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by Zseni 08/26/2007, 2:45pm PDT |
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bombMexico wrote:
Zseni wrote:
The movies are a wasteland of Dumb Tits these days. How bad is it? It's so bad that Megan Fox's "I'm Only A Little Regressive" star turn as an EVIL JOCK CONCUBINE stands out as the strongest female performance of the summer. Movie women are shrill, stupid, needy, and gorgeous nowadays, whereas in so many of the sharp wordy films Our Reviewer mentions, they were rather more independent and sharp.
Because summer popcorn movies are known for their great acting! What great male roles were out there? If Shay Laboof is a normal guy in real life he's great at acting like a cunt. And minus points for having seen all those shit ragtime movies and also for agreeing with a fag :(
Okay, so imagine the hero of Transformers isn't a dull fugly dude; imagine it is instead a dull fugly girl. Okay, now what planet are you on? Because dull fugly women never get to do anything in a movie, ever. Being dull and fugly is an immediate cancellation of your Woman Acting license.
But dull fugly dudes get the girl, save the world, and still stay true to their roots because Hollywood doesn't hate men. Imagine a puffy jowly actress who gets to swap one-liners with Optimus Prime! Imagine it! In the Pleiades! The only place it will ever happen! |
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Superbad the movie by Last 08/18/2007, 1:09am PDT 
It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intimacy by Zseni 08/18/2007, 5:02pm PDT
Re: It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intim by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2007, 5:50pm PDT
I love that disclaimer by Fussbett 08/18/2007, 8:01pm PDT
Bawdy, ribald, uncouth, flurgendorf prison NT by Grumah 08/18/2007, 10:01pm PDT
Re: It's another stumbling step towards the reclaimation of nonsexual male intim by motherfuckerfoodeater 08/18/2007, 11:46pm PDT
Misery loves company. NT by Fag Hags of the World 08/18/2007, 6:23pm PDT
Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 8:41pm PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Fag Hags of the World 08/18/2007, 9:46pm PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 10:27pm PDT
Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Fussbett 08/19/2007, 1:12am PDT
Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Zseni 08/19/2007, 9:41am PDT
Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Fag Hags of the World 08/19/2007, 11:56am PDT
Re: Oops, I spoke too soon. I disagree with all of this. by Zseni 08/19/2007, 4:21pm PDT
Thank you for that exceptional etc. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/21/2007, 6:27am PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Fag Hags of the World 08/19/2007, 8:54am PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/19/2007, 10:02am PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Jerry Whorebach 08/18/2007, 10:52pm PDT
Re: Fag projects fear of intimacy onto Zseni (part 29482725395847111172) by Zseni 08/18/2007, 11:47pm PDT
I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Jerry Whorebach 08/20/2007, 11:35pm PDT
Re: I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Zseni 08/21/2007, 4:46pm PDT
Re: I think you're what talk radio calls a Feminazi. by Jerry Whorebach 08/21/2007, 5:21pm PDT
I don't disagree with most of what you said... by Fussbett 08/19/2007, 12:55am PDT
Re: I don't disagree with most of what you said... by Choson 08/19/2007, 12:39pm PDT
Any kind of grill works well really as long as it grills things. NT by Jhoh Clbbl O_____O 08/21/2007, 6:29am PDT
Zseni have you ever been to a Cuddle Party by REiD MiHALKO 08/20/2007, 10:34pm PDT
Re: Zseni have you ever been to a Cuddle Party by Jerry Whorebach 08/20/2007, 11:42pm PDT
Rule #12 - Thank you for arriving on time. NT by :( 08/21/2007, 1:07am PDT
Enough with the sex in intimacy already! NT by Lesbian Bed Death 08/19/2007, 12:28am PDT
Re: Enough with the sex in intimacy already! by Zseni 08/19/2007, 12:40am PDT
GAY-NECOLOGY by bombMexico 08/19/2007, 1:56am PDT
Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Fussbett 08/26/2007, 3:24am PDT
Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Zseni 08/26/2007, 8:07am PDT
As a related tangent, The Thin Man is an awesome movie. NT by Fullofkittens 08/26/2007, 8:30am PDT
Maybe woman are just bad actors? by bombMexico 08/26/2007, 12:46pm PDT
Re: Maybe woman are just bad actors? by Zseni 08/26/2007, 2:45pm PDT
Rosie O'Donnel? Queen Latifah? Katy Bates? Eddie Murphy? by Mischief Maker 08/26/2007, 3:10pm PDT
Re: Maybe woman are just bad actors? by Fullofkittens 08/26/2007, 3:26pm PDT
Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Fussbett 08/26/2007, 3:15pm PDT
Re: Finally saw Superbad and read that awful Time article. by Zseni 08/26/2007, 5:29pm PDT
Finally saw Knocked Up. by Fussbett 01/17/2008, 9:43pm PST
I think you're conveniently forgetting every moment in Superbad with the cops. by Fullofkittens 01/17/2008, 10:43pm PST
Peter Weir, hmmm, yes, Peter Weir NT by Student of film 01/17/2008, 11:21pm PST
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