard legs by my standards. How can I push her legs to the next level? She already swims and plays squash without these activities causing any noticeable improvement, suggesting there is no long-term fix! Fortunately, there are a raft of superficial fixes to solve this problem when it matters most. During a fuck (a side-fuck, of course (we should all spend at least 70% of our fuck time in this position)), move her top leg so it's slightly bent at the knee. Keep her bottom leg straight. The goal here is to have the calf of her top leg resting on her knee. This will push it upwards and give the impression of a large, strong calf muscle. It will also tighten the skin around the calf, making your girl look 10 years younger! Go ahead and touch it! Mmmm! Feels as good as it looks. You might as well be cock deep in Michelle Kwan. It's not a very complicated position to get her in but she could take offence to your motivation for the position and you don't want to start any shit. The easiest way to achieve this poistion is to tickle the underside of her top foot with your toe while using your other leg to trap the leg beneath and keep it straight. The tickle should make her top leg bend reflexively. If this doesn't work, just trap the bottom leg and use your hands to move the top leg, but be subtle about it. Perhaps pretend you're giving her a very strong rub. And, there you go! You have as nice a pair of legs as you'll find anywhere. Go ahead and cum, you've earned it. [/quote]